The Evil God is Invincible

Looking at Dayang Ma's chubby face, Li Jun really wanted to ask her: "Is Master's body okay?" Alas, poor Teacher Ma, either the menopause syndrome or the imbalance of yin and yang, and the lack of satisfaction at night, too. Weird.

I had dinner with Liu Fei at noon, and told Liu Fei this story as a joke, which made Liu Fei almost burst out laughing, and kept hitting Li Jun's back with a small fist.

Liu Fei handed over the keys of the jeep to Li Jun. From Liu Fei's mouth, Li Jun knew that Zhang Yanan and Hao Nana were planning the newly rented venue again. In the classroom, if you want to get something done, you have to rely on two beauties.

If it wasn't for physical education class in the afternoon, Li Jun really wanted to skip class and go to Zhang Yanan's side to help. Otherwise, give them a call, make an appointment with Yang Jian and others to go to dinner in the evening, and invite Zhang Yanan and Hao Nana to go with them?

When I told Liu Fei about this, Liu Fei also agreed very much. She excitedly took out her mobile phone and said she wanted to call Sister Yanan herself. Since she has a mobile phone, the little girl has been very precious, and she is usually a precious treasure. She puts it in a leather case and puts it in her bag and refuses to take it out for display. (Actually, Liu Fei really doesn't have many opportunities to use a mobile phone.)

The undergraduate teaching curriculum system of Capital University includes two categories: compulsory courses and elective courses.

1. Compulsory courses are the courses that must be studied according to the teaching plan, including public compulsory courses and professional compulsory courses: A. Public compulsory courses are courses that all undergraduate students must study and meet certain credit requirements, including political theory, Foreign language, physical education, etc.; B. Major compulsory courses are courses that must be studied and meet certain credit requirements stipulated in the professional teaching plan, reflecting the requirements of the majors that students are studying for the basic knowledge and skills of the majors that students must master.

2. Elective courses are courses that students choose to study according to the requirements of the teaching plan or personal interests, including: A. Major elective courses, which are courses that can be selected and meet certain credit requirements on the basis of professional compulsory courses. , is a further in-depth and expansion of professional basic knowledge; B, general elective courses, is an interdisciplinary excellent course for the general education of undergraduates in the whole school. Electives are taken to expose students to the academic characteristics and research methods of different subject areas. This part of the course has total credit requirements for elective courses, as well as credit requirements for sub-fields. C. Public elective courses, also known as optional courses, are courses offered by the school for all undergraduates to choose according to their personal interests, and can also be basic courses for other majors. There are no prescribed credit requirements for this part of the program.

The physical education class in the afternoon was a big class. The two classes joined together. One or two hundred students lined up in four rows on the playground. The physical education teacher taught Tai Chi in front. Seeing the teacher's soft and somewhat exaggerated movements, a few girls behind Li Jun actually giggled.

Following the teacher's gestures, Li Jun couldn't help feeling agitated. The qi in his body actually flowed cheerfully with these soft movements. When he raised his hands and shook his feet, the tacit understanding was natural, and there was no sign of stagnation. . After the physical education teacher's demonstration performance of the fifty-six Chen-style Taijiquan was completed, Li Jun had already practiced it.

"Wow, he played so beautifully, even better than the teacher's." The physical education teacher was about to start explaining, but in the queue in front of him, a student had just finished his last move. A few little girls had intoxicated faces, and their eyes were full of little stars praising Li Jun.

This kind of praise makes the physical education teacher feel very uncomfortable.

"This classmate, have you practiced Tai Chi before?" The teacher walked up to Li Jun, looked at Li Jun and asked.

Li Jun hurriedly said: "No, this is the first time I practice with the teacher." The physical education teacher showed a sullen look on his face, stared at Li Jun and said: "You don't want to tell me that you are a martial arts genius, are you reading a martial arts novel? More? Do you think you are Zhang Wuji or Linghu Chong?"

Li Jun couldn't help but feel amused, thinking that you have read a lot of martial arts books. "I'm talking about the real teacher. I have never practiced Tai Chi before."

The physical education teacher looked at Li Jun with puzzled eyes, and really couldn't tell whether the student was telling the truth or pretending to be a ghost. "Really? I saw that you practiced well just now. Come on, let's try pushing hands. Let me see if you have really mastered the essentials of Tai Chi?"

Li Jun couldn't help sweating wildly, thinking how could he have tried this, didn't you mean to embarrass me? Where can I get some Tai Chi push hands? Seeing the physical education teacher lunging and twisting his body, he slowly stretched out his right arm, Li Jun didn't know what to do for a while, and stood there dumbfounded.

The physical education teacher looked at Li Jun attentively. Seeing that he was stupid and didn't stretch out his hand to touch his arm, he knew that what this kid said was probably true. This kid really had never practiced before.

There was a faint smile in his eyes, and regardless of whether Li Jun could keep up with his gestures, he just practiced the moves just now in front of Li Jun, chanting in a low voice as he practiced: No one knows how to let go, bend and stretch, and all rely on me to rely on it. I can make progress with chopping, pushing and pressing, but it is hard to beat. Defeat, lure back to the victory. The rolling and smashing are subtle, and the horizontal and straight slashing is even more strange. Intercepting the obstructing elbow, facing the wind and hitting the red cannon. The second is to change the sweeping and pressing feet, and the left and right hairpins and heels. . The front and the back are seamlessly locked. You must be familiar with the sound of the east and the west. You need to remember the top and bottom, and don't be too late to attack and retreat. There are all kinds of hiding in the world. Discuss martial arts as high and low."

The word "low" for high and low ends, and the fifty-six-style Taijiquan just ended. Looking at Li Jun in front of him, the physical education teacher was sometimes confused and sometimes delighted. He smiled and said, "Let's try again now?" After saying that, he went straight to Li Jun with a "slanting step", and halfway his hands turned into white Heliang. wing.

Li Jun "becomes the head gun", "shuns the elbows", and "right diamond", the two of them twist their waists and swing their arms, and they fight together in a circle like a revolving lantern. The movements of the two people are very similar to the Taijiquan they just practiced, but they are both specious. The other students had already gathered around, dazzled, and couldn't help but applaud.

The physical education teacher made progress and raised his palms. Li Jun covered his left hand and beat his arm. Taking advantage of the physical education teacher's sideways dodge, he took a step forward and hit the physical education teacher's chest with one shoulder.

Even though Li Jun had already withdrawn his strength ahead of time, the physical education teacher still stumbled out after being hit hard. He rolled over seven or eight times on the ground, and the physical education teacher looked at Li Jun and couldn't help laughing: "I'm so **** happy. After class, I'm going to drink." Student, patted his **** and walked away.

It is said that the teachers of the art academy are lunatics, so why is the physical education teacher abnormal? Everyone looked at each other with big eyes and small eyes, and cheered and dispersed.

At this time, Li Jun was still immersed in the joy in his heart. He fought with the physical education teacher just now. The airflow in his body became more smooth, and his strength became more and more free. The ultimate move, looking for death, the lightest is the fracture of the bone, wounding and maiming.

"Boy, you are very good, do you dare to compare with me?" Li Jun was secretly pondering the tricks of exerting and withdrawing power, and an arrogant voice sounded in his ear.

"I'm not interested. Besides, I don't know you, so what's the comparison with you?" Li Jun shook his head, looked up at the three students in sportswear standing in front of him, and asked in confusion.

"Haha, why, don't you dare? It doesn't matter if you don't know me, I know you. Your name is Li Jun, a freshman in the first year, right? My name is Gao Chao, from the Judo Association. I've been hearing about you these days. Everyone said that you are very good at hitting, so I didn't believe it, but I didn't expect you to be brave enough to hit Teacher Chen?"

"That's not called beating. Teacher Chen and I are learning from each other." Li Jun said with a smile.

"Haha, then let's learn from each other." As the student said, he took off his shirt and handed it to the classmate standing behind him.

"I don't know how to do judo, and I have nothing to learn from you." Li Jun said, and was about to leave. Gao Chao stepped forward to stop him and said: "Let's fight freely, no matter what method, one side falls to the ground or automatically admits defeat to divide the winner and loser. The loser promises the winner a condition. How about it, dare to compare?"

Li Jun is even more confused, this kid still has a purpose than the test? "What conditions?"

Gao Chao laughed and said, "Why, are you afraid that you can't afford to lose? If you are really afraid, you can just admit defeat. As long as you stop pestering other people's girlfriends from now on, I promise not to trouble you again."

Li Jun smiled angrily: "Senior~www.wuxiamtl.com~ I really don't know what you are talking about? Can you make it clearer, whose girlfriend am I pestering?"

"My friend is Liu Peng, do you understand now?" Gao Chao said, looking at Li Jun with disdain and snorted: "I dared to bully people after practicing for a few days, and forgive you if I don't teach you a lesson. I don't know if there are people outside, so let's take it." After speaking, he clenched his fist the size of the mouth of a small bowl, and called to Li Jun's face with a humming sound.

Li Jun dodged to the side and said in a cold voice, "Gao Chao, I don't know who you are hearing this from. It's obviously Liu Peng harassing my girlfriend, so don't tell the difference between right and wrong, okay?"

"Hmph, did your girlfriend know after the fight?" Gao Chao said, twisted his body and rushed forward, and punched Li Jun's chest again. Li Jun couldn't help but get angry, thinking that it seems that Liu Peng, the bastard, is still a jerk. I don't know where to find a **** to deal with him? It doesn't seem to be intimidating, this guy still doesn't know how long he will be entangled?

Thinking of this, Li Jun no longer dodged, he stretched out his hand in front of Gao Chao's fist, pulled and tugged on the way, and kicked his hip, Gao Chao had already rolled out like a mud ball, ten times more than what Teacher Chen had rolled just now. A few somersaults, at least thirty meters away from the place where the two were fighting.

Gao Chao stood up staggeringly, looked at Li Jun, then looked down at himself, and shouted: "Oh my God, this is impossible, how could it be like this, I was last year. The judo champion of the joint high school competition?"

Li Jun snorted coldly, thinking that you really don't know how to be ashamed.