The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

    Legend has it that every transcender that breaks the boundaries between time and space will get a gift from the world…Well, it is commonly known as the Passerer Golden Ring.

    Evil Lich System …..It’s my golden ring.

    Once, it wasn't called this name. He had a good name like Training System of a Holy Knight, but unfortunately, he only became a name when I abandoned Holy Knight identity and began to learn black magic.

    Once, the Daily Quest he gave was a Quest that helped the old lady, helped the little girl to find a lost kitten, and so on, rather than the current development.

    "Look at the daily routine of today…It is also the choice of this pothole, destroying any town with more than 30,000 people and rewarding 10,000 evil points. Grab three children's lollipop and reward 1 point. If both are not completed, then deduct 2 points. ”

    Bah! When Lao Tzu is stupid, it really ruined a town, and guaranteed to brush out a Middle Ages Holy Knight group of all the members of Epic to crusade me, and then earned, no flowers. ”

    From the passing Tauren little loli, she took her lollipop and watched the little girl crying and was pulled away by her mother. She just put it in the entrance, but heard the cracking of the lollipop and the bones, only to remember that she had no taste.

    "Hey, when you can enjoy the taste of food again, mana is full, but it is not delicious."

    Even if the girl's mother dragged the naughty kid, the little girl didn't seem to want to give up. The watery eyes stared at me and seemed to find that I couldn't eat food, what I expected.

    Thought that Uncle Lich passing by is just a prank? I will give lollipop to myself soon.

    Well, in order not to live up to the expectations of the other party, I licked it and smashed the candy pieces, and then spit it on the ground.

    "Ooo hum! mom The strange uncle grabbed my sugar. ”

    "Don't look, go."

    So, no accidental harvest of a good cry, at that time, my mood is much better, because, I think of a lawless naughty kid.

    “Undead has no human rights? Ancient Magic Scrolls was used as graffiti paper, Dragon Blood ink was used as a pigment, and Alchemy Medicines, which was painstakingly made, was used as soda. Even my ribs were secretly removed and played with puzzles. I only slept for two hours. The room became ruin, and the destructive power of the naughty kid was terrible…"

    "Hey, you can take revenge when you are."I remembered the lawless naughty kid, especially the wild naughty kid, who was wild and untrained. I hated it.

    Suddenly, but unexpectedly heard a system prompt.

    "Hey, congratulations to the host to accumulate crying the hundredth little loli / shota, reward evil points 10 points. – Looks like six-year-old is actually more than 20 legal Loli? Not in the scope of statistics, expired pseudo Lolita is evil! ”

    Seeing the sudden achievements can not help but a burst of joy, the most rewards of the achievement system are ten points, which is worthy of my ten-day Daily Quest.

    "According to the usual practice, if you cry 100 achievements, you will cry 1000, and the reward will be doubled at least…."

    So, my eyes are looking at the little girl and little boy on the street……..

    "Oh, even if there is no daily routine, let naughty kid know the rules and let everyone avoid the same bad luck. It is also the responsibility of my good people."

    "How is it better to play? Right, activate the creation, let the naughty kid's toy run around with disgusting monsters, magic paint, turn the bear's lollipop into a vicious yellow! ”

    As a victim of the scourge of the naughty kid, I remembered the revenge of the magic scrolls and precious books that I had destroyed, and the bad ideas came out one by one.

    "No, no, that's not enough. Turn the pillow cover into a monster to eat, and let the naughty kid see the pillow later." That's right, there is the Aiwa black tentacle, so you can enjoy itchy tickling hell. ”

    "Right, naughty kid is not afraid of ghosts? Oh, it’s time to rebuild the undead army, Wake up, my Undead Calamity! ! ”

    That day, I finally knew that there were less than 200 naughty kids in our neighborhood…

    With me, thousands of miles, hateful, zombies, I am really wasting…..

    That day, before the Town Security team received the report and arrived at the scene, I was already in this neighborhood before I was arrested by a Dark Elf brigade, and I was crying for one hundred and sixty…

    When I learned that I was calling the undead army to retaliate against the naughty kid, the Town Security's mixed expression of laughter and contempt also became my new black history.

    “Congratulations to the host being despised by hundreds of women at one time and getting special achievements. 'Whether the head of the baby is in the water or into the paste', rewarding the honorary title 'the mentally handicapped children', there is a certain chance to gain female sympathy, but women’s equipment The heterosexuality of the person is reduced by 100."

…….Anyway, I have been accustomed to the system pit, and the reputation has stinked to the lower limit. It is evidenced by the negative 88Charm recognized by my system. Even if the opposite sex is lowered by 100 points, it is no big deal……..Anyway, the result is the same, they can not find a girlfriend.

    Why is it obvious that it is a rational analysis? When I say such words, I feel that all the blood flowing out of my eyes is blood and tears…Ok, I am a great wizard who has been single for three hundred years, but at the moment, at least, I have completed the revenge on the naughty kid!

    Recalling the naughty kid who was crying, I smiled smugly, I have already thought about how to write today's log.

    AD1896 Great Dragon Summer, March 6th, destined to be remembered forever in the memory of Liu Huang City naughty kid, known as "The Lollipop Hunter Incident."The Man-Eating Pillow Incident ”

    "On that day, the children recalled the horror that was dominated by that guy…The humiliation of being taken away by the beloved, the despair of being swallowed by one's own toy, the fear of being surrounded by undeads…"

    When I was talking about it, the system sounds came again.

    ting! Cry a hundred naughty kid in one day! Reward evil points 10 points, congratulations to the host for the honorary title 'The Nemesis of Kids', equipped with a natural threat to the 12-year-old Lolita / shota. Tips, cry five hundred naughty kids at once, reward the honorary title 'Little Kids' Killer' and cry a thousand at a time…….

    The system prompts the sound at this moment, actually paused, I could not help but look forward to it, although it is a spoof title, but if you can let naughty kid stay away from me, it is an unexpected joy.

“…….Cry a thousand at a time, reward the honorary title 'so big and still care about children, can you be more boring?' Oh. Host, thank you, in fact, this is the title that you are most suitable for now. ”

    "I fuck, this can't be tolerated, damn system, this is not all you hurt!! This good guy is fighting with you! ! ”

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    "Master, this time I was jailed for grabbing lollipop…Next time, will it be because of stealing girls.The clothes are in prison. At that time, I really don't want to pick up Perverts. ”

    The one who talks is my most loyal dog leg, the half Demon maid of my house, Eliza of silver hair.

    Black Gold Framed Spectacle, Silver Ponytails, small tiger teeths, small tails with purple bows, Baroque maid clothes make the little Demon's playful character unmistakable, and expose Lich's bad taste………

    I have always been very happy with the appearance of Eliza. It would be better if I could change the character of this cold-faced tongue.

    "You don't know my pit system, just cry a few little girls and give points. This is what a good person should do."

    Here

    She handed me a heavy photo album.

    这是Oh, well done, Eliza! It is my most loyal dog leg! ”

    "What happened, I can probably guess. This is the contact manual for the largest kindergarten in Liu Huang Mountain City with a carefully selected list that should make it easy for the owner to complete Quest. ”

    Great job! I thought that you expected me to hung up early, and your freedom was misunderstood. Great, you are also a good person. ”

    "Let me see!"Open the contact record, but the face is getting more and more ugly.

    "Liu Huang City Holy Light Archbishop's three children's contact information, the dragon dragon Amur is the little daughter of the kindergarten, the baby son of War-god Knight Xynso……..You are sure to help me, not to send me back to the Hades! ”

    My glare was ignored by the other party as always. The half Demon girl pushed the frame of the glasses and the cold light flashed on the lens.

    "The reputation of the lollipop hunter has spread throughout the entire Liu Huang City, and even when I go out from the big house, I will be pointed. For the sake of the lady's reputation, I really want to change jobs. Or, the owner should pay me the salary that has been in arrears for ten years. "

    "Hah, ha. Paying more money hurts feelings. Go ahead, I can't wait to go back to our warm home. ”

    "Escape is not what Gentleman should do, and, please don't shift the topic…Why did you run me, what did you do? ”

    "It’s a small Eliza with me for so long. Today’s Daily Quest is a gorgeous explosion, you know…"

    "I understand, please take care, I will transfer magic to run!"

    The silver door was opened, and the master and the servant entered quickly, and as the magic of the short-range teleport disappeared, it was empty, and as the background, it was a terrible explosion, and the subsequent fire. sound.

    "Delayed Explosives? Are prisoners arrested by Town Security not blocked? ”

    "No, it just looks like it. The flour is topped with chili powder, and with a little dust, it becomes a dust bomb. It is not very powerful and can't die, but there is absolutely no evidence."

    "You really deserve to be 'smart' Lich. Prisoners with a ring of magic, can't explain the law, actually use the canteen material to make a hand bomb."

    "Thank you, you will praise me so much, I will be embarrassed."

    "No one boasted about you. Ok, at least as a Lich, this should be a compliment. ”

    What is Lich?

    "Not a good person, the most terrible demon."Probably the first feeling of all the creatures of Verla heard the noun.

    "The people who look at the bones are hairy, the eyes that are like the fire are so scary, they always feel that they are doing bad things."This is the view of the Normal people.

    "The ultimate existence of evil, conspirators and villains!"This is the view of the church Holy Knight.

    As the ultimate affiliation of undead and dark Mage, only the Lich who are left behind, often have a bad reputation, but…

    "Pollution is a prejudice! How can you judge an individual because of his race! I have always believed that discrimination and prejudice such as race, color, and origin are signs of human stupidity. There are only low-level discrimination and prejudice in the world, no low-lying race, skin color, and origin. I am really a good person. ”

    "If you are such a good person, are those Bloodthirsty Undeads in the east of the city a saint?"

    "The saints can't say it, everyone is a "cold faced pacifist." You see, undead saves more money, and does not occupy a place. A cemetery can live in a family. Do not eat or drink enthusiastic work, only donate not to ask, everyone is a good person. ”

    Half Demon Maid was teased, and the legend that as long as life goes in, it will be a piece of life, and it will be a good place in the eyes of its own owners.

    "Oh, master, you really laugh. Bloodthirsty Undeads is a good person? What is the priest who is well received by the public in the church area? They will treat the public free of charge. Free Holy Communion will also be issued on Sundays to help the poor. ”

    "A group of hypocrites and Pedophiles, Eliza, you see, people are all desires.Looking at the demand and over-repression, it’s not that ** has become a **, they have a desire.Desire is the original sin, privately, it must be the basis of Perverts. You see which old men are so amiable to the little boy, no problem. There are also single-cell Holy Knights all the way, all of them are barbarians who have called me and shouted and killed! ”

    "Well, I almost know that the owner is sick again. The head of the Sulphur Mountain is known as the Belon's Eve. It once destroyed the ancient Red Dragon of an empire alone. Probably in the eyes of the owner is just a gentle little cute. ”

    "No, Xiao Hong has not paid much attention to diet recently, and some are overweight. If you lose another twenty or thirty tons, you will lose your little belly and pull out the curve, which is even more lovely. ”

    "We are so famous, maintain Public Security, the helpful Liu Huang City Dark Elf Town Security battalion? You should be very familiar with them. I have been to you five times in the past two months. ”

“……You can ask the unlucky vendors who have been suppressed by them. My opinion is basically the same as them. Hey, a group of crazy girls. We are Gentlemen's Freedom Alliance and they are natural enemies. ”

    Reluctantly shook his head and deliberately ignored the suspicious organization in the main population, Eliza continued to ask.

“……….Our hero, the City Lord, who once saved the world and is famous? He held the banner of racial equality, and in the chaotic underground city, he established the Liu Huang Mountain City, which is a mixed race, and has a pure land for the underground world. ”

    "Second two patients with severe secondary disease for hundreds of years. What era is it, and plays Hero to cruel Demon King to save the world's old-fashioned repertoire, and deserve to be single for a lifetime. ”

“……You dare to say that he has been stirred up by you for two weddings, and now he is said to have hit a lone star. Born a parent, came out to a mixed brother, married a wife, made the conditions so good, so handsome, Liu Huang City no girls dare to accept his proposal. ”

“……I didn't mean it. As for hating for so long…."

    "not on purpose? It is intentional. Let's not mention that the rumor of the Lone Star that day is what you let me spread. Playing Undead Calamity and Bai Ghost Night at someone else's wedding, you know how many girls were scared at the time. ”

    "I am not giving him a wedding?" Seeing that Old Bachelor was finally married, everyone was just too happy to come to Duan Bai Gui mechanical dance. Who knows that the little girl of the bride is so inscrutable, actually peeing on the spot. ”

    Although the mouth said it was not intentional, I was very proud of it. "Hey, you haven't resurrection yet, you can make you feel comfortable and enjoy life. ”

    "Master, every time you are proud, you will fork your hands, and now your malice has overflowed. Ok, don't mention your 'great achievements'. Are you the Lich of Xiluo in the undead capital? The order of those guys in various countries is calculated according to the hit. If you go out, the world will be chaotic. ”

“……In fact, everyone is a bit misunderstood to us, the integration of life and death, we study the mystery of life, is not for the world to live better? We are also very good at treatment, on the efficacy, on the aftereffects, much better than the pastor's Holy Light, their Holy Light seems to be convenient, in fact, is the overdraft of life, our life transformation technology, non-toxic and harmless Pollution, solve the problem fundamentally at one time. ”

“…..Then why do you expect the system to give you a resurrection, and it is not finished to be a body directly. ”

    "I don't want to be a deformed monster with three hands and six feet. Even if it is a good human figure, there will be problems sooner or later…"

    Seeing that Lich himself is not worried about his life-reforming technology, what Eliza can say.

    "Okay, okay, let me see what you are in your eyes."

    "…cold-faced poison tongue ghost granny? Flat-breasted girl A? ”Of course I will not say anything silly.

    "Hey, Eliza, of course you are the one I trust the most?" Together we set the great ideal of conquering the stars and the sea. ”

    "Before you realize your dream of the stars, do you remember to pay off the poor little orphans who have been in arrears for more than ten years?"

    Knowing that his own owner was once again ill, the semi-Demon of the silver hair pushed his eyes, and the cold mang flashed on his eyes, and the cold words squeezed out from the teeth.

    "If you are still so unfair, your collection is not intended….."

    "Okay, Eliza, I apologize."Thinking of my own baby, a certain Lich immediately served soft.

    "Heng."The singer Angel, who succeeded in the squad, took a small song and walked outside the door.

    As the butler of this apartment, she didn't have time to waste time with her two sick owners.

    But from the other side's always low tail, it seems that the mood is not very good.

    And until she walked out of the door, after a while, I remembered some memories of the past, so I whispered to myself.

“…..Probably, barely, it may be a family. I still remember that the ruins of the Styx River in the desperate situation are still unwilling to die, hunting the little girl who survived alone in the desperate snow night. When you come back, it is the greatest fortune in this world. The only thing that has been done right in this life. ”

    Suddenly, a pretty face was found behind the door.

    The cold cheeks of the past were red and red, and the red glow stretched over the long ears that shivered slightly.

    Then she slammed and disappeared behind the door again.

    "Oh, you know me, I don't know you?" Stupid evil, that is, when you get home, you have to owe me debts and give me a cow to die. ”

    I shouted loudly and smirked, but my mind was a little bit flustered.

“…….I heard it! Absolutely heard! ! ! ”