The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

    "Fifty years ago, I was still studying hard at the Junior Warriors College. I used to be the pride of my parents and teachers. It is the typical example of how other children's children are so outstanding in the village."

    "Because I was just ten years old, I have mastered more than ten kinds of basic combat skills and successfully entered the black iron level. I am known as the pride of the college. The hero of the future, I always admire my lovely school girls. Take a walk in the college and then show my genius 'inadvertently'…"

    "'B class that genius? He, do you master continuous counterattacks? Try hard for another ten years, maybe I have half the level. 'I commented on those unbelievable idiots, and then enjoyed the eyes and praises of the lovely school girls. I thought that the days would last forever. When I grow up, I will become a big hero and greet Bai Fumei until that day. ……"

    "'Spiritual talent? Is the admission notice for Holy Light Academy? Become a glorious Holy Knight, I will go, I will go ''

    At that time, I had longed for the golden glory of Holy Knight. When I received the admission notice, I was ecstatic, but I vaguely ignored the look of my parents.

    "Holy Knight of Glory? It seems glamorous, in fact, it is just the beginning of a nightmare…"

    "Graduation equals unemployment? How is it possible, but I am a talented knight who has been seen by Holy Knight College for ten years! ! Look at my Holy Light! ! Look at the glory charge! ! ”

    "Sorry, we are all devout priests. We need talents who will preach and preach, instead of killing and killing. The 12 people in our department have been compiled to 24 people. Everyone is Holy Knight. If you graduate from the college, it is reasonable to be your predecessor. Why should you give your position?

    "I …I am going to be a free Adventurer. ”

    "Sorry, as a priest who is honoured by the Holy Spirit, you are obliged to return to the Holy Light Church by labor. The Seventh Church lacks a volunteer to clean the altar and the toilet…However, volunteers are not paid, and Holy Light will reward you for your efforts. Don't worry, it doesn't take long, three years will pass. ”

    I still remember the old priest turning his head. "Sample, newcomer? I have been mixing for twenty years, and when my hair is white, I turn to the right, and you don’t know how to be tall and thick. ”

    "I …I am going to be a free Adventurer, I can always! ! ”

    Of course, but I didn't expect it to be the beginning of a nightmare…

    Three years later, I finally became a free Adventurer on schedule. Why is it three years later? If you don't want to be chased by Holy Church, how can the three-year obligation service be saved?…

    Ok, watching my classmates have become the backbone of the old birds and the Adventurer team. While lamenting, I am not discouraged. I am confident. With the strength of my Silver-Rank, I will soon Will once again become the star in the eyes of everyone.

    But soon, the cruel reality gave me a head start.

    I don't want it Why, my Holy Knight of Silver-Rank is willing to be a member of your group of bronze warfare, you should be happy. Could it be…Also because I am a Holy Knight. ”

    The opposite thief nodded.

    "Holy Knight has more nonsense, more precepts, can you tolerate undead, half Demon teammates, can you communicate with the gray organization, can you shut up when the spoils are distributed? Our Adventurer often has to pick up unclean jobs. Can you guarantee that you will not talk nonsense in your adventures? ”

    Certainly not. The sacred doctrine clearly stipulates that all lost things can be returned to the original owner. If you can't find the original owner, you should pay the confession. How can you treat it as a trophy, as for undead and semi-Demon? Evil Chaos! We are inconsistent with you!

    AlrightI don’t want to join the adventure team, I will come to the team myself….

    The team was still going well. The Adventures Guild and the pub were full of the Holy Knight and the priest who couldn't find the team. Soon, our “Glory Land” squad was on the road.

    However,

    "What can't be paid for?" That is not waiting to starve. ”

    "When you came out to take risks, did the instructor teach you? We are all knights who serve Holy Light and Volkswagen. The nature of the adventures of the priesthood can only be regarded as a journey of accumulated experience. It is our duty to help the troubled people. Since it is an obligation, how can we receive remuneration? ”

    "Can't make money, my dry hair Adventurer, I am going to starve!!"

    The mysterious smile of the predecessor, he did have a way, this is also the old way for the Holy Knight Adventurer not to starve.

    It turns out that we really can't get paid, but if this is a donation to Holy Church, we can leave a third of our return, but…

    "Since it is a donation, it can't be too much. But if you kill an Ogre group, you will give a copper plate. It is enough to buy two black breads. It is not enough for me to buy medicine. Yes, I have to pay two-thirds of the copper plate to the church…"

    "This is good, you have not met Gnome's commission, is that the most terrible?"

    "En."

    "Do not give up the donation, you can't even donate it, donate it, donate something…..If you encounter a stingy Gnome, don't donate it or a good thing. Donate a half-ton of major stone. You have to go back and cut it into three pieces and turn over two pieces…..As a predecessor, I remind you that if Gnome really gives you a very good engineering item, it is a violation of the doctrine and you must throw it away. It is either an explosive experiment, you can experiment, or it is simply a bomb, or Take your experiment"

    "Right, be careful of Fishmen. Last time, the Fishmen cleaned up the coastline. The group of Fishmen donated a lot of stinky mud fish. On a hot day, it smells bad in the middle, and the taste can be smelled even in ten miles….I was rushing for three days under the waterfall. I still remember when I donated the donation, the pastor’s sister despised my eyes and looked at the dirty things. ”

    The addition of the pastor's companion, although very funny, but I can't smile, but inexplicably want to cry

    "And Demiram, it’s a pothole, those stingy things, actually paying for wool, or Lengen!! You can imagine a hand grabbing a piece of wool, taking a few steps, and counting it several times, so as not to miss a few, and the feeling of being unable to turn over…"

    "And the Holy Knight is the same kind. Everyone is poor, but they don't want to hang each other. I met one…"

    Soon, the consultation became a complaint meeting of the companions, and I became more and more desperate for the future of the Holy Knight career.

“…..At least, the Holy Knight is golden, and it’s a woman! ! ”

    But soon, the reality once again gave me a great deal.

    "Do you have a house? Is there a mount? Is there savings? ”

    I live in a public dormitory, full of people who are full of smelly sweat, naturally can not be used to get married, the church is accompanied by the mount, but the war horse how I can afford it, boarding in the church, can only ride when fighting, then During the war, the forage public reimbursement…As for savings, huh, huh, sister, goodbye, sister.

    After being beaten several times, I finally met a simple and lovely girl. She didn't care about my poor condition and was willing to fall in love with me!

    "Ah, how beautiful and kind she is, she is my goddess."

    When we are surprised, we are holding hands at the most, taking a walk together, and taking a deeper step, she always refuses.

    At that time, I was very strange, but I tried hard. After all, she was so pure, but after five years, I was thirty years old, and I couldn’t stand it anymore. I asked my head.

    ‘Ah –? Holy Knight is not a knight of the gods, do you want to stop your life? ”

    "I X!! We are Holy Knight, not a monk (a few martial arts who will swear to swear to stay away from women)! ”

    I spent a lot of energy to get the difference between the monk and the Holy Knight, but then it was a desperate answer.

    ThatSorry, I just want to talk about pure spiritual love to find you, then I can't promise you, can we still be friends in the future? ”

    Friend Friend, your sister! I am all thirty years old! ! ! My classmates have a dozen children. ”

    That night, in the dormitory full of stinky men, I cried a mess, and my colleagues sat silently by my side and gave me comfort.

    "Do you know Ai Lu? The genius of Luca City, Holy Knight? ”

    I remembered the winner of life, his girlfriend, beautiful and rich.

    "Do you mention it? I still think that I am not sad. ”

    "He is jealous.Falling, has transformed the black knight of Chaos's minions, his white rich beauty friend is a Demon, just to make him jealous.Falling close to him….."

    "This is the first few? In advance, many people in the church have long suspected why such a good woman would look for Holy Knight and give him a warning, but he does not believe, no, probably, he also knows himself, but he deceives himself and wants to enjoy it. Let's have a happy life. ”

    "Oh, everyone is numb, and the women who go to find them will basically be rejected. The basics of relying on them are all problematic. The teachings of the church also prohibit everyone from spending money to solve physiological problems. Even if you solve it yourself, it is an evil act that is forbidden…."

    "We are human! Not a beast! Two days ago, the love of two Holy Knights in Xishan was exposed and they were expelled from the church. They were all my comrades. I also sent them. However, it seems that they are very happy and can be together later…But they are all men! It turns out to be normal people who like women! It’s really going to happen for a long time! The foundation of the church is growing! ”

    "Actually, I started to think that men are barely able to accept….."

    "Actually, I am also, or else, let's try?….."

    Since the sudden appearance of the "couple" that suddenly appeared, I was completely desperate, such as the walking dead is alive …..

    "Want to leave the Holy Church? Improper Holy Knight? You have no other technology to support your family. At the age of two, you can start talking about it. The only thing that can be transferred seamlessly is the Black Knight. Are you sure you want to try it? ”

    When I was desperate for life and even sent to a dangerous underground world, I did not refuse it. What is dangerous? At least I can stay away from more and more foundations around me!

    But here, the turn of life suddenly came.

    "Nanxiang Law School? Recruit short-term trainees and recommend jobs? Holy Knight free trial admission! Can that be right?

    "Try it, it can't be worse anyway."

    I entered Nanxiang with a lucky attitude. After all, when I was older, I learned things slowly.

    But very quickly, I discovered that the Power of Law they taught is actually not much different from the power of my Holy Light. The light of the silver law is the same as the Holy Light. It is a subordinate concept of the origin of the Order. Many skills and abilities are available. Can be easily converted, get started very fast.

    Moreover, they really work! ! No, it’s not a package job, it’s still not graduated. My old guy is actually being competed by more than a dozen household units.

    "Public Security officer, police, judges and other judicial personnel are all well-known social upper-class people! I am a useless old guy, there is also a day of dead wood! ”

    "We do not have annoying churches and gods to serve, we believe in codes, we uphold justice and justice, but we, too, are people, and we have to eat, and it is easy for us to come out of the college to deal with criminals and villains, that is, not to be public Security officer, All kinds of security work can also be easily trusted Ah, and, the same order camp, Knight of Justice will never sin, strict vows and secrets, won the trust of employers, promotion is properly fast AH. ”

    At that time, the teacher spoke generously on the stage, but I experienced too much, and I don’t believe it.

    "But after that, everything has changed!! As the teacher at the time said, after graduation, I worked at a large chamber of commerce. Every month, I only worked at the front desk for 20 days, and drove away the troublesome soft eggs. I maintained Public Security. The monthly salary was 10,000 gold coins, 10,000 yuan. Gold coins! ! It is more than 200 times that of Holy Knight! You don't have to blow the rain, you don't have to risk your life! ! ”

    "Hey, you said that Holy Knight can do it too? Stupid, Holy Knight is a knight who serves the gods and Holy Light, how can I accept employment! ”

    "And, soon, after saving money to buy a house, I found her beloved! I also bought a cute little dragon horse with a red Dragon Blood pulse. It can be fired and wounded. I am finally a knight, not an infantryman who sent the mount to the church. ”

    "Some time ago, I told the past comrades about the recent news. They actually ran over. Now, everyone has graduated from Nanxiang. Someone became a city garrison officer. Some people became Town Security. Someone became a justice. The two foundations, Holy Knight, earned money and actually became their own boss. He married his wife and had a son! ! ”

    "Holy Knight brothers, come to Knight of Justice, seamlessly transfer to retain all the power, do not say, everyone is still fighting for the Order, Holy Church will be happy to see everyone's transfer. After all, they don't have much money to raise you. ”

    "Which is the power to learn Order? The underground sulphur mountain is looking for Nanxiang. After learning the technology and paying the fee, the person who uses the Holy Light will be exempted from the test. The first month's salary is the tuition fee. There is no charge for the trial in January. Our Nanxiang slogan is to study hard, work hard, upgrade the promotion and raise salary together, and welcome Bai Fumei! Mom no longer has to worry that I can't find a job, and I can be a big boss. ”

    "This is just a slogan? Are you still worried that you can't find a job? Let me calculate it for you. Every city needs a police officer, Public Security officer. Every company needs security personnel. Every government needs a judicial system. This is a big job opportunity. You, the pioneer of the law, the age of chong children, actually still worried about not finding a job? Come to Nanxiang, and teach the package. Graduation of the Church is equal to unemployment, we Nanxiang, have not graduated, can be employed! ”

    All of the above are the contents of a leaflet, and the winner is Liu Huang Mountain City High Court, the highest judge Wumanzhhe ….

    "Hey, it’s too much. Holy Light Archbishop Old Bill is said to see the flyer, fainted on the spot, almost directly blew the brain! ! ”

    Yes, I was digging the corner of the Holy Light Church, or I was digging for it.

    Of course, he will vomit blood. Although it is a propaganda soft text I wrote, it is all true and credible, and the pain of all Holy Church and the priesthood.

    After all, I used to be a Holy Knight, and many of them are real human prototypes…..A burst of inexplicable heart and soul, I can't help but secretly say, "Fortunately, I am not a bad luck, Holy Knight."

    At this point, I smiled at Adam's question about excessive or not.

    "What's too much, when I personally handed the flyer to those Town Security, they were happy!!"

    They are of course happy that they were not allowed to fully integrate into the judicial system and now allow them to practice Power of Law, which is equivalent to my judicial system and Liu Huang Mountain City accepting them completely.

    They have proved their loyalty with blood and effort, and I have turned them out, it is too unpopular.

“……Have you made Town Security's Holy Knight group all the Knights of the Law? The news has not told Old Bill, I am afraid he can't hold on. ”

    "I said, send someone to report directly!"

    adult You vomit blood again! ! This is the twentieth of this month! It’s going to rain, and the mother is going to marry, and she can’t manage it. Let's go back to the world. ”

    "Archbishop is not good. A lot of Holy Knights and pastors saw the flyers and said that they wanted to go to Nanxiang. We couldn't stop it! ! ”

    Holy Light Archbishop continues to spurt…

    Listening to Eliza's return to the bishop, when he learned that Town Security had collectively converted, he was first horrified, then vomited blood directly, and finally staged a farce. I smiled smugly.

    "I want your old boy to retain his strength when he is in trouble, and he will preach after the war." Tigers don't eat people, you should be a sick cat, deserve it! ".