Explosive pet!Green tea little husband grinding people every night

Gu Lanyi was thinking about the poppy milk fish she had promised Wen Ziyu, so she carried him to the pool.

"Which one do you like, pick one."

Wen Xiaomao couldn't understand what she was saying, and the cat's eyes were attracted by the fish swimming around in the water with their big tails.

"Meow." A lot of fish.

Gu Lanyi raised her eyebrows, pointed to one and asked, "Like this one?"

"Meow." It's all mine.

Gu Lanyi nodded thoughtfully, "It seems that I like this one, let's go get it with a net and make poppy milk fish for Xiao Yu."

When she turned around, Kitty Wen jumped out of her arms suddenly and let out a cry.

"Meow!"

Gu Lanyi was startled, and quickly reached out to catch it, but was dodged nimbly.

Kitten Wen only had eyes for that nasty fish wagging its tail.

"Xiao Yu!"

wow——

Gu Lanyi frantically went to catch Wen Kitten in the water, but the cat caught up, but was still stubbornly biting the tail of the fish.

That fish was bigger than his whole cat, but he was so brave, the fish tail kept shaking, splashing water all over Gu Lanyi.

She reluctantly pulled the fish out of Kitty Wen's mouth.

Wen Kitten meowed angrily.

Gu Lanyi ignored him, and instead patted his round, fluffy buttocks.

Well, it feels good, let's take another shot.

"Meow!"

Wen Xiaomao got angry and bit Gu Lanyi's finger that was placed under it.

Gu Lanyi only felt that her fingers were caught in the wet kitten's mouth, but instead of stretching her teeth, she kept pulling it.

She looked at Wen Ziyu who was sitting on her finger but wanted to lift it up with a complicated expression.

How did you become so stupid?

Can this be done, won't it affect the genes of the next generation?

Gu Lanyi pulled her fingers out of his mouth, then carried the fish to the kitchen.

While cooking, she was afraid that Wen Ziyu would be hurt by the kitchen knives if he ran around. After thinking for a long time, she finally picked up the bamboo basket on the stove and covered it under. It was just the right size and even a little spacious.

Gu Lanyi was very satisfied.

But Kitty Wen was not satisfied.

"Meow meow meow!"

He slammed into the bamboo basket viciously, but only shifted his position slightly, and was still tightly covered.

Wen Xiaomao bit his teeth again, but his teeth were small and soft, so he couldn't pose a threat to the bamboo basket at all, instead he bit his own toothache.

He was a little wronged, and he was a little tired after struggling for a long time.

The stomach that was already hungry is now even hungrier.

"Meow~"

He called out in a low voice.

But Gu Lanyi, who was chopping the fish beside him, didn't hear it. She had just finished processing the internal organs of the fish. In order to make it easier for the cat to eat, she was going to chop the fish finer.

After cutting, she poured the prepared seasoning Anliang into the pot just boiling, held the fish with chopsticks, and slid down the pot bit by bit.

Finally, put the lid on the pot and you're done!

"Meow~"

Wen Ziyu yelled again, and Lan Yi finally heard it.

She hastily removed the bamboo basket, only to realize that her little Yu was very wilted like a frost-beaten eggplant.

Gu Lanyi was taken aback, "Xiao Yu? What's the matter? Are you evil?"

Wen Ziyu lay on her palm, screaming coquettishly, and stretched out his front paws, revealing the tenderness inside.

The moment Gu Lanyi saw his little paw, her heart ached.

I saw these scratches on the center of the cat's pink and tender paws. Although there was no blood, it looked particularly worrying on the delicate kitten's paws.

"Did you scratch it just now?"

"Meow."

Gu Lanyi felt even more distressed, and carefully reached out and touched the heart of its claws.

The cat's claw retracted the moment she touched it, and then hit her chin with a thud.

He didn't have bright claws, so Gu Lanyi didn't feel any pain at all, but rubbed against his claws instead.

"Meow!" The smelly hooligan.

Wen Ziyu retracted his little paw, and Gu Lanyi sighed regretfully.

Well, the kitty won't let her suck her paws anymore, poor thing.

She didn't dare to put Wen Ziyu on the ground alone anymore. Although a little scratch on the paw was not a big deal, the cat actually didn't hurt too much.

But Gu Lanyi just couldn't bear him to leave by himself and insisted on putting him in his arms.

Well, another day, the tailor will have to sew a bigger pocket on her dress and put Wen Ziyu in it.

Wen Ziyu didn't know that someone already wanted to make him a home in him.

He sharpened his claws and stared at the steaming fish on the plate.

But this bad human being never let him touch it.

"It's just out of the pan, it's a little hot, I'll eat it later."

"Meow!" Badass human, cheapskate.

Gu Lanyi: "Well, you're so cute."

system:【……】

I don't know why, but it always feels that one person and one cat are talking like a chicken talking to a duck, and no one can understand the other.

Gu Lanyi took a fan and fanned it gently, trying to let him eat it as quickly as possible.

Wen Ziyu lay down on the table anxiously, seeing that she stopped fanning and stretched out her chopsticks to pick up a small piece of fish.

"Meow~" Human, even if you feed me fish to please me now, I will not forgive you for preventing me from eating fish just now.

Gu Lanyi gently held the fish, put it in her mouth and tasted it.

Well, the taste is okay and the temperature is right.

Wen Ziyu: "Meow! Meow! Meow!" Bad guy, bad guy, bad guy!

Gu Lanyi heard that he suddenly started screaming, thinking that he was starving, quickly picked up a piece of fish, picked out the thorn and placed it in front of him, and patted his head lovingly.

"Are you hungry? Eat quickly."

Wen Ziyu flicked his head, got out from under her palm, and ran to the other side with the fish in his mouth to eat.

Gu Lanyi found nothing, feeling a little lost.

Why does it feel like Wen Ziyu doesn't like her anymore?

The system comforted: [No, His Highness just lost his memory. Besides, cats are so cold, who told you to choose a cat? Wouldn't you be clingy if you chose a puppy? 】

Gu Lanyi shook her head, she just thought that Wen Ziyu himself was like a kitten, arrogant, cute and well-behaved.

System: You are hopeless, prepare for your funeral, dear!

Gu Lanyi brought a small plate, picked the most tender pieces of fish from the belly of the fish, adjusted the words carefully, and pushed the plate over after careful inspection.

Wen Ziyu, who was burying his head in eating fish, suddenly found a big plate next to his head.

"Meow?"

He looked at Gu Lanyi suspiciously.

Gu Lanyi gently pushed the plate forward again, and said, "Eat, this plate has no thorns."

Wen Ziyu couldn't understand what she said, but he could probably understand what she meant.

He will not be arrogant in the face of food!

Wen Ziyu sat down on the edge of the plate with a round body. Fortunately, Gu Lanyi held down the edge of the plate in time before removing his finger, otherwise a certain stupid cat would be smashed all over by the overturned plate head off.

The stupid cat didn't know that Gu Lanyi had saved him from a catastrophe just now, and crawled into the plate with his whole body to feast on it.

Seeing that he had already crawled in, Gu Lanyi let go of his hand, then took back another empty plate from behind his buttocks, and helped him pick the thorn again.

By the time Wen Ziyu's kitten's belly was swollen from eating, it was already completely dark.

Gu Lanyi can only wait until tomorrow for people to sew the pockets.

She took out a bamboo basket for clothes from the closet, took out all the clothes in it, and then took a blanket and spread it in again.

After laying it out, she felt that it was not soft enough, so she put clothes under the blanket several times before she was satisfied.

"Wen Xiaoyu, this will be your bed from now on, come in quickly."

Wen Ziyu glanced at the narrow bamboo basket, then gracefully jumped onto the big bed, rolled up on Gu Lanyi's pillow, and closed his eyes.

Gu Lanyi: ...

The system laughed in her mind, making all kinds of ridicule.

She lowered her voice, trying to reason with Wen Xiaoyu.

"Hey, you sleep here, I'm afraid that turning over at night will crush you."

Wen Ziyu raised his eyelids when he heard the movement, and closed his eyes indifferently after seeing the small cage.

Gu Lanyi: ...

Well, don't sleep if you don't want to sleep.

This basket is indeed a bit small, it may be uncomfortable to sleep on.

She glanced thoughtfully at Kitten Wen on her pillow, then blew out the light, and crawled inside lightly.

Sleeping on Wen Ziyu's original pillow.

She took a small handkerchief and gently covered the cat's body, only the round head was exposed.

"Good night, Xiaoyu."

"Meow."

Gu Lanyi smiled and heard the cat who was pretending to be sleeping meow again, and patted it lightly.

Then she raised her head and looked behind the screen on the other side of the room, where her Xiao Yu was also sleeping on the couch.

"Good night, Xiaoyu."