The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

    The one-meter-high file mountain was filled with three desks, and the house was so hot that the little girl and her two assistants were busy back and forth between the tables.

    Too high a file mountain, so that the room only heard shouts, footsteps, the collision of the nib and the paper, can not see the figure, that is, the first feeling I saw when I walked into the City Lord office.

    On the side of the wall, bamboo swords, bamboo rafts, and five-piece chess were scattered all over the place, and they were covered with a thick layer of ash. It seems that Adam has not returned to this room for a long time.

    To be honest, the City Lord office can be turned into a game room, and he is also a must in the underground City Lord.

    Annie is one meter tall and tall in human women, but at this time, it seems to be a pygmy elementary school student who is stuck in front of the desk. From the horizontal side, I only see books and documents, and I can't see anyone.

    Xiao Shantou’s eyes were thick with dark circles, and he was busy fighting the sea of ​​documents. I didn’t even find it when I came in.

    Going over, I signaled to stop the assistant who was planning to call Annie, and took a few documents and looked at it.

    “Remediation plan for the damage to the municipal facilities in the riots from the 7th Avenue to the 9th Avenue”, “Three suggestions for completing the drainage ditches before the rainy season”, and “Provisional draft of the new residential area for the four communities”.

    "Wumianzhe adults, this is the meaning of Magaret adults. All the documents of the B or above in the Executive Yuan must be Miss Annie and sign the opinions. Then Magaret will sign her opinion and return to Miss Annie for review."

    That is to say, before each document is completed, Annie will process it once, then Magaret will attach his own comments, and finally let Annie decide to go back and forth at least twice.

    This is a hand-to-hand teaching. I sighed silently. It seems that Magaret is really trying to do it. Only then can I use the cramming teaching to let Annie grow up to be able to deal with administrative affairs independently.

    "Your Executive Yuan, that is how to handle the affair, all the documents are signed by Magaret in person?" Can a person get all the government affairs? ”

    I got the answer that the other party took for granted. Looking at this incredible file mountain, I couldn't help but scream. Liu Huang Mountain City has a total population of nearly three million. Just think about it, it is an astronomical number of government affairs, one by one? I understand why Magaret has always been a simple one, and fortunately, Magaret is a race immortal who basically does not need to sleep, but …..

    "This kind of government affairs is too primitive. In general, with the ancient kings, judgments are made only by wisdom and knowledge. The immortal who can't sleep forever and sensible may do it, human words….."

    With so many documents, it is only one or two days to do it. If it is handed over to the City Lord in the future, I am afraid that she has basically no free time.

    My Quest was to train a qualified lord, not a madman who was overwhelmed by the government. So, with a cough, I informed the Intern City Lord of my arrival.

    "Annie, do you know what is the essence of administration?"

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    What is the essence of administration? Let everyone live and work in peace? Let the so-called utopian idea become a reality? Let all races coexist peacefully?

    No, no, not so complicated, the administration can only operate within the established framework, what is ideal, and it cannot be done by administrative means alone.

    But the administration is not so simple. The lack of administrative agencies in the city will directly make the whole city paralyzed. The excessively low administrative efficiency will lead to extreme dissatisfaction among the citizens. He is indeed an indispensable existence in any town.

    "As a City Lord, I…..I will try to make everyone have a good time. ”

    "I don't think so much about my small head. I just ask you what the essence of the administration is. Forget it. I will tell you directly. Just, you need to rest."

    Pulling the little girl and sitting on the side, signaling the assistant to have a cup of tea.

    The little girl's face is a little languid, the flaming hair color is less shiny, the whole person looks lack of spirit, and my eyes are a little dodging, it seems that I am worried that I will blame her.

    Shaking my head, I have already guessed what happened. Magaret is an acute sub-perfectist. She always assigns Quest to her under her own abilities.

    "I can do why you can't", "Don't tell me why, and if the assumptions are meaningless" these words are her mantra, but in fact she is known as the sage of the activity library, Still immortal, always immortal, where Normal can keep up with her progress…..

    Can be accepted as a disciple by Adam, Annie's martial arts talent and physical condition are excellent, but the intelligence aspect…For pure warriors, Intelligence is the most useless attribute. Adam's intelligence is only 9 points. (Intelligence is the main attribute of Mage, which is related to understanding ability and thinking speed. Normal is 10 points. The basic attributes of this book are all It is very difficult to improve), it is not very happy. In my system, Annie's Intelligence has 11 points, which is already much stronger than her stupid righteous father, but if Magaret's 26-point Intelligence standard is used to develop the teaching Quest…Not to mention 26 o'clock, the learning requirements for the half-bend, 13-point Intelligence let her die.

    Inexplicable, I seem to know why the last Executive Yuan became her one-person institution. If she is not good, she can't stand the "Intelligence low" and "slow-handed" men, do all the work themselves, and finally get used to it. Just don't let other people intervene.

    This kind of person lost in the ancient times is the so-called sage king, but when they hang up, the next successor will be very difficult. After all, you can’t expect the son and grandson of the sage to be sleepless and intelligent. Let's go.

    "Oh, it’s not an immortal, it’s not exhausting her. Annie, Magaret is sure to train you, don't worry, her teaching methods are too unreliable. When Eliza and Kale were almost killed by her, they are also Mage. ”

    It was said that the girl began to choke, but she shook her head hard.

    "Magaret's sister didn't train me, she was just disappointed, Annie was useless, and Annie was useless. Annie is not confident to be a good City Lord. ”

    The girl's tears ticking down, it seems, Magaret's disappointing cold eyes, then shook his head and left silently, hurting her.

    This silent silence, this disappointment from the bottom of my heart, makes the other party uncomfortable than any sharp irony, and makes the other side doubt their ability and Intelligence…

    Why do I know so clearly? When the progress of the previous study was not ideal, Eliza was not so depressed, but also secretly took me out of anger….Although it is indeed my first use of this trick to hurt Magaret. Hey, who told her that chess is so bad, her thoughts are so rigid, and she can’t do it.

    Ok, I have to ring the bell to solve the bell. I also know that it is Magaret. I must have Annie to see Annie today. It must be that she subconsciously used this trick to cry Annie, but she didn’t know how to end it.

    "Hah, don't cry, come, let uncle bone come to teach you. In fact, Magaret's own practices are all wrong. It is normal for you to learn. It is really troublesome to learn. ”

    Annie’s eyes widened and his eyes were puzzled.

    "Administrative, in fact, not so mysterious, his essence is to solve the problem. Yes, administration is the means to solve troubles and problems. ”

    Yes, administration is the act of solving problems. The Executive Yuan is the institution dedicated to solving problems.

    "This work is not within our scope of function, please refer it to the higher authorities."= "Brother, this is a big problem, we can't make it, you talk to our boss."

    "The program should indeed be implemented, but the costs involved are too high, the existing conditions cannot be completed, and the implementation is suspended."= "Brother, sorry, you said very well, we also want to do it. But the financial treasury has no money, let's put it first. ”

    "We can understand your difficulties, but this work involves personal privacy. Our department is not suitable for intervention. Please make your own resolution."= "Stupid goods, don't waste our manpower, such a small thing, get it yourself."

    The so-called complexity and sacredness of doing things, the administrative goal is to solve the problems and troubles that must arise constantly in life and development, so that most people's lives are stable and normal…I have compiled the "Art of speech, hand to teach you how to deal with complaints, resolve contradictions (also known as officials, cavity slang manual)" Big praise, indeed greatly enhance the administrative capacity of our judicial organs, visiting citizens are issued "although do not understand, but sound very strong, their opinions seem to be respected" lament, But the hangover is that a lot of people look at my eyes is quite strange, even someone while listening to me, while looking through the manual I made up …

    "Actually, you all underestimated the idiot of Adam's Intelligence Nine. In fact, in my eyes, he is a very Superior City Lord."

    Wen Yan, Annie raised her head in horror, her face is incredible, these days, she has heard countless complaints about adoptive father.

    ButEveryone said that if you have Magaret's sister to help, he can be a good City Lord. If he can take more responsibility, everyone will be relaxed and life will be even more…"

    "The Liu Huang Mountain City is not far from the finished egg. Yes, he relied on Magaret to get most of the government, but if Magaret is not there, he can also grab other people to fix it, although the efficiency may be low. His greatest strength is that he knows how to make good use of it, then trusts the other party, and gives it to the other party, regardless of it, and does not add to it. ”

    "You are the City Lord, not the president of the Executive Yuan. All you need is to find someone who can solve the problem, and then throw all the troubles to him, instead of carrying it yourself."

    Annie is still going to say something, but it was interrupted by me.

    "Look, he handed me the judiciary, handed the Executive Yuan to Magaret, and threw the cumbersome people's livelihood issues to the parliament. In any case, at least the city is now the fastest growing underground world, and the victory. People do not need to be blamed. Moreover, the City Lord also has the responsibility of the City Lord, which is much more important than these boring government affairs. ”

    “The duties of the City Lord?”

    Yeah. Why do you think Adam is very busy every day, but the public still respects him very much because he fulfills his most important role as the City Lord. ”

    “The duties of the City Lord?”Savour the word, remember the act of raising his father's usual day, and suddenly, the sparkling sparks in the eyes, the girl renewed her brilliance.

    "Protect everyone? Can you live in peace in this chaotic underground world? ”

    I nodded and smiled.

    "Yes, sheltering everyone, guiding the future direction for everyone, and letting everyone have good expectations for the future, is the responsibility of the City Lord. As for the trivial things, find a few guys with good heads and throw them at them. . If they get rid of it, they will be replaced and replaced. There will always be a suitable one. ”

    "In this chaotic dungeon world, force is a must. In this respect, you should be very talented, Liu Huang Mountain City, no, I am afraid it is the youngest prospective Legend in the entire underground city."

    Wen Yan, it seems that I finally found my strengths, Annie nodded hard, in my eyes, like a cute puppy that finally satisfied his strengths.

    “My father said that I was one step away from Legend. As long as I accepted the last phoenix heart, I could go directly to the Legend intermediate rank and then enter the sanctuary within thirty years.”

    "Hey. This speed is really outrageous. ”Even me, I was scared by this amazing speed. The average age of normal Legend is over 100 years old, and Annie is less than 20 years old. When I first popularized the Sanctuary, I was over 100 years old. "However, I can laugh so cheerfully, I am afraid, she still does not know what the heart of the Phoenix is. ”

    Shaking his head, this is their family business, I have no more words, I have to say that I should not say that, now, my goal is only to complete the main line Quest, to cultivate Annie into a good City Lord ….. .

    "Well, after two days, you and I will go underground to the covenant. On the way, I will teach you another part of the City Lord's responsibilities, "How to get more benefits in the diplomatic process." City, I am afraid, can only teach you how to come hard."

    "In any case, this time is to go to a strong demonstration. You have a lot of opportunities to shoot along the way, and strive to enter Legend directly in the battle. This time, Xiao Hong will go along with me. I will bring the most chaotic in the city, Beyar brothers, Eaglestorm, and my life treasures. You will be responsible for the strong demonstrations on the bright side. Let me come, let us come. Let's turn the underground city covenant together for a day and play it big. ”

    "Adam's Soul Imprint is the eternal phoenix. He is the best at fighting. As long as he can't kill him in one breath, he will absorb the damage, keep getting stronger and stronger, and finally burst into one breath. But although it is a heritage, but I think you may not be suitable for his path, I think that you should be very suitable for the overall suppression of the fighting style, which requires practical training, you will try to find a fight in the underground covenant. ”

    Sure enough, it’s still little girl temperament. In the face of annoying government affairs, I can only cry and mourn my face. It’s the scalp. When I talk about what I like, I’ll be alive and kicking, and I’m going to be happy….

    Government affairs Simple, isn't it a solution? Find a few small businessmen who will manage their finances and let them manage their accounts. Well, just be a newly established department of the Executive Yuan…..Just call the Finance Department. ”

    “Municipal construction is looking for masonry and construction traders, but it is necessary to strip off their own interests first. Right, let’s call the Construction Division.”

    "Don't learn Magaret's set, it's too tired. You put the shelf up, and then you can choose it. If you can't change it, you can do it. In order to protect the city in the future, you have to put most of your energy into the practice. Oh, I really want to hear the Legend of the new generation of Red Lotus Hero. ”

    "Don't worry, you can be much stronger than that idiot. Adam of that year is no more use than you. He, stupid, is the first time to deal with other people's housework disputes, actually himself…"

    Slowly, the emotions changed repeatedly and Annie, who had not slept for two nights, was tired to the limit. She listened and listened directly to my sleep.

    Looking at the girl with a whisper on her knees and falling asleep, I couldn't help but think of the past.

    "Human, it's a magical life. Yesterday, I still have a naughty kid with a clear nose. Today, in a blink of an eye, I am an adult."

    At the time, when Adam brought back Annie, she was only a little bit small. Today, she is about to be an adult, and she plans to take on the responsibility of her elders.

    Looking at the dark circles under Annie's eyes, I couldn't help but resent the Magaret.

    "Really, it’s so strict for the fool Adam, it’s so strict for Annie. Adam is also, the heart of the phoenix, the heart of the phoenix, such a heavy burden, are you sure that she can accept it after she knows the truth? ”

    "uncle bone, Magaret sister, father…"Suddenly, the sleeping girl silently shed tears, but called out our name.

“….."Oh, nooo!" Don't leave Annie! Annie will be embarrassed. ”

    With a nightmare of crying, let me stretch out and wipe the tears of my hand…

    I have never said that I have to leave, Magaret and Adam will not promote the death of City Lord…..But it seems that we have all looked down on this girl who looks awkward and informal.

    For a long while, I continued, carefully wiping off her tears with her sleeves and stroking her hair.

    The whisper of apologetic whisper, I can't hear it myself.

    "Sorry, little Annie, adults are very selfish…We are all a group of selfish Bastard. ”

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    But I don't know, there are two people in the City Lord House who say the same thing to me.

    "I knew that letting Roland come to solve the problem. Don't blame yourself, Magaret, Little Annie is actually much stronger than you and I imagine. ”

“……”

“……Don't cry, Magaret, this is not like you, if you can't bear it, you can still stay. ”

    Yes, the girl who was sobbing in the corner at the moment, accidentally hurt Annie, but asked me to help, and then worried too much, but also violated the principle of eavesdropping, the sage Magaret who is always calm and ice… …

    When I heard the cool words of this heartless man, Magaret with tears in his eyes was full of anger.

    "You still can't die! That won't be solved! You are this selfish Bastard! ”If the eyes can kill, Adam is probably already wearing a heart.

“……Yes, who told us that we are all selfish adults. I am sorry for the little Annie, and…..Oh, don't worry too early. ”

    "You are laughing? you are….."

    "Don't worry, how can I be Annie's father, what she wants most, what she needs most, how can I not know, huh, rest assured, I have made arrangements, and finally, it is definitely a comedy ending, big comedy. ."

    "I will trust you again, the last time!! You are this selfish Bastard! ”This is the roar of the image of the sage who is gnashing his teeth.

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    PSAs Adam said, squirrels like joy, don’t write tragedies.