Explosive pet!Green tea little husband grinding people every night

Gu Lanyi was attracted by the movement he made and turned her head, but there was no sign of Wen Ziyu in the room.

She frowned and stood up.

"Xiao Yu?"

"Meow~"

An aggrieved meow came from under the bookshelf, Gu Lanyi walked over suspiciously, and saw the painting tube messed up by him.

The culprit was squatting in the painting tube, blinking a pair of big innocent eyes, waiting for her to save him.

Gu Lanyi smiled, "You're so stupid, put yourself in, are you a picture scroll and you just go in?"

"Meow~"

Wen Ziyu let out a soft cry, urging her to hug him out quickly.

Gu Lanyi held him by the back of the neck amusedly, and pulled the whole cat out.

"If I don't look at you for a while, I will cause trouble for me."

Wen Ziyu let out an innocent cry, and rubbed her wrist flatteringly with his head.

Gu Lanyi rubbed his small body and put him in her arms.

"Okay, don't make trouble, and read the file with me."

"Meow~"

Because of talking to the monks in the bamboo courtyard, I stole my life for half a day.

Gu Lanyi put one hand on her lap, let Wen Ziyu's head rest on her fingertips, and occasionally helped him scratch his chin a few times.

The other hand flipped through the file.

It was rare for one person and one cat to be quiet for a while. Wen Ziyu lay in Gu Lanyi's arms, being scratched so comfortably that he fell asleep just like that, even snoring.

When Gu Lanyi heard the small snoring sound from her arms, her eyes were full of smiles.

She began to wonder if Wen Ziyu himself was a little cat demon, otherwise why would he have no sense of disobedience.

The system heard her voice and denied it.

[Impossible, absolutely impossible, there are absolutely no ghosts in this world. 】

"Oh."

At noon, Gu Lanyi finally finished reading the case files, feeling a little empty in her stomach, so she stood up and carried Wen Ziyu to the street to eat at a restaurant.

Wen Ziyu was woken up by her movement, and found that he was already on the street, curiously crawled along Gu Lanyi's arm to her shoulder, sat down, and watched the people coming and going on the street.

When passing the candied haws stall, Wen Ziyu suddenly meowed, staring unblinkingly at the bunches of bright red and delicious sugar-coated hawthorns stuck in the hawker cart.

"Meow~meow."

Gu Lanyi scratched her head and noticed that the kitten on her shoulder was staring at the candied haws.

Can cats eat candied haws?

【It might work? 】

Gu Lanyi thought for a while, and said to Wen Ziyu: "You can buy a bunch, but you can only lick a few mouthfuls, you can't eat more."

The little cat can't understand, the little cat can only meow.

"Meow~"

Gu Lanyi shook her head, and said to the vendor, "Take a bunch, the ones without sesame seeds."

Small sesame seeds, she was afraid of getting stuck in Wen Ziyu's small throat.

It was the first time to raise a cat, Gu Lanyi had to be more cautious, after all, Wen Xiaoyu only had one cat, and he could not have more.

The peddler said cheerfully: "Okay, it's three Wen in total."

Gu Lanyi counted three copper coins and handed them to her.

After taking the candied haws, she took a stick and leaned the tip to Wen Ziyu's shoulder for Wen Ziyu to lick.

Wen Ziyu leaned over and stuck out his little tongue to lick it bit by bit.

He was a small one, even if he licked it hard for a long time, he only got a little bit of sugar coating, and he didn't even taste the taste of hawthorn.

But Gu Lanyi has forbidden him to eat any more.

"What if I have diarrhea if I eat it again? Don't eat it."

As she spoke, she bit off the hawthorn that Wen Ziyu had been licking for a long time, chewed it up and swallowed it without any distaste, and spat out the hawthorn seeds into the handkerchief.

"Meow~"

Wen Ziyu was so wronged that he only ate a little bit.

He persevered in whispering in Gu Lanyi's ear, and finally called back a bit of Gu Lanyi's conscience.

So she thought about it and bit off half of the hawthorn.

The sweet and sour juice soaked into her mouth, she pursed her lips, and waited for the sour taste to pass before handing the remaining half of the bitten hawthorn to Wen Ziyu's mouth.

"Here, I allow you to taste the hawthorn. You can only eat half of it."

Wen Ziyu didn't care what she said, just eat.

He seemed unable to feel the sour taste of the hawthorn in his mouth. His little tongue and teeth nimbly avoided the hawthorn seeds, and ate up all the flesh next to it.

Gu Lanyi threw away the hawthorn seeds, and then said that he would not eat them anymore.

Wen Ziyu rubbed and licked her neck, and his coquettish meowing could no longer make her soft-hearted.

When Gu Lanyi arrived at the restaurant, she accidentally ran into Li Yang who was eating in a private room.

She looked at her position, which was in an inconspicuous corner in the noisy hall, and then looked at Li Yang's luxurious window box on the second floor.

I can't help but think, is my boss too frugal, how can I live worse than my employees?

Under Li Yang's warm invitation, she carried Wen Ziyu into their box.

There was only a plump tortoiseshell on the table in the box.

Li Yang was very excited to see that she also had a cat.

"General, when did you raise a cat, female or male?"

Gu Lanyi calmly avoided the hand that wanted to pull Wen Ziyu's hind legs.

Wen Ziyu was so vigilant that all his hair stood up, his tail stopped wagging, and he stared at Li Yang's hand vigilantly.

This human being is too rude, actually trying to pick him up!

Gu Lanyi took Wen Ziyu back into her arms and said, "It's a boy."

Li Yang didn't care about her rhetoric, and only thought that Gu Lanyi was also the kind of person who raised kittens like children.

She looked very excited, "The male one is good, my tortoiseshell is a female one, so it's a perfect match!"

System: [It's over, just please don't hurt Chi Yu. 】

Gu Lanyi's face turned dark instantly, and the air in the box seemed to freeze instantly.

Li Yang's breathing was sluggish, and he looked around in surprise, why does it feel like it's winter in an instant, is it so exaggerated?

She still wanted to continue the topic just now, but when she turned her head, she saw Gu Lanyi looking at her as if she was looking at a corpse.

Li Yang swallowed his saliva.

"General, did I say something wrong, can you give me a chance to explain my last words?"

Gu Lanyi looked away from her, and Li Yang heaved a sigh of relief.

Thinking back on what she said just now, she probably had a guess.

Does the general think it's not good for her kitten to covet her at such a young age?

Li Yang thought he had found the answer, so he kept silent about his pairing again.

Wen Ziyu didn't know at all that someone was already thinking about him, and his heart flew into the food plate on the table.

Well, this smells delicious, and that one looks good too, which one should I eat first?

Wen Ziyu thought quickly with his small head.

Then he decisively chose the sweet and sour fish that was more attractive to him.

"Meow!"

"Meow!"

The two cats jumped on it at the same time, and then bumped into each other.

Due to the huge size and weight of the tortoise shell, Wen Ziyu was knocked out by it, and sat down on the table with a dazed expression.

Gu Lanyi hurried up to catch him, and rubbed his head distressedly.

"Does Xiaoyu hurt? Are you hurt?"

Wen Ziyu was stunned for a while before realizing that he had been knocked out, and he was instantly wronged.

Moisture gradually filled the blue pupils, and he burrowed into Gu Lanyi's palm aggrievedly, rubbed his little head, and meowed softly.

Gu Lanyi felt distressed.

Li Yang hugged such a big lump of tortoise shell that was unharmed, and felt that the sky was falling.

The fat cat in his arms still wanted to struggle to get out to eat fish, completely unaware that his master had already started thinking about where to bury him.

Li Yang looked anxiously at the person and the cat on the opposite side, stumbled and said: "General, general, is that little, little fish okay? You take this fish, and give it to the little fish, the tortoise shell won't even eat a single bite."

She lowered her head and pushed the plate over, only waiting for the general to order her to be sentenced.

I hope the whole body stays.

She looked at the tortoise with tears in her eyes. Daughter, your mother is about to be separated from you, but your mother knows that you are reluctant, so why don't you accompany your mother on the road?

Tortoiseshell: "Meow?"

Gu Lanyi ignored her, and after confirming that Wen Ziyu was not injured but was stunned, she asked, "Did you call Xiaoyu?"

Li Yang didn't realize it for a while, her general didn't convict her?

He asked blankly, "Ah, ah? Then what's my name?"

Gu Lanyi lowered her head and looked at Kitty Wen, who forgot the pain after eating fish and started wagging her tail, and said, "Call your Highness."

Li Yang: ...

It's over, her general is overly sad and has already started looking for a substitute?

Only then did she suddenly realize that this cat actually had the same name as His Highness Wen Ziyu, and their general still asked her to call a cat His Highness? !

Li Yang was in a trance, oh my god, what should I do if I suddenly found out that her highness is a scumbag?

As soon as Fu Lang had an accident, he turned around and found a substitute, or just... a cat?