The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

    It’s quite late to come out of the City Lord, but I really don’t want to go back to the detention center.

    Detention center? Yes, Lich Roland was still being detained by the detention center because of the big riot that was created, but it was just sneaking out.

    Although planning a large-scale streaking does not violate any law, it is really impossible to talk about crimes. However, it is absolutely necessary to make a three-and-five-day introspection and let them reflect on imprisonment.

    I now summoned a cockroach, put the usual decorations and clothes on him, and left a mana, pretending to be a fake Lich, but my body slipped out. If it is a weekday, in order not to be discovered, it is really necessary to hurry. Slip back.

    After all, the Dark Elfs are very sensitive to mana, and they will wear them when they are inspected, but now they don't have time to manage the sly Lich in the corner.

    Reason That's because they are very busy, super busy…..That’s what I’m going to do, the engineering banned month.

    From the perspective of purifying Liu Huang Mountain City, the banning action was perfect. After the damn gnomes and Gnome live bombs were thrown into the detention center, the crime rate and alarm rate of the entire Liu Huang Mountain City dropped by more than 3%. It was a night that did not explode together.

    But when the Town Security knights enjoyed a good night's sleep, they found that this was the beginning of a nightmare.

    More trouble than a trouble is that several troubles are accumulated together. When many engineering masters are united in the detention center, when the banner of the first Liu Huang Mountain City Engineering Exchange Conference is played, it is a well-informed person. And I was shocked with my friends.

    The Gnome engineering masters exchanged experiences of exploding and exploding. The gnomes exchanged various new ideas and new methods. Well, mainly, they all died in various ways. Even when they were searched for cleanliness, they were extremely In boring, the gnomes and Gnome even discuss the products of two types of engineering fusion in the quarrel…..

    Originally, I was quite interested in igniting on one side….."We can make a mountain-sized Gnome shredder, and a chainsaw can cut down High Elf's war tree? No way Will it be overweight? Children, why are you so unimaginative, you have forgotten that there are more than one master here, as long as you use the dwarf's electronic catheter and decompression spring, not only will not be overweight, it should not explode too fast"

    "We can make a giant mechanical fire-breathing dragon and then paint the corners of the head in red, so there is three times the speed."

    "We can make a bite airship with a constantly rotating head and use it to drill holes into the ground, so that you don't have to pay for the underground city that holds the ground access."

    But very quickly, I found out that the situation is wrong. The group's action is really strong. When I mentioned the fusion technology and the new research topic, I was so happy that I started to work directly.

    "There is no source of fire? My heel is a lighter, and there is a spark when the flint hits the ground. ”

    "No parts? Oh, my brother Yingou is still a part-time flame big Mage, what a few irons to do. ”

    "No gunpowder? Oh, I am the master of the Gnome Alchemy and Gnome projects. Come and pick up the soap…..No, I am not based, I just want soap and your animal fat in the lunch to make raw materials, see me hand-refined nitrate.ChangeGlycerine This is my unique skill in studying in the North of the Seas. Since I mastered this secret recipe, my mother no longer has to worry about my nitrate.ChangeThe glycerin propeller has no fuel. ”

    “Without fuses, catalysts and clockwork? Waiting for me to undress…..Hello, I am not a foundation. You see, this dress is soaked in liquid black soot, and you can detonate it by tearing the cloth. (The Gnome next to him looks at him with reverence, which means 'you are Gnome research spirit. The model, you dare to wear such a thing'). This set of buttons is the most basic tool set. The wrenches, screwdrivers, and vise are all there. Want? Not for sale, this is the birthday gift that the smart Lich gave me, our precious friendship symbol! ! …..If you want to buy too, it is not impossible, at least 30,000 gold coins are sold! ”

    Proudly touched his hairless chin, Jinya Beyar, who was covered in green, smiled at me and gave a thumbs up.

    Looking at the Beyar brothers who thought they were the best technology and faintly became the leader of the crowd, watching them smash the iron parts, take soap, and animal fat to extract the explosives, my annoyed intestines are green, um, if I have intestines.

“…..I swear, when I go out, I must find a reason to throw them into jail. Crime If there are no accidents, let them go all the way, and then they will have it. ”

    Well, the detention center built for the public tax will not be bombed, but more importantly, I don't want to fly to heaven. So, I did not hesitate to call for support.

    “Eliza, go to the Town Security headquarters and report that the Gnomes at the detention center are making big bombs that can blow up the entire city!”

    Well, the rest is very simple, the Town Security rushed to meet with the guards of the detention center, and smashed the group of lawless masters…

    But this is only a start.Once the fire of truth is ignited, it will never go out – Gnome engineering master Jinya Beyar.

    Their communication and cooperation only went from the ground to the ground, and all kinds of engineering drawings were like flying underground intelligence joints. One eye can transmit intelligence…

    Moreover, the idea of ​​Liu Huang Mountain City's master project of cooperation with the project did not know who was sent by the communication tools, and then there were constantly outside engineering masters to take the initiative to seek to join the "grand event", but also brought in as an admission fee Cherish the parts.

    The result was that the guards turned and they began to work as a pawn, and the guards stared at them, and they whispered to the sky.

    In desperation, only all the Town Security is in place, one staring at one, and guarding against it. Naturally, the other prisoners are relaxed. I also used this opportunity to sneak out to see Annie.

    Cough, memories are over. Today's detention center is like a crater. It can be overturned at any time. Well, literally, it is a day of trouble. Perhaps the word "explosive" is appropriate.

    The gentleman does not stand under the dangerous wall. What's more, I never think that I am a gentleman who abides by morality, and I will not take the initiative to enjoy the explosion.

    "So, wait until they play off the explosion, go find a place to spend some time, um, go see Xiao Hong."

    What surprised me was that through contact, she learned from her men that she was not at home.

    "Oh, she is the biggest loss in her life, and it must be mad." Now, if you are not looking for someone to fight, there is only one place left! ”

    Sure enough, when I arrived at the biggest tavern rose in the Central District, I just approached the small room we used to go, and the familiar voice came from inside.

    "Roland, come and drink with me!"

    "Why, is it that a person becomes a human form to drink?" The wine is not good for the wound. ”

    Yes, and human does not.The good girl is almost the same, Xiao Hong, who is in the same period of rebellion, the biggest hobby is drinking and fighting. Now there is no suitable opponent to fight, naturally I can only find a place to drink.

    "Hey, that's your fragile human. You need to avoid it. For me, drink some wine, just stop the pain and sleep well."

    Open the curtain, the one who holds the barrel directly in front of the wine, or the dwarf's high number of spirits, but a beautiful woman with dark hair and embroidered eyebrows.

    The long black hair is silky and silky. The crescent eyebrows add some women's exquisiteness, and the body is extremely high. The tight leather coat makes the perfect figure undoubted. The slender arm is white and snowy, the eyebrows are clear, the shallots are with the fingertips. It’s bloody, just look at the appearance, and there’s a bit of a book that makes everyone feel good.

    Now the left eye is wearing a blindfold, and the body is covered with a lot of gauze. The smell of medicinal liquor is also on the body, which makes it feel more weak.

    But as long as she blinks, no one will regard it as a weak woman, the wildness of the beast, no, it should be said that the predator at the top of the food chain looks at the food, which will make the weak feel the danger of life, fear and trembling .

    Why, very disappointed? I think that the Red Dragon sister will become a cute red little loli? Too naive, Great Dragon turned to like a little girl? A typical habitual prejudice in a typical knight novel.

    Why? In the wilderness, a little girl suddenly slammed down by force, and the ground was full of mud, but she was gorgeous and spotless.It’s a fool who knows that there is a problem.

    Cough, in the past, this dragon sister really saw more knight novels, and planned to mix into our adventure group to come to an Epic-level adventure, but unfortunately, it was recognized by us at the beginning.

    However, we are more than happy to have a strong hitter and mascot, how can we break it, but try to be stupid, and raise our arms to warmly welcome the new Legend young.Female Berseker and Mage ”.

    Finally, because of an accident revealing the truth, but facing a face that we obviously knew early, she did ask her, what happened to her disguise, but that answer became her lifelong shame and super black. history.

    "Strength needs time to accumulate. It seems that Legend, who is around ten years old, is the most likely answer after eliminating several possibilities. Others who are most likely to do this should be Dragon Clan. ”This is the Magaret explained by cold-faced. At that time, she was still a normal human Mage with a knife and a tofu. It was still very scrupulous about Xiao Hong's face.

    "Equipment and weapons, you can't buy a small city after you've got a spider's silk skirt."Considering the gentle character and the Gentleman grace that Holy Knight should show, in this case, she should be afraid of her face. I racked my brains and tried to find a less obvious flaw, laughing.

    “Double Xiao Hong, when I first met, you killed our ration for a week. We need to hunt and supplement food. Do you think humans can eat so much? Oh, it hurts me to lose weight for one night. ”Ok, thief Liza.Grant was so worried about the hungry stomach that day.

    "Haha, you fools, I didn’t know it until so late. I knew it at first sight. At that time, Xiao Hong was not reading a book. The popular knight novel "The Dragon Princess from the Stars" is not a story about the dragon becoming a little girl, but also a story about human love? Such obvious flaws have not been seen. Haha, always saying that people are stupid, I think you are stupid…….Ah ah ah

    这是Well, it was indeed the idiot Adam. Later, it took us a long time to find Xiao Hong, who was angered by Xiao Hong, who flew a few kilometers to the fool, and fortunately he was an excellent meat shield. The real Xiao Hong lived in front of him.

    Well, at this point, that lovely little Lori Princess disappeared, replaced by this mature version of the Dragon sister, but, in fact, this is also very suitable for her character, therefore, although Dragon Clan can adjust their own behind the race and age (metamorphosis can choose to change the elf, the person, But the appearance will not change), she has been using this appearance.

    As for the red dress, it is true. After the general dragon turned out, he often likes to wear clothes with similar skin color. Xiao Hong really likes red, but the problem is…

    Adam is also a red man, and that screaming is always stupid. If you wear the same clothes as him, wouldn’t it be used as a companion? No one wants to be treated like a fool….Xiao Hong of that year said so, it is definitely not my deliberate ambiguity.

    "What are you doing in Qianlong, come over and help me barbecue? I remember that you were the best barbecue in our group. Let me see if your craft has regressed."

    "You still remember."

    Yes, I know that I was the Holy Knight captain Rolo of that year. On the bright side, Xiao Hong, Ancient Red Dragon Ein Mezus.

    The Great Dragon of the Golden Race The way and angle of seeing people is completely different from the mortal. In the face of the dragons who see the soul, it is impossible to marry her from the beginning.

    It’s just that our relationship is a companion, it’s better to say that it’s an accomplice….There are some things that don’t pretend to be stupid. It’s far worse than saying that everyone is broken.

    Now, while I am roasting, I have just sprinkled with the secret spices (mainly a mixture of cumin and paprika, and also a casting method for smoke-based spells). Before I have time to brush the oil, she takes it away and takes it twice. Eaten with pleasure.

    "This time, let you be wronged, I will help you find the way back."

    Xiao Hong was indeed wronged this time. If it was not for some reason, she would not lose it this time, and she would not even be injured.

    I thought it was hard to accept the loss? Where is the most troublesome place for Dragon Clan? Strong melee ability, excellent magic? No, they are the most difficult to deal with, there are wings! Flying.

    Dragon Clan is born to be the chong of the sky. Their flying skills are excellent. The dragon can use magic to help the floating, and the adult dragon can fly freely. For the Ancient Dragon like Xiao Hong, flying and breathing are naturally relaxed. You can even fly freely in the sky without violating physical rules without wings.

    Dragon Clan's habit of opposing the enemy means that he suddenly falls from the cloud, unable to react to the dragon's breath and the magical blow, and then pulls up before the counterattack comes and grows out.

    Although this kind of tactics sounds shameless, it is extremely difficult to deal with. If you want Slaying Dragon, please let the dragon fall first. Therefore, even the super empire will not arbitrarily offend Dragon Clan. After all, no one wants their capital to be separated by two. A fire broke out in a day, but no one could find a murderer.

    Dragon Clan's high mobility is the most difficult for them to deal with. 90% of the Slaying Dragon is because the dragon is stuck in his own nest or falls into a trap. The dragon Clan in the wild is just playing, and absolutely escapes. Looking back at you for revenge, it is extremely difficult to deal with.

    This time, Xiao Hong was so hurt, just because she was behind Adam and Magaret, she couldn't move at all, she could only live as a target.

    Being used as a fixed target, such a serious injury naturally makes Xiao Hong, who is proud of his heart, full of grievances and unhappiness.

    I heard that I was going to find her back for the scene. Xiao Hong first had a meal, then picked up the wooden barrel and poured it into the mouth.

    "*Coughing*…"

    But drinking too fast, this stupid dragon accidentally picked himself up, I quickly helped her to take a break.

“……No, my field will find it myself, Molly, I will find her personally, you should not intervene. ”

    I shook my head and knew that she was not convinced. This is the answer. However, Xiao Hong’s individual strength is indeed vaguely above Dragon Empress Molly. Otherwise, the old guy has come to the door to clean up the portal. After all, Xiao Hong is a minority that can really threaten her Dragon Empress throne.

    "Let's go back to the game together, this time my loss is not small."

    As expected, when I talked about my travel and trouble-making plan, I was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and Xiao Hong, who just wanted to find a place to vent, was pleased to promise.

    Just finished, and looked at me with a lot of fun.

    “Is Liza still okay?”

“……What are you jabbering about? Oh, Eliza? Still as the past, the poisonous tongue is yin, and who is not good at learning, but learning Magaret, it is more and more difficult to deal with, and I was caught in the detention center two days ago. When she came back, it was the wrong choice. ”

    "Don't be stupid, you know that my dragon is looking directly at the soul. Eliza is Liza, the last member of our adventure group, when that goal became the thief of the millionaires, Adam's stupid crushed Liza for half a lifetime.Grant Hehe, Eliza (Eliza), is the prefix E in front of Liza (Liza). This simple letter game is estimated to be a fool of Adam. ”

“……When did you see it? ”

    "From the time you brought back the half Demon girl, it was the beginning. Hey, you are not much stronger than me. The camouflage is not a lot of flaws. However, you are really amazing, I remember Liza is dead, even the soul is rooted in….Wait, half Demon, you won't go to the river of the dead to get her back? ”

    "Yes, as human Liza is dead, now Eliza is a new life and soul. It can be said that Eliza is Liza, not Liza. ”

    Looking at Xiao Hong, who is full of interest, I look bitter. It seems that there are some things in the past, when it is time to have an account.