The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

    Time flies, the years are like songs….Well, not long after, I just wanted to use these two words. In fact, only two days later, Liu Huang Mountain City has returned to calm.

    On that day, when all the fugitives and the robbers of the bonfire were tried, or were directly hung in the air by invisible ropes, or simply landed on their heads immediately, those who had not touched the bottom line or were planning to touch the bottom line were found. I have been on the invisible guillotine and immediately stopped the crime.

    The chaos did not last long. When the foreign enemies were cleared, the judicial staff of the four halls and one court took out their hands to maintain the Order. Soon, Liu Huang Mountain City restored the former Order.

    And full of the war after the wound, gliding on the way to the ground under the blood rain of the huge Red Dragon slid over the small half of the city, severely fell in the holy light area, when Liu Huang Mountain City's patron saint, ancient Red Dragon Ei N Mezus injury needs hundreds of holy Knight and the priest together for their healing news broke, that three Heads stand idly by, take the opportunity to dissidents rumors naturally do not attack and break.

    On the contrary, under the control of some people, The Three Heads battled the two dungeon hegemons, and the news that Ein Mezus was seriously injured has spread throughout the streets.

    Of course, the real cause of the Fire Elemental God seal is not to say, the apparent cause of war, as always, is the common siege of the dungeon.

    The existence of a powerful foreign enemy, the more powerful guardian of one's own, almost died, but through the desperate life of the guardian, the happiness and pain, gratitude of the catastrophe, when these conditions, these complex emotions are complete, this multi-racial Mixed cities, in the disaster value week, have become more united.

    If you are looking for something different, I am afraid that tomatoes and rotten eggs are all out of stock, why? The betrayal of the parliament was revealed, and the parliamentarians who were executed by the trial miracles are proof that the gates of the parliament are now covered with tomatoes and rotten eggs, and all the windows are broken.

    If a few well-known members go out, if you don't want to go out and come back colorfully, then it is best to bring a bodyguard and use a door panel to attract firepower.

    The catastrophe has accumulated more than 300 casualties, but the deceased has passed away, the murderer has been paralyzed, and the grievances of the victims and their families have also vented their goals. The fruit stalls at the entrance to the parliament have been out of stock, and the society is harmonious. ,congratulations……

    Even at the door of the parliament, there are already businessmen who have sniffed business opportunities…….

    "Are you still using raw tomatoes and rotten eggs? out-of-date. Gnomish Alchemy special odor bomb, 3 gold coins, strong odor, enduring, gnome color paint bomb, 2 gold coins, 13 colors randomly selected, each comes with a color card, a set, Give a gnome engineering chick! Unlike Gnome, our gnome project is of high quality and reliability, never exploding, and never exploding! ”

    "Gnome smoke bomb! Gnome Bomb No. 1 to No. 7, the power guarantees that the wound will not be killed, the revenge will be a must-have product, and the price is cheap! ! Only half of the gnome's sissy! One gold coin! ”

    "Enough, Lowe Jinbi of Hall of Judgement, I have been holding you for a long time! You can insult me, can't insult the wisdom of our gnomes! ”

    "Hall of Legislation's sissy Miheuer.A dead storm. You are the first to hurt people. Do you have a Gnome project with your face? Yes, your things are not going to explode, but the extra effect of that mess is scarier than the explosion, do you dare to pat your chest and say that you have not been thrown into mid-air by your own dwarf transmitter, not by the dwarf grid to their own, not by the dwarf death Ray become smaller themselves, your dwarf project and your name as a dead storm, Professional to die!. "

    "It's Magicstorm, Magicstorm!!"

    It is said that the gnome young man of the child's general body is suddenly angry.

    "Give me this!!"He took out a toy gun-like engineering prop, pulled the trigger against Lowe, and then…

    "Giggle!"There is a chicken that is eager to jump on the ground, and a chicken that fell to the ground…..

    Hahaha. I said that your gnome's sissy stuff is not reliable! ”Pointing at the chick laughing, Lowe also took out three silver balls from his arms and played the clown's toss game. ”

    The empty hand played the bomb, but there was no fear, and there was no tremor in his hand. Lowe showed the audience the unique courage of the Gnome family.

    "Look at our miracle Gnome project! We never deny the unpredictability of magical engineering, but as long as our intelligent Gnomes work hard to study and pass on from generation to generation, Gnome engineering will definitely become more and more advanced! Even if my father and my grandfather died in an accident, I will continue. Moreover, I believe that even if I fail, my son and grandson will continue to work hard for the future of Gnome engineering! ! ”

    Ignoring the attack of Wrath's chick at the foot, Lowe looked up and shouted, as if ready to sacrifice.

    Gnome's spirit of engineering, unexpectedly won the audience's exclamation and a little applause.

    "well said!"Even someone plans to come to buy Lowe's engineering supplies, but Lowe continues:

    "My grandfather only blew a 13-meter pit when he died. My father was full of 30 meters. When I die, I must blow up a hundred-meter pit! Our gold coin family must study the big bomb that can blow up the city! ! ”

    Well, Gnome, who immediately revealed the prototype, scared off all interested buyers, and the audience took a big step back, but fortunately they retired…….

    "Ah, what is this twisted piece of copper?"The violent attack of the chick finally caught his attention. Lowe looked at the copper piece that fell from the clothes on the floor, revealing the expression of thought, and then became sweaty…

    "Safety screw!"

    "boom!""boom! ""boom! ! ”

    "This…"This is just a small failure, I will not give up! MeI will be back! ”

    Well, after showing the courage of the Gnome family not afraid of life and death, he showed off the daily life of the Gnome family.

    Now, after three bursts, our Gnome engineering merchants carry black smoke. Flying directly to the sky, but the suffocating snoring, this is just the beginning…

    And behind the crowd, I saw the farce, and then turned to Eliza.

    "Now the situation in the city is not stable, and it is impossible for them to come. Give me a record, High Court Executive Dean's Order: Next month is the year of engineering ban, Town Security and Hall of Judgement are all in action, find some reasons, and throw all these troubled dwarf into the detention center for a month. ”

    "As long as it is a master of engineering, it is absolutely impossible to give me a first search." What if I get it wrong? I personally went to apologize. Don't worry, just like a man who doesn't have a **, the world has a Gnome that doesn't explode, a gnome who doesn't die,"

    “Second, is the Beyar brother still in detention?”

    "Also, they have three days of detention."

    I got a positive answer, I nodded with satisfaction,

    "Today, I will give them some engineering parts. They will definitely not be able to play the explosion in the detention center. Then we have reason to shut them down for another month. The two Liu Huang Mountain City's number one madness is not outside, the engineering troubles are not leaders, and it is much easier to ban the monthly meeting. ”

    After that, I turned around and the City Lord was not far away, but I saw the Magicstorm, which was blackened on the ground, and I stopped again.

    "Almost forgot. Third, wait for the dead storm to recover from the 'fried chicken chops' state, tell him and Lowe, 'You have lost your salary for the past two months. I don’t care how you privately come, and next time I say that I am High Court. Members, the reputation of High Court, I will…"

    Speaking of this, I suddenly stopped, these little dwarf are incredibly natural, explosions and space travel are commonplace, what punishment can scare them? I can't help but feel a little embarrassed.

    But Eliza, I said in my ear.

    "Then let the two exchange all the engineering tools and finished products, let the Gnome engineers use the Gnomish engineering supplies, and let the Gnomes use the Gnome props. Force them to create ten pieces of each other's engineering props. ”

    Looking at this cold and pretty face, listening to the silver bell-like voice, I couldn't help but hold it.

    "Let them use it more than kill them. Gnome engineering, gnome engineering seems similar. In fact, from principle to system are completely different, ten? If you don't work well, you have to build a lifetime. I also use my most annoying props to study the theory that I hate the most. It is torture. But

    I got a thumbs up. "Good idea, more and more my style. ”

    Cough, get down to business. I chose to walk to the City Lord. I also wanted to see the recovery of Liu Huang Mountain City after the storm. Now I see that there is already a farce in the farce. I am very pleased.

    Well, as a behind-the-scenes hand, I am very satisfied with the intelligence control capabilities of the "bystanders" and the Liu Huang Mountain City thieves union. At least, everything is on the surface.

    Yes, it’s just superficial. This battle was defeated. The two dungeon hegemons joined forces to attack, and they only fled back to the hegemony. The army was completely destroyed. How could this news really not change?

    "Let's just say, you set up the Nanxiang Law School, dig from the Holy Church, and suddenly expand the legal system more than three times. What are you going to do?"

    Xiao Hong is still recovering from injury. In the City Lord's house, Magaret and Adam have already chatted and have tea. Of course, they will also sort out the recent gains, but I just took a seat and Magaret took the lead.

    "Oh, those little girls don’t retreat this time, and they are desperately trying to protect the citizens. I appreciate it, just let them fully integrate into the judicial system. This is also their expectation for many years, don't tell me you don't know. ”

    I lifted the bone knife and carefully carved the black wooden rod in the hand.

    From the end of the trial, I began to fall in love with wood carvings. This is technical work, and I can't distinguish between them.

    "truth?"

    "It's too much trouble, don't want to say."

    Magaret shook his head and sat back. Lich had a conspiracy as always, but he didn't want to say, then, he couldn't ask.

    Guess it? This kind of mind is very secretive. In many cases, it is obviously a slap in the face. In the future, it has become a masterpiece. If he really intends to secretly do something, he will not be able to guess the whole sage.

    Magaret asked the other person, but got an inexplicable answer.

    "Your way of thinking is too direct. Like the war magic chess you like, the players compete for the gains and losses of each piece. The victory is small and wins. It looks like the atmosphere. In fact, the axe is very obvious and easy to be Seeing it, but falling down. And I, is a master of Go, I, the chess pieces are falling, some are patiently waiting, do not fight for it, do the big dragon. ”

    Go Is there a chess game in the world? Is it a game that has disappeared into history? Magaret also asked, but then Lich Roland always cares about him.

    "Right, in a few days, I plan to build a branch, High Court Karon City Branch."

    The City Lord of Karon City, who had died in Magaret's curse in the attack of the previous day, his Karon City naturally became a land of nowhere, and my meaning is obvious.

    "No wonder you expand the staff? Are you planning to occupy Karon City? ”

    "Of course, if you don't upgrade BOSS, you can't afford it. You can't even bear it. Even the site doesn't take up, and the beauty is not a few. It's not a little bit cool, it will hit the street."

    Well, they are generally ignoring my madness, but in fact I am talking about the truth of the mainstream opinion. However, as far as I am concerned, it is enough to have fun and fun. Nothing to tell a joke. Le, there is something to do with everyone to play together, every day, playing with the face and killing and killing the face is not tired.

    Cough, it seems like a string of words, can read a sigh of relief to affirm the vitality of the lungs.

    Closer to home, I did intend to occupy the city of Karon, but it was not the so-called king.

    "On the one hand, Power of Law does need more faith. On the other hand, we do need more chips. How do you plan to cope with the troubles of the underground covenant?"

    I heard that everyone is silent.

    The underground City coalition against the ground, is the common expectation of the vast majority of underground ethnic groups, has become the established fact that we were able to fight back the Union of two bullies, because they received the news that the seal was reinforced by the rush to come, bad or use the transmission of magic, around only a small number of guard regiment, compared to their actual power, Maybe less than 11, at least, we didn't see their super-strong men.

    And even if we can fight the next city hegemony, can we defeat the thousands of underground City Lord's coalition? I have already learned that the torrent of "history" can't resist, thinking that I can be a car, and the final result is often unintentionally pressed by the wheels and pressed back.

    When the two overlords refused to give up, go back to the full army, or simply take the three or four underground City Lord directly to the hard, I am afraid, Liu Huang Mountain City will become a fool of the car, the traces of history – the ruins.

    "I would like to make an opinion. In fact, your thinking is too rigid. Is it necessary to stand against the opponents and fight against them when they fight against the ground? In diplomacy, there is always a singer, and sooner or later it will be isolated. You are strong enough, and you can walk in at any time. It doesn't matter. When Annie takes over, the enemies you provoke, the accumulated resentment will break out together, will she come over? ”

    "What should I do?"Magaret has also thought about it over and over again, but there is no way.

    "Oh, join them! Yes, join them. Now that the top four are separated, and the two sides are half, they can still maintain a balance. If there is another overlord, what do you guess? ”

    Adam looked confused and Magaret thought about it.

    "Yes, we barely believe that we have won two major hegemons, and naturally we have the qualification to become a hegemon. There are only two overlords who have come to prove that they are not inside the iron plate, then if we fall over there…"

    "Yes, the leadership of the coalition forces, but the odd goods can live."

    Inexplicable, I remembered that in a distant hometown, there is a country, that is, the emerging ** among the five old veterans. In the process of growing up, it keeps swinging and swaying, and the benefits of madness are still in the collective vote, with abstention and opposition. Disgusting other **, and eventually became the new generation of hegemon.

    "And, I have a big gift, a gift that can turn the delicate balance of the moment into an uncontrollable mess."

    "What?"

    "What is the gift?"

    I was proud of the strange smile, and the black wooden rod on the handle was placed on the table.

    "God Equipment.Yongye Scepter, oh. This is quite the highest God Equipment of the undead empire Xiluo King. Yongye Dajun hand-made, absolutely authentic, accept inspection, if there is a fake, a penalty of ten! ”