The days of being a spiritual mentor in Meiman

Back inside the wall of origin, Lucifer breathed a sigh of relief. The danger he encountered just now can be said to be the biggest one in so many years. Facts have proved that no matter how powerful he is in his own home, it is fake. When he is outside, he will overturn sooner or later .

After escaping, he immediately turned his head to look at Schiller, and said angrily, Are you crazy? You actually want to kill me?!

But Schiller ignored him completely, but looked down at the blue cube floating in the dark space of the universe. He rubbed his hands excitedly and said: There is a saying that is good, if you are bold, you will die if you are hungry. What a coward, do you know what this is?

Lucifer looked at his expression, then followed Schiller's gaze to the blue cube.

The cube is not too big. When Lucifer saw it before, it was as big as a planet, but after coming here, it has shrunk a lot, and now it is only about the size of a container.

But now, in this cube, there is a complete universe, which is the car that Lucifer drove out before, which is the universe where Schiller is.

Lucifer drove this car and crashed into the cosmic cube. Although he used his father's tricks at the last moment, called God, and fished him and Schiller out, the car was stuck in the cube. Among them, there is no way to get it out.

Now, this strange object has become a cube with a sphere in the middle, and that sphere is the DC universe where Schiller is.

In the pitch-black space, the blue cube was particularly conspicuous. Lucifer could feel the powerful power attached to it, so he asked, What the hell is this? It's worth risking your life to get rid of it. Got it?

If I remember correctly, this thing should be called the 'Cosmic Cube'. Its main function is to interfere with reality and create the universe...

Lucifer made a cut and said, What's the matter, I can do it too...

Okay, next time I want to interfere with reality, I'll call you.

Don't talk about it, take it and get out. Lucifer said immediately.

Schiller looked at the Cosmic Cube and was very satisfied.

In the Marvel world, the Cosmic Cube and the Cosmic Cube are actually two things.

Because of some translation problems, viewers often confuse the Cosmic Cube that stores the space gems with the Cosmic Cube, but in fact, the space gem container wandering on the earth is the Cosmic Rubik's Cube, and the Cosmic Cube is another thing.

There are many controversies about the combat power of the Cosmic Cube. Some people say that it is an omnipotent universe-level artifact that can modify reality and create the universe at will, while others say that its level is similar to that of the Infinity Gauntlet.

In fact, both of these statements are correct. The Cosmic Cube does have many high performances, but most of them appear in the comic Heavy Metal. Artifact of the universe.

But in the main universe, the Cosmic Cube does not have such a high performance. In Marvel's main universe and most of the universes, the energy of the Cosmic Cube mainly comes from the transcendent realm beyond the Protoss.

Popular characters such as Thanos have also obtained the Cosmic Cube, so it is often compared to the gauntlet that collects the Infinity Stones, but both artifacts depend on who uses it.

After Thanos obtained the Cosmic Cube, he defeated Cronus, but after Doctor Doom obtained the Cosmic Cube, he used it to affect the entire Almighty Universe, which has been affirmed by Marvel officials.

And when Schiller discovered that OAA actually used the Cosmic Cube as a cage to lock him in, he understood that the level of this artifact might be higher than he imagined. After all, something that can be seen and used by OAA, Definitely can't be broken.

Therefore, he called Lucifer and encouraged him to rob the prison. Lucifer is not as good as OAA in terms of personality, so it is difficult for him to find a higher-dimensional watcher than him before he does it. As long as he does it, OAA will definitely will fight back.

Lucifer can't beat OAA, but he still has the ability to be a father. His relationship with God is a bit complicated, but in general, he is still God's own son, and he is God's favorite son.

My own son was beaten violently by the boss next door, God certainly couldn't just sit back and watch.

Lucifer broke into the Cosmic Cube, God wanted to rescue him, and he would definitely not try to drag him out of the cube, so God took Schiller, Lucifer, Lucifer's car and the Cosmic Cube back together. To DC's origin wall.

And because Lucifer drove the car into the cube before, now the entire universe where Schiller is stuck in the cosmic cube, and this artifact from Marvel has become the universe where Schiller is. turtle shell.

Schiller has not forgotten that in some distant universe, there is still a pile of shit on the same level as Deadpool, ready to invade the multiverse at any time.

In terms of disgusting people, the level of the Laughing Bat is not lower than that of Deadpool.

There is no way to guarantee 100% safety with any method in the DC universe. Even if Lucifer will protect this universe, as long as he says The Laughing Bat has already anticipated his actions, Lucifer will have to fall to the guards of the editorial department. Under the plug-in.

Laugh wildly, life and death are unpredictable, exactly.

However, although Kuangxiao is the grandfather of the DC editorial department, it will not be so useful if he leaves the DC universe. The characters and artifacts in the Marvel Universe are trampled for nothing.

DC's sword can't kill Marvel's officials. Now, the universe where Schiller is located has directly entered the center of the Marvel Cosmic Cube. If Kuangxiao wants to invade, he must first break the Marvel Cosmic Cube.

Moreover, this tortoise shell can not only prevent maniacal laughter, but also prevent many things. Most importantly, with this thing, Schiller can make unscrupulous plans about the multiverse, even if he accidentally overturns, as long as he runs home Close the door to ensure the most basic safety.

After discovering the Laughing Egg from Bruce's body, Schiller has been thinking about how to protect the safety of the universe he is in. DC's multiverse events can be said to be full of dangers, and the pace is extremely fast. Any respite.

Schiller understands that no matter which universe, or which timeline, the wild laughter, once produced, is like a gangrene, and it will never be shaken off if it is stained with shit.

There is no hope of fighting wits with the Laughing Bat, it is not an intelligence competition at all, it is a nesting doll contest, the Laughing Bat predicted your plan, you predicted the Laughing Bat predicted your plan, and the Laughing Bat again Foresaw you. The Laughing Bat foresaw your plan...

Schiller has no interest in predicting the actions of the Laughing Bat. Arguing with such a Long Aotian will only waste his life, so he has long had the idea of ​​putting a shield on this universe.

But in the DC universe, the aura of political correctness is not very useful. DC has enough dark plots, and political correctness can easily overturn.

But who knows, the OAA veteran personally presented the Cosmic Cube, and Schiller naturally accepted it with a smile.

At this time, Lucifer clicked his lips and said, I tried it just now, and this universe is completely stuck in it, and I can't get it out at all.

That's also a problem with your driving skills. Schiller directly blamed it.

Lucifer snorted coldly, squinting at Schiller with an expression of don't think I don't know what tricks you're playing, and at this moment, Schiller took out a recording pen from his pocket.

Click, Dad!!!!

Click, Dad!!!!

Click Dad... Click Dad... Click Dad...

Stop! Lucifer yelled, looking at Schiller and saying, How can you be so mean???

What gave you the illusion that I was a righteous person? Schiller asked rhetorically.

After the two quarreled for a few words, Lucifer asked: Then the question is, how should we go back now?

Then he saw that Schiller suddenly made a sign of the cross on his chest, and began to pray in a low voice:

Almighty Savior, your dear little son, I forgot to bring the key when I went out, and now I can't go home. I pray to you for a key, so that we can freely enter and exit this universe. Believers will be safe and warm forever. Shelter...

With a clang, a key fell in front of Schiller. Schiller reached out and took it, then hung it on his key chain, shook Lucifer and said, Let's go.

Give me back the recorder!!! Lucifer shouted while chasing him.

When the two returned to Earth, Lucifer was very angry and said: You actually dare to record your friend's embarrassing stories and play them repeatedly. I am shocked by your shamelessness and meanness!... Well, what on earth are you willing to do? Give me back the recorder?

It's very simple. Schiller shook the recording pen and said, Last time, you didn't fulfill the request I made to you. This time, I can only make a wish to you again, the great Lucifer. Morningstar, can you resurrect Batman's parents?

My bar is very busy, I'll go first! Lucifer turned around and left without hesitation.

Schiller shook his head, then bought a ticket on the nearest flight back to Gotham.

After returning to Gotham, he did not go back to rest, but went straight to the Gotham Cathedral, where he met the old priest, and after the two exchanged a few words, Schiller said:

Recently, I feel a little anxious, and I hope to have a private chat with the Lord...

Oh, of course I know, after the snow disaster, we are not having a good time, hurry up, professor, God will bless a good person like you...

After finishing speaking, the old priest turned and left. Schiller walked under the statue of Jesus and took out the recording pen.

While crossing himself, he said:

Hello, God, just now I managed to make your most beloved and rebellious young son call him daddy, and I successfully recorded his voice. I think I can get some rewards for this...

Suddenly, Schiller felt the recording pen in his hand emit a faint light, and then it was about to fly away from his palm, but Schiller did not let go, but took out a bill on the spot.

God, your favorite youngest son has undergone psychotherapy with me for five years. Since he is not fully capable, I think that whether it is the effect of the treatment or the bill of the consultation fee, it should be treated with his parents. talk about...

It seemed that the word parent made the other party very satisfied, and the bill immediately floated up.

In mid-air, an invisible existence kept flipping through the bills. As soon as they turned to the first page, the bills fell to the ground with a snap.

In a trance, Schiller saw that Jesus on the cross shook his head, and in the dark, Schiller heard a sentence:

Your greed shocked me.

Of course, I can also take a step back. With just one small condition, I can reduce part of Lucifer's consultation fee, extend the psychotherapy package to ten years, and use this recording pen as a sacrifice , to the dear Lord... Schiller said immediately.

In the dark, another voice came:

what would you like?

I'm going to heaven.