The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

    "I am a good person."

    It’s very strange. Everyone knows that I am a good person. I am a good citizen of law-abiding. Why is the Public Security officer in front of me still entangled? "

    "As a law-abiding resident of Liu Huang Mountain City, paying taxes on time, working enthusiastically, being a good employee in the work department, a good neighbor in the community, a good partner. Look, I am still a good person who loves Pet. This medal, my A'Bao or Community Pet Superstar competition champion! ”

    As evidence of the medals and ribbons, hanging on the side of the wall, also written on the "seventh Liu Huang Mountain City Community Pet Superstar Competition champion" "I wish our strong and lovely A'Bao forever healthy."

    And for the glory of A'Bao, I enjoyed my dinner under the wall.

    Unfortunately, no matter how I explain it, the Dark Security Club of the Dark Elf City is staring at me without saying a word. It seems that I am lying.

    "Pet? A'Bao? You said it was the terrible monster, and he was one of the reasons why you were complained! Entire Lop Family sued your Pet for attacking their son! ”

    Under the award of the corner, the filthy A'Bao is drooling over the bones, seeing the owner looking at himself, and smirking at the water, it is so cute.

    Lop ? Who was that? There is no truth in the memory.

    Before I hesitated to use Reconnaissance Spell to look back on my worse and worse memories, it seemed to me that I was stunned, the Dark Elf Public Security officer sneered.

“…….Don't you think this is very convincing? The monster you raised has the tibia bone of his son. ”

    "Oh ?" Oh! It turned out to be the Skeleton Soldier family on the street. Their family especially likes to play with A'Bao. It is really good. ”

    I quickly drifted over and took out the bone from the A'Bao mouth that grabbed the tibia bone. I was helpless. I only had to raise my fist and knock on the head of this dumb dog.

    "Let go, let go, you stupid. I don't want to be locked in the quarantine station and let me go. ”

    Really obedient dog, seeing me stick to it, the lovely A'Bao choked and gave up her baby with a distressed expression.

    "Rest assured, A'Bao, etc. to pass in front of this bitch, I'll let entire Lop Family will accompany you to play, to play a full whole year."I whispered promised.

    This tibia bone was arrested and it was really hard to argue. I put a smile on my face and tried to please the Public Security officer. I smiled flatteringly.

    "Misunderstanding is a misunderstanding. A'Bao is just too warm. It always likes to make new friends. When you leave, you are always reluctant. Isn’t it too normal to have a souvenir from a friend? ”

    I tried to pass the bones over, and the Public Security officer slammed back.

    "do not come. Keep a safe distance, who knows what evil curse you have inside. My colleagues are still outside. If I can't go back, are you going to face Wrath of the entire Town Order Security Army (Town Security)? ”

    I have already whispered enough, this little girl actually did not give face, I kindly handed over tibia bone, as if I saw something disgusting, I took two steps back and put a full face of dead fish.

    "I am the Public Security officer on behalf of the city. Do you know the consequences of the assault?"

    "Misunder, misunderstanding, I am a good person."Sighing Dark Elf's sensitivity and vigilance to mana, helpless, I only quietly scattered Hypnotism Spell and Venom Snake Curse in tibia bone, let the vicious mana disappear.

    "I don't care if you are a good person. According to the regulations of the Public Security of Liu Huang Mountain City, the compensation for 50 gold coins and the apology of the door can not be less, and the deadline is three days."

    The girls, let go of the words, recapture the tibia bone, and actually turned and left.

    "If you don't want me to find it again, remember to report to the Town Security team within three days!"

    Closing the door, my face is not good.

    "Bitch, be careful that day was knocked Sap, was sold to the slave market in this underground city in the world, Dark Elf has been the best-selling and most valuable commodity."

    The curse of the psychological viciousness, but did not say anything, because once the export, if the girl is really sold, I am not the first suspect, I am not that stupid.

    "Big sister, you are too great. Actually dare to do so with such a terrible monster law, I was scared when I saw him. ”

    "Hey, Armin, these guys are actually the same. Outside the strong and dry, as a glorious Town Security of Liu Huang Mountain City, you have to know……."

    Not far away, there were still two conversations from Dark Elf.

    "Cut, I dare to look down on me. If I haven't washed my heart, I plan to be a good person. You will be sold to the browser tonight."

    The lovely A'Bao saw his master a little frustrated and came over to add my face to the huge tongue with a stinger.

    "Okay, okay, A'Bao, remember that you are a noble Chromaggus, not a stupid dog that only drools everywhere. Go, let's go to the 'Lop' family to apologize, and have a dinner. Well, eat dinner 'dinner'. ”

    This dumb dog heard some food at night, and the two heads shed water at the same time, and I was more than happy to hold my desperate shackles.

    The dog is really a good partner of human, and the two-headed Hellhound is even more so. This is a bit expensive. Well, the mana bones are the best food for them, but with the enthusiastic support of the entire Lop Family, probably Save one month's feed costs.

    Yes, forget to introduce myself, I, Roland Mist, 367 years old, is a good person, oh no, right, it is a good Lich.

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    If you want to ask the world about Lich, I am afraid that there will not be much praise.

    "The evildoers."The ultimate existence of undead and dark magic. ""The nightmare of the living, not King of the Dead. ”

    Although I have always regarded it as the admiration of the mediocrity and the fall of the hypocrites, it cannot be denied that sometimes the discrimination of these prejudices does cause a lot of trouble.

    At least, even in the case of Liu Huang City, which prohibits infighting, I have to deal with several "Evil-slaying Hero Teams" or "Solo Evil Lair Raiding Adventurer" every month.

    Although most of the time they can't break through the protection of the old house, sometimes I welcome them, for example, when there is a lack of experimental products, for example, now…

“…..I must…Kill you….Don't touch anywhere! Damn tentacle demon! …..Not here! ! Where is my sensitivity. AAI don't want itI beg you, kill me, kill me! ! If you are bold, you will kill me. ”

    The Demi-Elf ranger, who is going to die in front of him, also had a noisy threat last week to get rid of my villain on the sidewalk. Now, I can only lie on the dirty dungeon.

    "Let me, at least…..kill me……Oh no…After many times of accumulation, I finally reached the top. After a fierce **, she reached the front of the whole body and tightened. The next second, the whole powerlessness went down.

    The eyes that were originally full of hate, even if they have lost their focus, but still instinctively watching me, the dead eyes, refilled with hatred for a long time.

    "Hey, don't look at me like this, excitement is bad for your health."

    "Bastard!! Bastard! ! Bastard! ! ”

“…..There are too few words in the Elf language, or your language teacher is too early to die, the same words are not enough to make me excited. ”

    "Rogue, **…"A few days of jail and torture have worn out the female Ranger's Willpower, but High Elf's always high head and her pride have not been erased. Even if she consumes too much energy, the blonde's female experience still curses me.

    "Okay, rest enough, come back in the next round!"

    "Hey!"With a ringing finger, countless black tentacles acted again, and the sorcerers who were greeted by the pink book could not restrain themselves from being close to women.

    I don't want itI beg you, let me go! ! ”

    But unfortunately, my ambassador listened to the prisoner's petition.

    “I'm afraid of tickling! !!”

    Yes, just tickling. I am a good person, I am not going to do anything that is destined to be harmonious.

    "Because you are not allowed, tentacles, give me a key call to tickle her waist and under the neck! That is her weakness! ”

    “Ha!Tee hee.Kill me, you are a Bastard! ! …..LOL

    It is the most fearful punishment of the female ranger. Soon, under countless tentacles, she laughed straight on the ground.

    "Hmph!" Deserve it, who told you to break into my home without permission, this is an obvious criminal behavior, not good to clean up, I still think that I am an easy target! ”

    Of course, I can't say that it hurts people's bad things, just to punish her, it is a waste of my mana, how is it possible.

    "Please, I admit defeat, I surrender…I will agree on what conditions! ! ”

    "No, you are so uncomfortable, it is a contribution to me."

    Looking at the slowly growing numbers on my panel, I couldn't help but sigh.

    "Oh, for three days, I gave 2 evil points. This is going to make up the 100,000 points of the resurrection. I have to wait until that year."

    I remembered the life of the blessings that I longed for, and looked down at the body of my bones. Soon, my eyes turned to the unlucky ones in the cell.

    "To punish evil is also to promote good, in order to count….No, for justice, for the sake of awkward life…No, in order to be a good person. Your suffering is my wealth, let it be!

    In one cage, there are various prisoners, Tauren, Elf, most, or human.

    "let me out!!""I am not guilty! ""do not come! ! ”The mourning and the pleading of the sorrows, but Lich ignored it. If it was called, the Skeleton Soldier, as the guard, would slam a whip to shut them up.

    "Ruhr, human, ** guilty, committed six crimes, was arrested three times, but because of a harbor area gangster's good brother, the victims were threatened to report the case, the result of Liu Huang City High Court twice because of evidence Not enough to release."

    Only at this moment, this young master of gang is called the worst.

    "You like to mate so much, I will let you mate."

    So, I found a few more than three meters high Ogre, playing with him every day…However, it is public, or it is thicker than human calf….

    Ok, now it’s really terrible in his cage. I also feel sick when I say it. Let’s talk about his neighbor.

    “Dia Gold, Gnome Race, a professional liar, although accused by dozens of cases at the same time, but the method is very high, the victims often lack decisive evidence, and then they are willing to spend money from Liu Huang City's best barrister, so, still In the law of impunity."

    At this point, the gambler is betting on both eyes.

    "I …I won! ! Your money is mine, you have to let me go as promised! ! I am four K! ! ”

    The opposite undead player smiled. He spread the cards and four As, just a little bigger than the other side.

    "No, no, no, impossible! You have won 767 games in a row! You cheat! ! ”

    "Cheating without being caught is justified. Isn't that your famous saying? Ok, tell your last hidden property and secrets! ”

    "I …I, I must turn over next time! ! ”

    The undead player is of course cheating. This is the magic card that I am particularly enchanted. He wants to come to that one, and then Diya won.

    And if it is an ordinary person, even if he loses hundreds of games, he will be discouraged, but Diya, a gambler who has long since lost his eyes, has a chance to gain freedom and wealth, and he is willing to let go.

    Undead players don't have to persuade Diya to be fooled. He only uses his own playing cards. The Gnome gambler's greed from the bones will make Diya himself in the cage.

    in case ofIn case I can win, I can't get back. ”

    Thus, this is like the victim who was deceived by him in the past, and he was brought to the bottomless abyss by greed, and he has already lost all that family.

    In fact, I have no interest in his deception and secrets, but every time he loses, the unwillingness and Wrath from the bottom of my heart will give me more evil points, and the neighbor who is already numb, but the more The less you come.

    This is a prison. It belongs to my personal prison. Most of the prisoners here are for some reason. Liu Huang City officials can't make penalties, but they are indeed guilty of Bastard.

    My unreliable system can gain strength from the pain and misfortune of others, and in order to be a good person, helpless, I only choose the path of evil and good.

    So, through some relationship, I got these Bastard here, as the food of my 'Evil Lich System'.

    The "Solo Hell Raider" Hero's treatment is the best. Anyway, she only smashed a few vases, scattered a few Skeleton Gardener, and teased her for a few days, and threw it out.

    Others are the chopsticks that are enough to sentence the death penalty, so I let them enjoy what they have done to others, or who eat their own evils.

    For example, let the sinners taste the taste of being swindled, let the scammers taste the taste of being cheated, let the robbed, the thief taste the robbed, steal all the taste, let the malicious goods make the famine The profiteers enjoyed sleeping on the top of Jinshan but could not buy a piece of bread.

    XJack You are crazy! ”

    "I beg you, let me go!"

    It’s boring to do things that harm others, and their pain will turn into my power through the nameless system and turn into the cornerstone of my resurrection.

    "I am not crazy, you are crazy!"

    "Crazy Lich !! I beg you to let me go, I am willing to do anything! ”

    Crazy Lich ? Indeed, many people have said that I have been crazy, but at first, that person said.

    I stroking my chin and remembering it carefully.

    "When did I start to go crazy? Is the past life as a judge who insisted on fairness and justice, was stripped of public office by unscrupulous officials, and was eventually squeezed out when even lawyers could not go on? ”

    "I took this strange system to the world, thinking that I am the protagonist, vowed to make the people and relatives happier, but found that the cruel fate can not be reversed, step by step lost the country, family and all relatives?"

    "I swear to avenge the gods and hypocrite, and with the broken body formed the Great Legion of Undead, but found that behind the road of revenge, behind him, is already a corpse and ruins, he has been with hypocrite, ambitious, playing The crowning flag, when it is constantly creating disasters and tragedies?"

    "Oh, maybe, from the beginning, I have memories of the two worlds. After discovering the truth of the world, I am already crazy."