Explosive pet!Green tea little husband grinding people every night

At the dawn of dawn, the cool sunlight crept in through the cracks in the window, spying on a person and a cat sleeping soundly on the bed.

Gu Lanyi didn't sleep well. In her sleep, she was firmly pressed down by a big mountain, and she had difficulty breathing and couldn't move.

She almost thought that she was the monkey grandson who was crushed under Wuzhi Mountain, and that a master Xuanzang would come down from the sky to rescue her soon.

Suddenly, the tip of her nose was tickled by something soft and long-haired, and the slender and terrifying hair penetrated into her nostrils. She sneezed violently when she was about to suffocate, and woke up with a start.

"Meow!"

Wen Ziyu was soundly asleep, and was suddenly taken aback by her movement. The cat's hair exploded, and its tail stood upright, sweeping carelessly at Gu Lanyi's face again.

After Gu Lanyi heard his cry, she raised her hand, which was about to grab hard, and suddenly stopped, and put it gently on his body instead.

The voice was a bit rustling just after waking up, and she smiled and said, "Well, you little long-haired monster, why did you crawl on me while you were asleep?"

The long-haired monster meowed, and regrouped on her chest without giving any face.

Gu Lanyi pulled the rogue cat off and put it back on the pillow, rubbed her hair, and got out of bed yawning.

"Meow?"

The comfortable and soft bed was gone, and Wen Ziyu didn't sleep anymore, he jumped out of the bed lightly, and ran behind Gu Lanyi.

When Gu Lanyi took a step, Wen Xiaomao needed to run several times on all fours.

When Gu Lanyi left the room, Wen Xiaomao suddenly became anxious.

"Meow!"

Gu Lanyi turned around and lowered her head, seeing the messy-haired Wen Kitten who had just woken up.

She teased and said, "Why, you want to wash your face with me, can your little paws wash themselves?"

Wen Ziyu: "Meow." Hurry up and pick me up, I can't walk anymore.

Gu Lanyi picked him up.

She originally wanted to go to the well to wash her face first, and then fetch water to wash it. Since Xiao Yu is so attached to her, let's go together.

The well water was a little cold in the morning, so Gu Lanyi washed a few hands and dried them casually, then went to the kitchen to boil some hot water before washing Wen Xiaoyu's body.

Wen Ziyu's whole cat was startled, he just wanted to go out for a walk, he didn't want to take a bath.

Damn human, don't want to wet his elegant hair with water.

He kicked his calves wildly, trying to escape from this evil water basin.

Gu Lanyi ruthlessly took him back again, "Be good, I don't know if this system-generated body has fleas, I'd better wash it and rest assured."

System: [... What about the trust between people and Tong? 】

After countless times of running away and being caught back, Wen Ziyu was finally tired, his legs were shaking and he really didn't have the strength to run away.

But Gu Lanyi became addicted to playing, and urged: "Why don't you run away and play for a while."

Wen Ziyu: ...What kind of human is this, such a dog?

In the end, his elegant hair was still wet with water, and it was no longer fluffy. It was tightly attached to his body, revealing his unrounded body.

This is a bit embarrassing, the kitty's self-esteem was hit, and she lowered her head in despair, allowing Gu Lanyi to fiddle with her body.

Gu Lanyi didn't notice his depressed mood, and continued to wet his hair seriously, rubbing and smoothing it with his hands.

With both hands down little by little, Gu Lanyi paused for a moment, then continued to rub her hands as if nothing had happened.

Wen Ziyu's small body trembled violently.

"Meow! Meow!" Where are you touching?Stinking rogue!

Gu Lanyi had an innocent face, why did she react so strongly, she was just washing the cat's ass.

Pressing the little cat with one hand, rubbing his little butt forcefully with the other hand.

Well, the kitten's butt should also be delicious.

Wen Ziyu had nothing to love, lying in the water basin, he felt that he was already an unclean cat, whining.

Gu Lanyi didn't know how much she had affected the little cat's body and mind. After washing, she took a towel and rubbed it on Wen Ziyu's body.

Wen Xiaomao didn't want to pay attention to her at first, but his body's instincts couldn't be controlled. He still twisted his body and purred when he rubbed it up with his big hands through the towel.

Gu Lanyi patted his head lightly, and after basking in the sun for a while, the kitten became fluffy again.

Holding the cat in her arms and carrying a few coats, she first went to the street to ask the tailor to sew a large strong pocket on the side of her waist, and then went to the city lord's mansion to deal with official duties.

As soon as she stepped through the door, people noticed the white and fluffy kitten in her arms.

"Wow, General, where did you catch the cat? It's so cute!"

"I really want to touch it."

Gu Lanyi nodded coldly, counting it as a greeting, listening to their admiration, very proud.

Wen Xiaomao poked his head out of her hand, looking at his brand new territory.

An Xiangyuan turned around with a stack of cases, and almost bumped into Gu Lanyi head-on.

Gu Lanyi hurriedly dodged with the kitten in her arms, frowned and scolded: "Can you walk carefully, watch the way, and don't be rash all day long."

An Xiangyuan was rarely reprimanded by Gu Lanyi, so he was wronged and wept innocently: "General, there are too many cases in this case, I can't see the front."

Gu Lanyi ruthlessly walked past her and approached the room, "If you are short, hug a little less at a time, and have a correct understanding of yourself."

An Xiangyuan turned to look at Huang Hao behind him, wanting to cry but without tears, and said with his eyes:

What happened to the general today?Had a firecracker?

Huang Hao glanced into Gu Lanyi's arms silently, and said thoughtfully:

"I guess it might be because you almost bumped into the cat in the general's arms."

An Xiangyuan's eyes widened, "The general has a cat? I'll go and see."

She immediately forgot what she had been reprimanded by Gu Lanyi just now, and immediately ran into the house with the case in her arms, yelling, "General, do you really have a cat? Let me see."

She threw the heavy case on the table with a bang, and Wen Ziyu, who was about to jump out in fright, shivered, and shrank back into Lan Yi's arms.

Gu Lanyi looked up at An Xiangyuan expressionlessly.

Huang Hao looked at the big stupid man with pity on his face. It's fine if he doesn't grow tall, but why doesn't he even grow brains?

Gu Lanyi: "An Xiangyuan, have you completed the task of leading the troops today?"

An Xiangyuan scratched his head and thought, "General, it seems that I shouldn't be leading troops today."

Gu Lanyi affirmed, "It's you, you remember wrong."

Huang Hao, who was supposed to lead the troops by himself: "..."

An Xiangyuan turned his head in doubt, "Old Huang, is it my turn today?"

Huang Hao nodded affirmatively, "Yes, it's your turn."

An Xiangyuan snorted, didn't take it seriously, and excitedly walked into Gu Lanyi and said, "Okay, then I'll go to the training ground later, but let me see your cat first, General."

Gu Lanyi didn't open her hand to let her see, so An Xiangyuan could only stand on tiptoe and take a look at the white hairy dumpling in her arms.

"Wow, it's so cute, can the general let me touch it? I will definitely hug it gently!"

Huang Hao couldn't bear to look directly at it anymore, and An Xiangyuan reached out to touch Gu Lanyi's arms without hesitation.

Gu Lanyi gritted her teeth and slapped her hand away, "Go train your soldiers, by the way, winter is coming, in order to keep everyone in good physical strength, today's five kilometers will be increased to ten kilometers, you run with them."

An Xiangyuan snorted, confused, is there any inevitable connection between winter and extra training?

Forget it, the general must have her reasons for saying this, so just follow suit.

Huang Hao shook his head helplessly, he is a big fool, he will be played to death by the general sooner or later.

Gu Lanyi's eyes fell on Huang Hao, which made her tremble.

"General, your cat really likes you, so clingy."

Gu Lanyi looked pleased, and then calmly pressed back the little cat Wen who was struggling to escape from his palm.

He said to Huang Hao: "Let's put the case here, you can go down."

Huang Hao breathed out, quickly put down the case in his hand, and left in a hurry.

There was nothing dangerous in the study, so Gu Lanyi put him on the ground with confidence and let him play by himself, then picked up the case file and started to read.

After landing on the ground, Wen Ziyu looked around vigilantly, but didn't find any threat, so he walked gracefully on catwalks with his head held high, and walked to a tall porcelain vase.

There were several rolled paintings in the porcelain vase, and Wen Ziyu squinted his vertical pupils, staring at the bright red plum blossoms on the scrolls.

Licking his tongue, he jumped for the first time, but instead of jumping up, he slid down the porcelain bottle.

Undaunted, Wen Ziyu ran a little farther on his short legs, then ran up and jumped under the porcelain bottle.

bar.

A cat cake was hanging on the rim of the vase.

The porcelain vase started to shake when he hit it, Wen Ziyu was startled, and quickly hugged the scroll with his paws.

thump—

Wen Ziyu fell straight into the bottle with stars in his eyes.