The Evil God is Invincible

I just finished the drip, it's too late.

When handling the transfer of money, Li Jun had an insight into Sima Tianjiao's delicacy.

Cheque? No, it doesn't matter how many zeros are drawn on the back of that thing, as long as a phone is a piece of waste paper. Bank card? Sorry, this business has been in operation for a few days and we don't have it.

Carrying a plastic bag of cash, the two of them left gracefully under the contempt and envy of the casino financial staff. As soon as she walked out of the door of the dance hall, Sima Tianjiao shouted "嘢", and threw the money bag in her hand high, and let the plastic bag with the 2.7 million money fly like a spinning top in the sky, twisting He hugged Li Jun, stretched out his mouth and kissed Li Jun's face, and shouted excitedly: "We finally won him once, you know, I have never won since I was a child. He. I'm really happy."

What are you happy, who did you win? Feeling her plump **** and towering against her body, Li Jun couldn't help but feel embarrassed as her body twisted and jumped in her arms.

"What's in your trouser pocket, I am—" Sima Tianjiao understood immediately before she could finish her words. She couldn't help pushing Li Jun away with a blushing face, and said in a low voice, "Little rascal."

Please, I didn't take the initiative to hug you. It was obviously that you insulted me first, but in the end I became a hooligan. Is there any reason in the world?

Li Jun bent down and picked up the plastic bag that fell on the ground, took two steps to the side of the road, and reached out to stop a taxi. Sima Tianjiao chased after him and asked, "Hey, are you angry? Should I take you back?"

Li Jun turned his head and made a gesture of pushing outward with one hand: "Sister, please forgive me, I have to go to school tomorrow."

"The dog bites Lu Dongbin, you don't know good people. You made a lot of money by following me at night, and you didn't even say thank you. Why don't you invite me, let's go have a few more drinks? You haven't told me what happened to you. Guess the color of Miss Mimi's thing." Sima Tianjiao glanced at the purse in Li Jun's hand and said meaningfully.

"Hehe, not only do I know hers, but I also know that a certain person is wearing yellow underwear with a pattern of a kitten's head embroidered on it." Li Jun laughed and raised his eyebrows at Sima Tian. The money bag in his hand: "Thank you, I guess I won't eat boiled cabbage all the time during college." He said so as to get into the taxi that just stopped and slammed the door.

"Bullshit, do you think I'll believe you're someone who eats boiled cabbage? Hey, you little **** who said that his underwear is yellow?" Sima Tianjiao couldn't help but look at the taxi speeding away. He paused again and again, pointed at the rear of the car, which he could barely see, and shouted a few times, then he stretched out his hand and pulled away his collar, took a look inside, laughed and whispered to himself, "Stinky boy. , dare to say that you are not interested in me, and even dare to peek at my underwear, and I will settle the account with you when I find a chance."

The next morning, Li Jun walked into the school gate. He just turned around a small road paved with tiles. He met Yang Jian and walked over. Next to him was a girl in sportswear. Some men's Kong Wu. Li Jun secretly laughed in his heart, stepped forward and asked, "Yang Jian, what are you doing here? Why do you seem to have just returned from outside?"

Seeing that it was Li Jun, Yang Jian couldn't help but come over and put his arms around Li Jun's shoulders. He chuckled and said in a low voice, "Hey, how is the girl behind me?"

Li Jun saw his expression like offering a treasure, and he already knew it in his heart. He glanced at the girl and said with a smile: "Very good, you have a good eye, but I look like you are the same type."

Yang Jian snorted: "Of course, Xiao Ran and I are both members of the Wushu Association. I'm really not her opponent, but you have some eyesight." Li Jun laughed and pulled Yang Jian. After taking a few steps to the side, he asked in a low voice, "I haven't succeeded yet. I'll know if you always remember to flatter people."

"Go away, I'm clearly a pure classmate friendship, do you think it's like you?" Yang Jian scolded and asked in a low voice, "I heard that you had a fight with someone at school a few days ago, something happened. Why don't you call us buddies?" Li Jun smiled and said, "I still need to call you for big things. You can study at ease, and you don't need to worry about the rest."

"Yeah, who doesn't know about the famous Li Jun and Li Daniu in the first major university? Damn it, you are the only one who can be in the limelight. What are you going to endorse in three minutes? Wang Xizhi is still alive, and one person can fight twenty. Mom has spread it all over." Yang Jian said angrily: "You still need us? But don't forget, we are iron buddies."

Li Jun couldn't help but feel ashamed. He was so busy during this time that he really didn't think about Yang Jian and the others. Seeing Yang Jian, who was about to get angry, he quickly begged for mercy, and said, "Okay, I know I'm wrong, buddy. I'll treat you tonight. You can call all those buddies. The location is up to you, right?"

Yang Jianmei grinned and said yes, "You're still a little human, but I'll take Xiaoran with me." Li Jun said with a smile: "Okay, Liu Fei will go anyway, and tell them whoever has the ability will take it, one person. I can take two of them, and I'll take care of them."

Yang Jian smiled softly, turned around and left with the girl. While walking, I heard the girl ask, "What are you sneaking about, two or three?" Yang Jian said in a low voice and ran away, the girl waving her fists and chasing after him.

Looking at the scene in front of him, Li Jun smiled happily.

However, his smile and happiness didn't last long, and not long after he entered the classroom, he was vanished by the female teacher who was secretly called Yanma by everyone.

According to Li Jun's guess, Mr. Ma Yangyang may be in menopause and has a very hot temper.

The management of undergraduate students in Shouda University is not like the high school's roll call, and the attendance rate needs to be checked. In class, most teachers don’t have so many requirements. If you like listening, you can listen. If you don’t like listening, you can fall asleep, but you can’t make snoring noises to affect others.

Even, it doesn't matter whether you come to the class of some teachers or not. In addition to the instructor's emphasis on discipline, other teachers will not say anything about you at all, and learning is basically all about self-consciousness. Students have a lot of time to go to the library, participate in club activities, and spend time with their girlfriends. Of course, the premise is that you have to be attractive, and you can have a gentle and pleasant confidante like Li Jun in less than two months of the freshman year.

It's a pity that the handsome boy in the class who feels good about himself is still trying his best to search for the person he likes.

Mr. Ma Yangyang is teaching a management class. At first glance, you seem to understand everything in this class, but what he says is that as a manager, you should focus on planning, leading, and organizing. God knows how the person who wrote this book can write so much crap? The teacher's class progress is also super fast. Often, she can read a hundred or ten pages in two classes.

Teacher Ma was foaming at the mouth while speaking on stage, and 80% of the students below were sleeping.

Not long after class today, Mr. Ma just woke up, and he was already in a drowsiness. Teacher Ma picked up the blackboard eraser and tapped on the blackboard: "Who is the temporary class cadre?"

The voice was sharp and thin, which startled the students who were asleep and those who were not asleep under the stage. Seeing everyone was stunned, Teacher Ma asked again in a sharp voice, "Who is the temporary class cadre?"

Only then did all the classmates react, and invariably pointed at Li Jun: "He is."

It was only at this time that Li Jun remembered that the beautiful counselor named Yuan Yuan had said that she would be temporarily acting as the monitor. Seeing Li Jun standing up with a face full of confusion, Teacher Ma stretched out his stubby jade finger and pointed at Li Jun and hummed: "No wonder the students are listless, you are a class leader so slow to respond, I called twice and didn't even make a sound. Reaction, how can you manage everyone? In view of your performance in this class, I decided to punish you, starting with you, come on stage and sing a song to liven up the atmosphere. "

Li Jun couldn't help but smile a little bitterly. What he was most dissatisfied with was his voice that was pitch-deaf, as if he could count the number of times he sang with one hand in his previous life and this life. One of the songs I am most familiar with is a popular song called Above the Moon. From the beginning of this song, it was used by Li Jun as the ringtone of his mobile phone until he jumped off the building.

But, can you sing this song by yourself? I don't even remember the lyrics of other songs, what are they singing?

Looking at Yangma's determined look, if he doesn't come on stage to sing a song, he will never let himself go. Alas~www.wuxiamtl.com~ You said that I haven't slept, why do you want to live with me?

Li Jun took the stage, recalled the lyrics and melody above the moon in his heart, brewed his emotions, put on a "beautiful" shape, and opened his mouth to sing: "I'm looking up at the moon / How many dreams are there Flying free / Forgotten yesterday, dry and sad / I want to meet you again on the vast road / Life has been pulled by the ebb and flow / The distance with you is heaven..."

At the end of the paragraph, the students in the audience gave thunderous applause, screams, and whistles one after another. "It's so good, monitor, you're amazing." "Li Jun, I love you..." "Go ahead, what song is this?"

I really didn't expect that, how could my voice become so round, sweet and magnetic? The more Li Jun sang, the more confident he became. Encouraged by everyone, he paused for a while and sang the next paragraph: "Who is calling for deep affection / Let my longing float like white clouds / Shepherd horses in the east and sheep in the west / The hot love song is just Sing till dawn / Who are you beside after the vicissitudes of the sun and the moon / Make the night gorgeous with gentle eyes..."

"Stop. This classmate, how old are you this year? You are still a student, why do you make up some songs about love, love, love? Do you know what love is? Do you know what true love is? I tell You, these are all lies..."

Speaking of which, she seemed to have been beaten with blood, her expression froze, her voice raised an octave, she waved her arms down, and her slightly bulging barrel waist and round legs matched with exaggerated twists: "... deceitful stuff."

"Uh..." I'm dizzy!