The days of being a spiritual mentor in Meiman

They slept until about nine o'clock, and when they got out of the bed they looked like two confused bath flowers.

Selina staggered to change clothes, and Bruce sat on the edge of the bed, staring blankly. He sat there for three minutes before remembering to put on his shorts.

Then they gradually woke up, but they had differences over clothing issues.

You will be sunburned to death. Selina leaned against the bathroom door, pointed at Bruce's clothing and said: Put on your sun protection sleeves, a pair of trousers, and bring a hat and umbrella.

Don't be kidding, now I'm going to enjoy the sunshine that I haven't enjoyed in the first 20 years of my life.

Selena was speechless. She raised her hands and put them down again. She said: You really don't know how strong the ultraviolet rays will be in a normal coastal city. Let me say it again, I don't want to see my boyfriend turn into a Well cooked shrimp.”

Come on, honey, do you think I'm going to get red? People in Gotham don't have such a custom. We are not red necks from the middle states.

But you're still white and you look pure.

Aren't you?

Selena rolled her eyes again and said, Don't tell me, you and I have been dating for so long and you haven't discovered that I'm mixed with brown blood. Didn't you find that I'm not that white?

I thought you were tanning on purpose, but your features also look white.

I told you I'm mixed race, but I don't mix too much... I find it's getting harder and harder to reason with you. Put on your sun protection clothes quickly!

Selina rushed towards Bruce - at least from Bruce's perspective, and then she tried to put a thin and ugly coat on him. Bruce had never worn such clothes in his life. .

Do you know how popular sun protection equipment is now? I am a nun in the church where Tomaki works, so I bought the sun protection clothing from the dive shop run by her husband!

Bruce had no choice but to put on the clothes, and then Selina threw him another hat. It was not a baseball hat with only a front brim, but a whole round hat.

It's not that exaggerated. Selena, listen to me. When Clark and I went back to his hometown, we were a little exposed, but not to this extent.

Selena grabbed his shoulders, climbed up from him, put the hat on him and said: Can you use your smart little head and think about the physics you often talk about? We are going to Go to the pier! Ultraviolet light, understand?

As soon as she put her hat on, Selina took out a parasol from her bag. Bruce immediately took a step back and said, No, this is the bottom line, my dear, it's sunny in Gotham, we don't need to fight. It’s an umbrella.”

This is to protect you from the sun...well, at least go change into long pants.

In the end, Bruce didn't change, but Selina was helpless and planned to wait for the sun to teach him a lesson.

Some people may think that ultraviolet rays are the most intense when summer is the hottest, and to a certain extent this is not wrong. However, in coastal cities, when summer and autumn alternate, ultraviolet rays are so poisonous that they can give you a moderate sunburn in half an hour.

What’s even more frightening is that when summer is the hottest, everyone will think about sun protection. The pain caused by the burning will make people try to hide in the shade, but once the temperature drops, many people will Let your guard down, and the hospital's dermatology department will be packed every day for a month.

When Bruce first went out, he didn't feel any sunshine at all, because it was not yet ten o'clock, and they quickly got into the car, and Bruce took off his hat halfway.

Selina was too lazy to care about him anymore. She gave Bruce the parasol in her hand - this was Bruce's favorite pastime when the two of them went out together, and restored the umbrella to its factory settings.

In Selena's opinion, this is simply magic, because in her hand, once an umbrella leaves its original cover, it is impossible to put it back together. There may be something hidden between the folded umbrella leaves. A moving maze.

What color skirt do you think is better for me to buy? That opal necklace is the color of Huoshaoyun, maybe blue?

All I can tell you is that I'm going to wear a vintage orange-brown suit with a dark blue tie.

Selena raised her eyebrows in surprise and said, Have you finally given up on your terrible dark blue suit? I've always thought that you would be very suitable for colorful suits.

Actually, I want to wear silver, but it's a little immodest.

If you don't have a special preference for black, then why do you design the bat suit in black? Selena gathered up her wavy hair and said, You know that to be eye-catching, color is better. choose.

“It didn’t start out as attention-grabbing.”

Selena curled her lips, obviously not believing it. She took out a small mirror and looked at her face, and then said: But I have never seen you standing guard. Will you go tonight? I can go and see see?

Of course not tonight, have you forgotten? We have a banquet, but what's so interesting about it, I don't quite understand.

Stop pretending. You know very well what's good about this. Don't think I don't know that you read the muscle-building guide twenty times a week. By the way, it won't work if it doesn't match your diet.

Bruce sighed.

I said this is not actually to match the bat suit, but to avoid being accused of being disheveled by the disciplinary committee when I wear another set of armor. Do you believe it?

I'm used to your nonsense.

Those superhumans will never understand how much humans have to pay for the perfect bodies they were born with.

Then you'd rather play cards than go to the gym.

“Can I explain the necessity of mental work?”

Selena turned around and squeezed Bruce's arm and said, You may think I'm complimenting you, but I think this is just right. I don't want you to become as big as a classical bodybuilder. That's too exaggerated.

Bruce raised his eyebrows and said nothing, and Selina added: Your attraction to women does not lie in your figure. Of course, your figure is important, and your face is also important, but I think the biggest difference between you and other handsome guys is It’s your melancholic temperament that’s very special, especially the most important thing.”

Just when Bruce was about to speak, Selina changed the subject, I heard that a female killer named Thalia came to you. She wanted to kill you?

I guess not.

Then she just wants to sleep with you.

Where did you hear that?

Selena rolled her eyes, and Bruce said, To be precise, she seems to want to give me a child.

Selina almost choked to death on her own saliva. She coughed hard a few times and then glared at Bruce and roared: Are you kidding?! Is she crazy?!

What if you want to give me a child...

Stop talking and think about Elsa.

Bruce was silent.

We were two people at that time. Selena said in disbelief: And if she doesn't plan to start a family with you, she plans to raise your child alone?! Is her brain burned out or something?

Elsa could be an accident.

But she is the only one of all the children who has your genes, and the others are normal.

Bruce was speechless again.

The car arrived soon, and they parked at the side entrance of the market. Selena checked her bag and went in. She stopped in front of the nearest drink shop, lowered her head and rummaged through her bag for money.

I'm going to have a cup of coffee, what do you want?

I...huh?

Selina looked back and saw that Bruce seemed to be attracted by something. After seeing clearly what it was, Selina patted Bruce's arm hard. When Bruce looked back at her, he only got a death stare.

Oh, two beauties, our playboy plans to...

Shh, don't talk, come here. Bruce grabbed Selina and hid behind the stall.

Pamela? Selina finally recognized who one of them was, but the other tall beauty seemed a little strange to her.

Thalia. Bruce lowered his voice and called her name, then frowned and said, How did the two of them get together?

Papa? Selina also frowned, but when she turned her head, she also saw Bruce's death gaze.

'Little Pa'? How did you two meet?

Is it any wonder that I saved her when we first met and we became good friends?

She's gay.

I'm not.

You'd better not be.

This is for you too. Selina immediately started counting on her fingers, Clark Kent, Lex Luthor, Evans Falcone...

They are all my friends.

Little Pa is also my friend. Selina waved her hand impatiently and said, We don't have that kind of relationship. Can you explain to me first what's going on with Thalia?

Bruce also raised his head and looked around with some confusion, I thought she left Gotham. Who knows what she wants to do if she stays here.

Then let me try her skills first. Selena snapped her fingers and said, Especially to see if she is mentally normal.

Bruce was just a second late, and Selina had already disappeared. He sighed, paid for the drink, and walked around the stall to find a table to sit at.

After a while, Selena came back with a triumphant smile on her face and a thin wallet between her two fingers that was not her style at first glance.

Bruce gave her a thumbs up while drinking coffee. Selina was a little surprised and said, Don't you hate me stealing things the most?

Then we need to make it clear. Thalia is a female killer. Her money is obtained from killing people. If you steal her money, it is a seized illegal asset.

Selina was so flattered that she smiled brightly, threw her purse at Bruce, kissed his forehead across the table, and sat down to drink her coffee.

But as she drank, her eyes began to move to the right, and Bruce looked back.

Oh, two beauties, and our Gotham Phantom plans to...

Before Bruce could finish speaking, Selina threw a bag. The two of them sat on the same side. Bruce looked at the two figures walking past and said, Clark and Lex, this is not surprising. I heard Clark went to stay at Luther Manor.

Wait a minute. Selena held out a finger and said, You said Thalia failed to seduce you, but she still stayed in Gotham. Do you think she changed her target?

What's the meaning?

Don't you think Lex Luthor is very similar to you? They are both rich and super geniuses, and he even has better grades than you.

Don't mention your grades.

Selina, however, was already carrying two cups of coffee, carrying Bruce's bag, and rushed to the table closest to them as quickly as possible to sit down.

I think Lex Luthor is a good choice. Selina said quickly: Rich, smart, and single.

Are you that worried about Thalia?

I worry about you.

I don't know how to...

But what if you two create another Elsa?

Your concerns are justified.

And Lex has better grades than you.

I told you not to mention this!

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