The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

    Blow up the bathhouse? Stealing clothes in the locker room and in the closet? Or summon a burst of corrosive acid rain? Directly add stinky water to pedestrians on the road?

    Above, I will not do it. It is all illegal activities. It is even more contrary to the principle that I try not to involve innocent people. Well, just try to…

    I have a better way! It is completely legal!

    After all, there are a lot of Perverts in the city, and I don’t have the need to break the law personally…

    The Wild Druid Sulphur Mountain Division Alliance, referred to as the Wild Bull Alliance, is a moderate Druid organization. Well, it is only relatively mild. In many places, Druids hang with terrorist organizations and big troubles from the beginning. In the equal sign.

    Why? In the eyes of everyone, is the druid not very friendly? The son of the jungle, in harmony with nature, has no desire, no self-sufficiency.

    However, I would like to say that most of those who can say this are not really in contact with the Druid.

    As we all know, Druid advocates balance and nature. Simply put, natural is good and man-made is bad.

    The fundamentalist druids hate all artifacts. They even regard irons as natural enemies, not to mention engineering, the products of modern industry, and even the city as a cage of metal and masonry. In their ideals, It is best for the civilization to sever, and everyone will return to the primitive society.

    In the world before me, such organizations existed. They used nature to attack hunters and blow up factories to protect nature. In fact, they are no different from terrorist organizations.

    The Druids who can communicate peacefully with other lives can probably be considered moderate, and the Wild Bull Alliance is a moderate in the moderates, otherwise Liu Huang Mountain City will not allow them to enter.

    Well, even if the Eich continent, people still look forward to the day to cross the better, rather than more and more back to primitive society, such ethnic groups and teachings, how to see is not suitable to live in a normal society, Druid also no shortage of normal people, there are always those who want to ** the heart to cook delicious food, rather They also continue to split and reorganize within.

    For example, "we only oppose excessive logging (of course we also oppose mining, but we only verbally protest, will not block the attack)", "We only oppose hunting whales (also against hunting dolphins, and sea lions! We don’t protect the sea crabs, we still have to meet next Tuesday to discuss whether it is against it.” Such a moderate organization is actually using several objections to maintain the doctrine and identity of its druids, but it is actually almost the same as the Normal. It is.

    As a modest moderate, the Wild Bull Alliance is opposed to an artifact, a model of the harmonious coexistence of druids and human society.

    But unfortunately, it was the objection of the man-made objects that was so special that it led to the delay in the expansion of their sects and the growth and development…After all, not everyone has the courage to take off that artifact.

    Well, when it comes to this, everyone should also guess that they are against the artifact.

    Yes, they are opposed to clothes…

    Yes, their teachings are that the human body is the most perfect nature creation, the clothes are the original sin, and our druids are the natural incarnations. We should show ourselves the perfect wild body that is born with the world.

    Wild Druid Sulphur Mountain Division Alliance, formerly known as the wild figure is the natural beauty, the Druid dressing is the alliance of evil and heresy, so the name of Gentleman, how can I let it register in Liu Huang Mountain City So, after repeated rounds of revisions, it became a barely acceptable Wild Bull Alliance.

    Even so, they are still the Perverts organization that everyone calls, even the reputation is worse than my Gentleman Alliance. After all, not everyone can accept it. When they are busy, they suddenly rush through a group of ostrich men… …Keke, it’s disgusting to think about it, and sure enough, I should have driven them out!

    However, in order to take into account the current situation of multi-racial mixed-race, I did not set up the crime of “injury” in the city from the beginning. After all, there are too many differences in living habits of various ethnic groups, which can easily lead to misunderstandings. For example, Tauren has to drink breast milk at any time. The habit, in other races, is simply too Perverts.

    Moreover, according to the Code, Perverts only thinks that there is a problem with morality and the head. It is too much to use the law. Therefore, there is no reason to refuse their entry.

    Of course, I soon regretted it. After successfully entering, they tried to publicize their teachings to the public and expand their influence. This made the law enforcement and judicial organs have a headache. In straightforward words, it is always Secretly organized collective naked.Run, waste my police force.

    Normal's law enforcement officers, really have no good idea about these guys who are squatting, can you start playing directly? The other party did not violate the law, but if they used to say it, they gave them a good opportunity to promote their teachings.

    "Hah, I am the original beauty. When the mother of nature is ** naked, what are we embarrassed about…"

    All kinds of fallacies and evils are still self-contained. The key is that the strength is not weak. The leader is still a Legend Druid, which is extremely troublesome and difficult to deal with.

    Fortunately, after the Dark Elf Town Security was in place, this fierce arrogance was hit.

“……Such a small caterpillar, still swaying, not shaved, you really have the courage. ”

    "Wow, there is a ugly birthmark on the guy's buttocks. The left and right feet are still high and low, and they are born to be deformed and learn to be naked.Ben, ah, it’s still a pack X, really, too courageous, too shameless…"

    "Despicable underground bugs, far from the old lady, stinking. How long have you not taken a shower? Savage! ”

    "Don't cry, Momo is very sympathetic to you, hey, although it's a bit small, it's not half of the Momo whip." Cough Well, it’s not too small, hey, please try to survive, maybe someone will like it! Well, there must be. Hahaha, Momo couldn't help it! ”

    For men, it is really uncomfortable to be despised in this respect. If you despise the party is a beautiful woman, it will be painful.

    Under the onlookers of a group of extremely dark Jack Elf sisters from the matriarchal clan, the Wild Bull Alliance, which suffered heavy physical and mental damage, almost directly disbanded, and the powerful Legend Druid Eaglestorm almost went straight to the river……..

    Since then, Dark Elf Town Security has become a natural enemy of the Wild Bull Alliance, and every time it organizes its activities, it carefully guards against the possible jurisdiction of Town Security.

    Right now, I wrote a long, boring speech and handed it to Eliza to speak for me in my robe, asking for all law enforcement personnel (including Town Security) to communicate, the manuscript…Bored to myself, I will fall asleep, and I have to read at least three hours. The most shameless, I also ask them to take notes. Afterwards, they should take notes to check the learning situation. If they don’t listen carefully, they must deduct their salary.

    Ok, just think about it is a kind of torture…Finally, I was vented by the grievances that were plagued by heavy filework. I was too bad, Oye!

    Oh, now, I just let old cow Xueti transfer the news that Town Security is very busy to the Wild Bull Alliance. They naturally start to organize activities without hesitation, and wait for Town Security to stunned from the auditorium, Wild Bull Alliance. The activities should also be over.

    However, due to the unhealthyness of the Wild Bull Alliance, the notice time is quite different from the actual time. It is probably one hour late. When they close the team, they will be caught and they will be caught by the Town Security. Awkward blows, physical and mental damage, quiet for a month or two………

    Say, is it easy to do everyday? I have to come up with the means of plotting conspiracy. However, now, it is time to harvest, waiting to watch the show.

    "Pu~"

    "Pu~"

    Sitting in the coffee shop where I can see the entire Grand Place, I ignored the men who had just rushed past the ostrich, and looked at the unlucky ones who spewed out the coffee and drinks in the mouth, while enjoying the farce in front of them with their eyes. I opened the daily newspaper on the table with pleasure.

    “The Black Brotherhood strongly supports the second generation with Annie Layde as the core…It seems that the thieves’ union’s principals are still smart, so they will not move them for the time being. ”

    "Pu~"

    Ok, I am so happy that the opposite Elisa coffee is sprayed on me and I have a look.

    "Eliza, you are deliberate!!"

    Sorry Really not intentional, master. ”Half Demon Maid quickly removed the paper towel for me to wipe, but…

    "No!!! Eliza, how are you here? I am not asking you to speak for me? you……"

    “I did intend to speak for you at the time, but when the speech plan was approved by Hall of Legislation, Lilith said that since it was a lecture within Hall of Enforcement, the highest judge personally came forward, so he was handed over to the Hall of Enforcement. Responsibility is enough."

    "Ok."I heard that I calmed down, as long as I could frame Town Security and hand it to Xueti, but suddenly, I found that Eliza seemed to hesitate.

    What’s the matter? Still embarrassed? Oh, no matter how sharp your mouth is, you are still a woman, see a group of naked.The man was really scared? Don't worry, I know that you are not intentional. If you are embarrassed, you should go back and see my daily harvest! ”

    I smiled smugly, and the opposite Iris suddenly shook her head, and the pretty face was full of sympathy.

“……Adults, I will be out of the way, please look at the back. ”

    BEHIND

    Turning around, it turned out to be a group of magical dances, Eagleh and Xueti's little boy with hands on the hook nose, hopping and dancing around the two Holy Knights shaking together.

    Being naked in a circle.The man dancing around is Holy Knight, and it is estimated that it is the first time in his life.

    Even some people have begun to strip their clothes and intend to let them join the parade…….

    That…Tim and Lucas? Really poor, actually met this group of Perverts…I hope that I don’t want to leave any psychological shadows. The remaining knights are already unlucky. ”

    I certainly remember the two idiots, Holy Knight. The old account that ruined my Ferris wheel has not been settled. However, since they are so unlucky today, I am in a good mood. Even if they are lucky, I will not seek revenge. The old account will be written off.

    "Wait, no! Xueti, how can the kid be here! !"

    My questioning, but only got a sympathetic look, Yi Liza coughed, imitating a familiar voice.

    "Silver Rose, please don't mention Wumanzhe adults in the top class, even if you imitate it. If it is known, it will affect the reputation of our judiciary. By the way, please tell the grown-up to say that because there is no Hall of Enforcement Hall Steel Guardian, the speech is postponed until 2.30 pm tomorrow. If he is interested, please ask him. ”

    Eliza learned that Lilith's pretending tone was so vivid, but I didn't appreciate the leisurely performance of the show…

    "That is to say, the speech was postponed? Town Security are in normal working condition and can appear at any time! ! ! ”

    "Bastard!! It’s your Perverts, Holy Light, no, the law, give me strength! Incantation of Law: Judgement! ”

    Behind the chaos, the sudden emergence of the Town Security, the Wild Bull Alliance and Xueti were shocked, and suddenly thought they were trapped.

    "Bastard Roland, you are a brother, old cow, I am not standing for you!!"

    The roaring old cow didn't know what happened. He thought it was Lich who pitted him. He didn't even know that he had misunderstood himself. Instead, he looked up and shouted, as if he had suffered a big grievance!

    "Damn, it's not safe here."

    I dropped two gold coins as a newspaper fee and turned to leave, but at the door of the cafe, two women Elf were smiling at me.

    "Hey, behind the scenes, really, it’s you."

    One of them is Diana, the captain of the Town Security team, and the other is the vice captain, Yawen. At this moment, the heavy Slaying Dragon knife is placed in her footsteps.

    Her natural mental magic is completely immune, and I will choose to give this user the mad knife to Town Security, but at this moment, I am not pleased with such a fast knife to find the right owner, and The whole belly is lifting the stone again and licking the annoyance of his own feet.

    Looking back, it turns out that Eliza has disappeared without a trace, and the half-Demon talent's dimension gate is really first-class. The cold-blooded Demon abandons his comrades and calls it a decisive one. At the moment, I have been beaten by a half-shoot. Anchor, it is impossible to use space magic to slip.

    So, I laughed and raised my hands…

……Hold your head down.

    "Don't hit your face!! I also want to kiss my wife! ”

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    And when I was enjoying the warm hospitality of Town Security, the familiar voice of Eliza sounded in my ear.

    "Master, I didn't say yesterday, this Quest is looking for someone to help."

    "Mm." Don't say it, come save me! ! ”

“……Actually, I am not talking about those druids. You can find those fellows in the undead area. Zombies, Skeleton Soldier, Awesome, Bone Dragon, you are not wearing clothes. You can take them to the streets. Dawn, then, Quest must be a big success! ”

    I seem to have seen the smirk that is smug on the opposite side, still in the face of a confused, innocent girl…

    "Eliza!! You pit me again! ! ”