The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

    Clint is the City Lord son of Black Iron City, but since Black Iron City and the four surrounding underground cities are in a state of war all year round, he is at least half of the time on the battlefield every year, saying that it is the City Lord prince, it is better to say that it is a professional soldier.

    It is just a normal Human, and the gray height of more than two meters covers everything. Only the strange bird helmet can only see two bright eyes.

    Even if he was appointed by his father, he came to the place where there was no place to fight, and he still took his own armed forces without hesitation. The gold that never leaves is only the basic configuration, the three behind it. The long swords and the double swords and the dwarf muskets in the waist are in their most convenient position.

    The little prince who has escaped from the battlefield dozens of times has been used to being in a state of readiness forever.

    "Prince Clint, in fact, you don't need to be so warned at all. There is no need for your attendants to pose a battle. This is Weitan, the platinum city of gold everywhere. There is no endless war like your hometown."

    The accompanying Gnome businessman Xiros had some helplessness. He had already regretted that he had coveted the commission fee and easily accepted the commission of the Prince Clint to visit the covenant. He was already fed up with the prince’s allergic nervousness and war. Syndrome.

    It’s no wonder that Xi Luosi’s stomach is uncomfortable. It’s enough to bury a Gnome mine in the camp. As for the bucket-type bombing in the camp, well, so you are safe, but you are in your own bed. Put a dummy and sleep in the tree what it means.

    Every morning when the caravan leaves, it takes half an hour to find out, and it’s hard to find out, and be careful not to get hurt by the trap.

    "Sleeping, the sentinel of the night is kind enough to help you cover a blanket, and you will almost be cut off by you. You are too nervous. I know that your hometown is not stable, but when you get here, you can feel at ease. There is no war here. !"

    For a long while, the canned steel sticked out of the index finger, swayed in the air, and then placed it on the mouth.

“……The smell of smoke, lying down! ! ”

    Then, the steel giant fell to the ground so directly, and his followers immediately fell down at the same time.

    YouYou are safe here…"Gnome's screams are still in his ear, and two red-red brilliances whizzing past them. The deadly heat waves almost evaporate directly, and then the fire begins to extend, not far from the buildings, completely Turned into a sea of ​​fire.

    "Dragons!! It should be an adult Red Dragon, ready for combat! ”

    Clint immediately took action with his entourage, began laying temporary positions, built shelters with carry-on luggage, and assembled dragon guns…Just entering Weitan City, I have enjoyed such treatment, and Gnome has been completely dumbfounded.

    At this moment, it is not the time to stand up and worry. The next moment, two Red Dragons whizzing past, have already indicated that they are involved in a terrible war.

    Then, it was a deadly black brilliance that cut through the sky. One of the Red Dragons was not smashed, and it was covered with smoke, and it was sprinkled with the rain of Dragon Blood.knocking them down.

    "Boom!"

    The minced meat and Dragon Blood are directly in front of you, and the Gnome businessman with his hands low and his head can no longer tell that it is a safe zone.

    Immediately, another Red Dragon seemed to see a terrible nightmare, directly fleeing away, but the red light beam, which is almost the same as the black light, directly penetrated its head, blood spattered, and the headless dragon was turned into a dead body. The meteor falls.

    Ah ah ah

    Silos’s screams shouted and he was slammed back by a steel hand, and Clint, trembled at the sea of ​​fire, was not his fear, but the keenly aware weaker facing the upper hunter. A natural sense of warning.

    In the sea of ​​fire that the dragons made, a slow-moving behemoth marched slowly, noisy, trying to stop his Beastfolk soldiers from being as small as an ant in front of him.

    It is more than 30 meters high, and the eight huge bones of the hoof, such as the reinforced iron tower, are generally heavy and heavy, and each time it travels, it will drive the earthquake in the surrounding houses.

    The scorpion giant beast has three heads, all of which are bone scorpions, a giant skull, a sheep head Demon, a Bone Dragon, and a head of Demon's head surrounded by black light. The flames of Bone Dragon's mouth are still lingering, but now The giant's head seems to have ended his long humming, and it is his turn to perform.

    "The polar storm, the giant icefield."

    Under the curse of the Frost Giant, the snow falls, the earth freezes, and the vast ice sheet goes to reality. The Frost Giant’s legendary home is summoned here, but Beastfolk is too weak compared to the Frost Giant’s ignoring the extremely frozen body. A large area without any resistance, freezing and dying.

    "Demonic Bone Beast Crimspur, the world's most dangerous sacral deformity, the sixth executive of the Xiluo Empire!! Why is it here! ! ”

    This extremely fierce battle form is the best business card of the Undead Lord.

    It seems that the movement is slow, but in fact it is the illusion that the volume is too large. After a few seconds, the three-headed Demon has come to the front, and the giant’s head even swept them, but looked at the guarded Clint and his guard. However, he only sneaked his chin and did not stop.

    "Boom!""Boom!"In the sound of explosions and earthquakes, Crimspur moved on to the next goal.

“…..Was ignored. ”

    "It was let go!! Come on!

    In the distance is the sound of the Beastfolk catapult blasting. This one-man war against a legion continues. No one wants to be indiscriminately used as cannon fodder. Silos has pulled Clint to escape.

    After more than ten minutes, everyone in the Black Iron City who had successfully escaped gasped in the street, and the old Gnome had already figured out the ins and outs of things.

    "His Royal Highness, it seems that there are still three weeks, the legendary Yongye Scepter will be auctioned here, so the undead monarch of the surface will snatch it. Oh, we are really bad luck, but rest assured, we just entered the East Gate, the territory of the Beastmaster, and now the scepter is in his hands, so we will be caught in trouble. The rest of the city of Vitan is safe and you can rest assured. ”

    Clint looked at Gnome silently, then pointed to the back of it, where a group of beasts were whizzing past, and there were countless passers-by along the way, picking up countless vendors.

    On the head of the rhinoceros, it was a Dracon hunter, and behind him, there were countless chasers.

    "Bastard, actually opened all the animals in the zoo and the Druid territory, you eat too much!"

    "What is your own old vet, come back with my Pet!! confidence man

“…..Xiaoxue, don't be sad, I know that your husband is very sad. You see, I am not very strong, and it is like your husband? Accept me as your head wolf, I will treat your sisters well…"The expressions and movements of this dig wall are extremely real and quite touching, but the object of his speech is only the female wolf, he wants to take over.The palace is a wolf…

    The stunned Gnome came back to God for a long time, wiped the sweat from his head and said.

    "Oh, then there are a few swindlers, our luck is really bad, but most of the city is safe."

    Clint shook his head, but pointed to the other side.

    Where, a group of villains are surrounding two Elf girls, seemingly intending to do something. In the chaotic underground world, there are so many things. The old Roth shook his head, did not intend to control, and did not have the power to manage.

    "It's a pity that these two should be the aristocratic lady who sneaked away from home. It's a beautiful thing that I have never seen before, but it's a pity."

    But the next moment, it seems that Clint's strength is not bad, it should be able to save people, the old Gnome looked at the past with the hope, but the other party shook his head.

“…..There are too many people, traps, and bait are men. ”

    The stunned Silos looked back and the trap had reached the moment of closing the net. A group of Dark Elf horse knights suddenly burst out of the corner.

    “Incantation of Law: Judgement ”

    “Incantation of Law: Judgement ”

    Immediately, fishing.The result of law enforcement is a big red, but the goal of Knight of Justice is the hottest one. They must be carrying other evils in addition to their intentions.

    GGreat harvest, I said that it is a good idea to let Krose and Victoria be bait. Look, you are all wearing a dance dress, and you can catch seven or eight in a circle. They don’t wear makeup, don’t wink, just go shopping with their heads down. It is three or four hundred. You see, those who are well-dressed, but red, are definitely high-level liar and villains. ”

    "This place is really bad, Public Security is everywhere, Bastard is everywhere…The sinner in front gave me a stop, you are red and purple and dare to slip, count to three to give the old lady to stand, otherwise the old lady will marry you, 1…….Still dare to run, see my broken shoes, oh, wrong, broken evil, and wrong…..Sin-Splitting Strike ! ! ”

    "Oh, to be honest, it’s really sad to lose to a man than a female Charm, but I lost to the first beauty of the law, Krose and Victoria. I am not sad at all. You have seen women who are more beautiful and more feminine than them. ? By the way, this is definitely the most record of the arrest, who is the least record? Say everyone is happy together. ”

    "Yawen deputy team, 1 team, Diana captain, 0. It is worthy of our big sister, masculine. Those who are small are afraid to lean on the side. ”

“……Oh, it’s really terrible. There are sixteen Momo. The big sister is always scary, and with the Legend deterrent and Epic weapons, this is normal. The worst thing is the second sister. It’s like a man. It’s a bit like a man. It’s no wonder that it’s called “Knife and My Friends.” It’s an alternative saying that even the pursuer doesn’t have it. Right, this joke is good, go back and say Let's listen, it's better to be happy than to be happy. ”

    "Momo …..The Yawen deputy team is behind you. ”

    "Ali, you pit me again!! Second sister, am I not kidding? Smile one, laugh one. What do you do with the knife! ”

    Looking at the female knights who are flashing with silver, the old Gnome is scared enough. This is the power of the Order. Is it true that the evil Dark Elf will also come out of the Holy Knight, but the Holy Light should be golden? This is too subversive.

    But obviously, these knights are different from the general Holy Knight. They actually ignore the Demon's Descendant and Necromancer on the roadside. This is the dead enemy of the Normal Holy Knight once they meet.

    This time, the old Gnome can only whisper to himself.

    "The change is too fast. It seems that a lot of new residents are coming, but at least Gnome are still normal."

    This time, Clint only pointed to one side, where, the gnomes and Gnomes were working together to debug a rocket car with a huge rocket propeller attached to it. This harmonious scene, in the eyes of Silox, is like a blue sky.

    "What a joke!! Gnome actually works with the leprosy dwarf, and the Gnome traitors let the old Roths look good to you. ”

    But he was going to be provocative, but he was dragged by his companion…Fortunately, the rocket car just started, and began to drift, drifting from the heads of the people, directly turned into a comet, and flew directly to the top of the rock.

    Then, a loud bang of "啪" turned into a fireworks.

“…..It’s all that the stupid cow is too heavy, which leads us to overpower the horsepower, but instead flies up. We need lightweight test pieces, forehead, no, driver. ”

    "Lowe, this time. Shouldn't you show your Gnome sacrifice for the development of engineering? "

    “I survived to be the biggest contribution to the Gnome project…..Where can I find a silly Gnome? Oh oh, this friend. Are you interested in the Gnome Rocket? ”

    Obviously, if he nods at this time, Silos will be a businessman for 30 years.

    It’s hard to get rid of the tough Gnome engineers. The old Roth’s face is full of tiredness, sitting on the steps and smoking a dry smoke.

    "This world is changing too fast. If you don't do well, wait for a group of neuropathic undressing and streaking…."

    Eaglestorm and his people ran past everyone's eyes. They quietly came and walked quietly. They gently waved their hands and made an exclaimed audience. They didn't take a cloud, leaving no one…..They have nothing to wear, what can they leave? .

    Old Gnome blinked and some dementia.

    "Unbelievable, what to say. Can we still meet the consul of the undead empire? ”

    Not far away, the hooves suddenly sounded…

    "A'Dang, do you have any feelings, we have been looking for a week, is the emperor really in this city?"

    "Abba is there, A'Dang is sure!"

    Two undead consuls are riding on the road…

    "Black eyes, white eyes, is the Queen of Bone Dragon!!! Wait, it’s Titan passing in front of me, and I won’t be surprised….”

    PaAfter the loud noise, the tea stall in front of him turned into a flat land, and a huge metal Titan whizzed past everyone. Behind the big robot, the huge "Roland Titan" was shining.

    "I …

    Just shut up.This time, even the indifferent Clint can't stand the old Gnome's crow mouth…

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    "For those who are in trouble, most of the eyeliners have been attracted. Our private communication with other underground City Lords is very smooth. There are already 27 underground cities that are willing to support us at the League. In the afternoon, we will also make three contacts. Among them, the underground lord Auror, you must see it personally. There is also a prince named Clint. It is quite famous. It has clearly expressed goodwill to us. You better see it in person. ”

    I nodded and gestured for approval. It was also the time when I met Elir personally. The city of Black Iron is said to be a multi-ethnic city. I was interested in it. It is no problem to meet.

    Within a week of entering the city, there was a live demonstration of the Knights of Dark Elf. The Power of Law undoubtedly became the Rare & Unique Treasures in the eyes of the underground City Lord. As a stepping stone, our covenant diplomacy was quite smooth.

    Watching me agree, Eliza continues her report.

    "In a week, the Lion King House was demolished twelve times. Now there is no building, there is only one tiankeng. The latest news, Xiluo sixth consul Crimspur appeared, and his old partner 'Ant King of Corrosion' "Ramsden should also arrive."

    "Is the Undead Lord and the underground hegemon?"

    "There is no direct confrontation. It seems that the two sides are still testing. Crimspur removed two barracks in the Beastfolk area, a street, but only Molly's Red Dragon shot, or two underage dragons, so….."

    "Is it spiked? Normal, Crimspur is the last generation of undead left by God. He has been ambitious and has been staring at Undead Emperor for a long time. It is really bad. However, his temptations should have received the results, the scepter is in the hands of Dragon Empress, so Molly is willing to send the dragon to make cannon fodder. ”

    "We seem to be re-estimating the relationship between Dragon Empress and the Lion King. I am willing to give the scepter to the other side to study…"

    "Oh, it seems that their alliance is indeed stronger than we think. Ah hahaha, rest assured, everything is under control! ”

    I laughed wildly, but Eliza was hesitant.

    The hostSome words don't know if it should be said. ”

    "I am a stingy person? But it doesn't matter! ”

    "We have no money, you don't want to do it anymore. If we don't work well, we must live in the street."

    Huh?

    I heard aloud, I remember that when I came, the funds should be sufficient, at least enough for us to live here for three years.

    "You said to those guys that you can call support, they did it. This week, they called for more than 60 times of support, the consumption of the stone, the replacement of the body parts, and even the addition of new machines. It’s a small amount, and these are outside the budget."

    I nodded and recognized Eliza's report and extra expenses. I didn't expect to prepare so many 'Roland' before. Now the overspending is normal. Plus engineering is burning money, and the big guy is burning. Money, so short of money, it is indeed the past.

    "Oh, fortunately I am preparing for it, come over, let me introduce you to my new baby! It's called greed, it's cute! ”

    On the test table, it was a transparent vial in which a strange viscous liquid was boiling, and it seemed to be intended to break through the barrier of the bottle, but was reflected back by the electric shock of the bottle seal.

    TrueIt’s disgusting! ! It is white and sticky, and it is all the way to think about it with your head. ”Eliza said without hesitation.

    It’s nothing more than ridiculing me to think in the lower body. This kind of poison tongue has been countless times after my collections have been exposed. I have already been numb, but I am proud of it.

    "That's the magical effect you don't know about it. Don't look at it small, as long as it integrates into the city's groundwater veins, it will madly self-reproduce and become a myriad of Avatar. In just a few hours, this milky white slime will fill the entire city's pipeline. And water supply system…"

    "More disgusting!!! Please don't say it! What are you going to do! ”

    "Oh, don't know the goods, it's called greed. It will instinctively look for gold coins, then swallow the gold coins and bring them back to the mother, so we won't be short of money!"

    By convention, even if there is a strange finale, the auction will have to come up with at least a few of the same level of heat, I don't expect to encounter another God Equipment, but as long as the Lion does not intend to lose face, the auction There will definitely be other good goods.

    When I think of the upcoming auction, I plan to make more money to buy some souvenirs. Last time I dreamed about A'Dang's manufacturing experience, I turned my attention to the best undead creation.

    The greed at the moment is the result of this week's efforts.

    [Different Slime: Greedy Race: undead Slime Full Attribute 1 Race Ability: Devouring reserves, secreting fiber decomposition fluid, rapid self-replication system evaluation: Extremely dangerous, please destroy the mother as soon as possible, if this thing is out of control, let alone this one The city, the entire underground world will disappear. By the way, please stop creating things. You are completely wrong in this aspect. Go on, don't wait for the catastrophe, you can destroy the world by yourself. 】

    It seems to sound contradictory? Clearly capable of such waste, it will make the system fear.

    It is the existence between life and death, and for the creature, the simpler and simpler the demand, on behalf of the more powerful desire.Hope, this greed represents the endless greed. In my setting, the precious metals such as gold coins and secret silver are their existence.

    The simpler the creature is, the easier it is to copy. The single cell replication consumes very little. It will copy the madness according to the creator's settings, then steal the gold coin. He has no attack ability. The only thing that can be done is to drill into the defensive. Treasures, corrugated sacks full of treasures to seize gold coins, precious metals.

    However, I can understand the system's fears. If "greed" is really out of control, as long as it is copied to a certain extent, countless slime can still occupy all living space, and people have nowhere to live.

    Of course, the premise is that unlimited copying…

    "You see, this tank is its mother, I only release one tenth, their reproductive capacity and size will be limited to one tenth, and the life will be limited, all within two days Death is at most a gold coin thief."

    As I explained, I carefully dumped the "greedy" down the waterway. Suddenly, a gust of wind blew, and the inexplicable, unexplained nose felt itchy.

    AHey, who is reading me! ? ”

    The host

    Eliza's exclamation made me look back, but at this moment, half of the "greedy" mother has entered the sewer, and soon, along with the complete drainage system of the ancient city, complete the self-replication with the groundwater pulse. After that, it will quickly spread the city.

“…….Rest assured, half of it is that 'greed' will be stronger than expected. ”

    "How strong? Will it hurt people? ”

    "Before the design is five times larger, it is probably a little bigger than a person. According to their smart settings, it will change the attack mode. It may take a swallow, melt his clothes, and take away his metal. Attack mode……..Don't worry, I have to set it up. 'Greed' will never hurt any life. It will leave if it eats clothes. ”

    "Eat clothes? whole city? ”A terrible picture appeared in Eliza's mind, countless Eaglestorm and Xueti dancing around the circle, and more and more Perverts spread…

    The host Please study the way to eradicate this Demon as soon as possible! ! ”