The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

    "God Equipment, Yongye Scepter, the symbol of the undead kingship, is said to be the body of Yongye's lord, with a strong secret of the Maharaja, but never appeared in the historical arena."The God Equipment Picture Book of the Tower of Vantage is to introduce the Yongye warrant.

    As the only Undead Emperor in modern times, the rise of Yongye King and his disappearance in general, no one knows how he rose, just as no one would predict that he would be defeated during his heyday, but many people speculated that his sudden Rise, and this God Equipment, has an inextricable relationship.

    "This has never appeared in the history of God Equipment, has been questioned whether it exists (to kill an rumor, you can get 100 gold coins in the seventh executive hall of the Hero of the Heroes), but the emperor including me Many guards and accompanying people have heard him whispering this sentence."

    "Do you want my strength and royal power? Go find it, I put everything there – Yongye Scepter. ”

    "The wisdom of the Great is as profound as the sea. At that time, no one expected the invincible Yongye Army to fail. But he was not enchanted by illusions. The flames of his eyes have already seen the future. His self-talking words, which seem to be unpredictable, are actually explaining the future of the post-Kingdom. ”

    "And since his disappearance (including me, there are still a number of high-order undead who do not believe that the Invincible Emperor will die), this rumor is more like the spread of wildfires, ' Yongye scepter all the talent can become undead Emperor The heirs ' have long been the consensus of all wise undead, and if anyone does get a scepter, then the great Empire may not go to the end, and the emperor has prepared the best future for the Undead empire, and … "

    "Stupid undead monarchs, who actually ignored the teachings of the great emperor, began to fight for profit-making wars after he left, lacking orthodoxy, and he hoped to use force to force himself to become a new generation of Undead Emperor. As a result, the soon-to-be-formed Undead Emperor was turned into a bubble, and the invincible Yongye army was exhausted, and the remnant formed the Xiluo Empire. ”

    "And for this historical reason, it is clearly the strongest 12-term dictator who shares power, but it is still an empire, but we will not allow any of us to board that position. The emperor has been vacant for more than a hundred years and will be destined to hang down until the master of the scepter appears. – The record of history, Xiluo Empire, the seventh consul, the Marquis of the Spider, and the Guardian of the Great, Reinhardt. ”

    Cough, when I saw Little Reinhardt’s "Historical Writings", my chin was dislocated on the spot. I really don’t know what to look for. If I can still sweat alive, cold sweat, sweat, waterfall sweat, Genghis Khan, I am afraid it is not enough to express my complex mood.

    In a sense, the malicious jokes have achieved more than expected results, and now, in order to make this underground world more chaotic, I am maliciously preparing the second half of the joke.

    Yongye Scepter, a black wooden scepter of about one meter, looks like wood. In fact, it is filled with bone powder. It is a special scepter of bone and wood.

    It was hand-carved by me. The bloody rose pattern and the decoration on it are full of my personal style. The old man of the year knew at a glance that there are four words with my unique gray death ice mana. "Yongye Scepter", just look at the appearance, you know that it is super high-end goods, but this is not enough.

    "The first thing to solve is its source. The treasure without source is always doubtful. Adam, sign this document and use your soul to mark it."

    Glanced at the file, fearing that Adam would not laugh in the world, and then happily signed his name on it.

    "Adam Han."The flames generally burn in the fonts without a trace of heat, burning quietly on paper, from the soul imprint of Soul Imprint, everyone is different, is the symbol of the identity of the Legend, forgery is completely impossible.

    The name on my staff, the gray death ice font, with the taste of ice and snow, is also the soul imprint of me as the Yongye Maharaja, adding more authenticity.

    What I want him to sign is an entrusted auction book. The entrusted party is the largest auction house in the city of Viksteindi, where the underground covenant is concluded.

    With this certificate, at least prove that Yongye Scepter is from Hero Adam Han, and that it is specially sworn that this God Equipment is justified. Adam is obtained from the Yongye Maharaja, weapon, and Adam uses his own reputation to guarantee the authenticity of the document. !

    When this news spreads, everyone will guess that Adam has concealed Yongye Scepter when he defeated Yongye, so the source of Yongye Scepter has become authentic.

    Cough, the document said is true, Adam is indeed the scepter obtained from me, but the real time is somewhat different, you misunderstand, you can't blame me…..

    Then, I took the scepter and poured it into the mana, but I asked Adam to hold the other end of the scepter, and at the same time pour in his own strength, then twist, pull, turn…

    KA-CHING!

    The fire collided with the ice and burst directly. The scepter was almost directly broken. It was full of cracks, and one side was the trace of flame burning, while the other side was the grayish black of corrosion and ice.

    "Well, this has caused signs of damage in the fight between Yongye and Red Lotus Hero. Then, even if something is wrong, they will be pushed to the point of being damaged in the battle. ”

    But it was still a bit too new, so I threw it on the ground, then jumped up and down, stepped on it, and then Adam wanted to come over and help, and I kicked him off.

    I don’t know how to be light and heavy, and I’m so strong that I’m going to smash it twice, and I’m sure I’m going to break it.

    "Well, the traces of history are barely enough, let's make it."Looking at the scepter full of dust and footprints, I nodded with satisfaction. Now it is not the brand new wooden stick. At first glance, it is a junk item full of scars. It is a bit like a cultural relic.

    Magaret pondered on one side and hesitated.

    "No matter how real it is, but…"

    "Yes, not enough."Of course, I know that it is not enough. This is not the historical relics of the past. I can only find flaws with experience and knowledge. There are magical and true gods in this world. There are many kinds of prophecies for prophecy. It is not so easy to fake.

    However, this was in my expectation from the beginning. Both Adam and I used to be demigod. It is already the strongest existence under the true God. Normal's prophetic spells are basically invalid. In this world, there are still several kinds. The ability is very troublesome.

    The high-level priest's god praying, ask questions to the true God who believes, if the true God is just free (the most priest who is loved by the true God, the probability of success in using this magic is less than 1/10), it may answer your question. But only answer "yes" and "no"

    Big Mage's Heterologous Truth, summoning a true spirit and asking him questions, still can only answer "YES" and "NO".

    There is also the witch’s Tarot divination. Through the interpretation of the fate line, it is still only answering “real” and “false”…

    As far as I know, those reliable prophetic spells are all wrong. They can only answer "yes" and "no". Sometimes they still don't answer. Then, the shorter the question, the more likely it is to get an answer. After prophecy, It is impossible to predict again in the short term.

    This is not an accident, but a rule of the world. The more powerful prophetic spells, the closer they are to the world truth, the more they are subject to strict restrictions. At the same time, the more intelligence they have, the more they consume on the road to discover the truth. The more you can, the more you can't find out the truth.

    I can really pay the price, as if I hide my existence on the fate line, and make the prophecy spells for Yongye Scepter invalid. But sometimes, if there is no problem, it will be more problematic, and it is impossible to detect the prediction. Then the conclusion is obvious, we need to let the prophetic spell make the wrong conclusion,

    Let the 100% correct prophetic spell come to the wrong conclusion, which sounds incredible? Oh, sometimes, right does not mean truth, truth does not mean correct, …

    Since you can only answer the binary answer of "yes" and "no", then you can play more tricks.

    I sorted out the three questions they might ask. The first one is also a question. Is this staff a Yongye Scepter made by Yongye?This does not need to play tricks, it must be true and reliable.

    Well, the second is most likely to ask, "Which is the secret of the Yongye Maharaja."

    This question is simple, but the more simple the information content contains, if there is no secret, then this scepter is worthless even if it is true, and I guarantee that this question will be asked first. Will be asked many times.

    So, I have already put in a note, the "secret" written in Chinese….

    Ok, this is really a spoof, but it should be very effective. After all, those stupid prophecies will definitely say "YES!"There is "real." ”

    Third, "Is there a secret to becoming the Emperor of Xiluo Empire? Is it helpful to become an undead monarch?"

    This is to ask if this God Equipment really ruled the Xiluo Empire political value…Ok, I put the little secrets of the undead monarchs, such as the little ones, such as Bone Dragon, the singer, singing, and screaming. If you hold these little secrets to threaten them, if they serve softly, Nature will help your political life, of course, if the murder is not murdered…

    To tell the truth, according to my understanding of them, if they are really ruthless, you might as well go directly to the human kingdom and tell the king that I want to be your boss and give me the throne. The chance of success is much greater… ..

    The fourth is "whether it is related to the powerful secret / powerful power of Yongye"

    Cough, "Learning to learn, go up every day, work hard to fight monsters, and strive to upgrade", absolutely true, this is the powerful secret of Yongye Maharaja, dissatisfied to argue……..

    Ok, I believe that these means of playing, the authenticity and importance of this Yongye Scepter will be spread throughout the underground world from the day the auction house receives the goods, causing the attention of all forces, even if no one can use it. …..No, not only that, the world above the world should also send people, at least, those of the undead Xiluo Empire, all of them will go crazy…..If the undead empire first picks up with the underground City Lord, then the second catastrophe will not be inexplicable.

    Ok, I admit that I am too optimistic, but try the head office.

    "So, first of all, the initial goal of messing up the underground world is reached…"

    Looking at this scepter, I am still somewhat unsatisfied. I don't think anyone will see it as a fake, but for the super strong, sometimes the unreasonable intuition is more reliable than the knowledge and experience, and the instinct is very Hard to beat.

    So hesitated for a moment, I said to Adam.

    "Since I have been released from prison, return the Roland sacred sword to me."

    HereApart from anything else, Adam, who was in full swing, handed me the silver-white broken sword that was the only other color in his body and the waist.

    Magaret on the side suddenly stopped and wanted to say something, but eventually did not export.

    "Oh, my Phylactery, I haven't seen you for a long time."

    Yes, this is where my soul is. As long as Phylactery does not die, Lich will not die. Phylactery can be anything, even a book, or a hat.

    From the perspective of getting the cheats from the Lottery system, Uncle Tom, who is in the same world, once divided his soul into seven points, made seven Phylactery, and also made a name….

    In fact, I want to say that although this is really not easy to die, but the soul is divided into so many copies, then you are not afraid to become a mad man of schizophrenia…Ok, maybe he was crazy from the start.

    My prisoner's Phylactery, naturally on the Adam jailer, and, always carry it with me, of course, this is still very smart, at least not stupid to threaten me with Phylactery, forcing me to play other tricks…..

    Stroking this broken sword, I was quite lamentable. I chose to use the family heirloom to do Phylactery. It is to see this Roland sacred sword with the same name, and it is also known as the "immortal sword". It has not been for thousands of years. Loss, but now, under the torrent of destiny, our country is finished, and this sword of immortality is still "killed."

    At this time, Phylactery was in the hand, and the gray mana grew slowly, and it was not uncomfortable to be suppressed. I also recovered a little strength.

    “Legend is the first step? Well, many things have become much easier recently. ”

    Next, I smacked the opening of the sword, but it was easy to pinch out some metal granules from the sturdy sword, the granules around, and the fluctuations of the soul.

    Then I put the sesame seeds on the “Yongye Scepter” and then gently stroked it. After a flash of light, the scepter will have more stars and twinkling gems.

    The gems are constantly shining silver, and the stars are jumping between the gems, intertwined, one after another. If you look closely, the light also has its own rhythm, just like the creature that is breathing, after I have poured into the soul fragments, this Yongye Scepter, with the soul, is already alive!

    However, contrary to this broken sword that has mastered my soul, the strong man holding this scepter will listen to my soul language and be influenced by my influence. Even in the long soul communication, the soul is I corrode and gradually become my slave…..Looks a bit wrong, I have not been a big Demon King for many years! Ok, personal habits, accidentally…

    Seeing the scene, Adam took a sip of cold air. Although he didn't know what I did, he instinctively felt that the scepter was dangerous and not right.

    But Magaret glared at me, she saw something, and used her eyes to signal her dissatisfaction, but her protests were ignored by me as always.

    "Well, if you are not used to it, you are doing a bit too much." However, at least this level is required to allow the underground hegemons and the Undead Lords, the wild superpowers to be stunned, and actively jump into the whirlpool. ”

    Then, I opened my mouth and swallowed the broken sword. The broken sword did not fall into the bones of the body, but disappeared directly.

    I have already transferred the broken sword to a safe place. At this point, I am completely released from prison.

    "It is said that it takes more than two months to get to the base of the underground city covenant headquarters, Vikstanti, and it is necessary to prepare early. Let Annie lead the team, and let her be alone. You can't stop her from storming for a lifetime. Don't worry, I will follow, continue to be my behind-the-scenes black hand, will not let her hang. ”

    After that, I turned and left.

    "Go to Vikstein Sidi for more than two months? No, the master, you are talking about the old Huangli, and now there are three roads, so much faster. ”

    I glanced at the maid who was eager to try.

    "Although I don't expect, I will listen to you."

    "The conventional carriage really takes nearly three months, but the advancement of technology makes the new road much faster. The first one, as long as one second, the gnome is a different dimension tearing machine…"

“……Isn't that the dead pygmy conveyor? I don't want to talk about it again. You want to be stuck in a different dimension. You want to go through a different world and come to a female respect.Palace, go by yourself! ”

    "The second, three days, Gnome rocket car…"

    "No, it was still a second. After a second, I was bombed." Forget it, I guessed the last one, I don't have to say it anymore. ”

    But the maidservant who smiled with her eyes on her face, but followed the owner behind her, continued to talk regardless.

    "Three hours, the Gnome rocket, straight up and down, convenient and fast./…..”

    "Is this a difference? Oh, one has wheels, one has no wheels? Do you want to make a fortune? I should be pretty good for you."

    The departure of the unreliable master servant left the two demigods in meditation.

    "Annie? Perhaps Roland didn't make a mistake. It is time for her to try. We have started to take risks in the age of her, and the whole world is smashing. ”

    "Annie shouldn't go out, I know, but you put Roland out, are you really afraid of the world?"

    In the face of the sage's doubts, Hero Adam smiled happily.

    "Don't believe it, my instincts tell me that the world is likely to finish at any time, and the only shift is in this Lich. Do you believe it?"

    It’s said that Magaret’s pretty face is tight and full of disappointment, and then the eyebrows are picked up and turned into disdain.

    "You believe him, I…"

    She wanted to say something disdainful, but in the face of Adam's straight eyes, she couldn't tell the truth, and eventually she was still a lame.

    "Don't look at me like this, you are dead wood. I can't believe it. Although he is a Bastard, it is really embarrassing. If he can't do it, no one in the world can do it! ”