The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

    The covenant meeting scheduled to be held next week, thinking that some kind of force majeure, was directly postponed, indefinitely…

    Reason The empty city street is the reason. The street full of people is empty, and the only one that travels is the transparent slime that is more than one meter long.

    Ah ah ah! Don't come over, I just go shopping on the street! ! ”

    Another innocent victim was born. When the slime that was surrounded by Slim was satisfied, a ** naked Beastfolk aunt ran with a bamboo basket, fleshy, sweaty, greasy, passing Where the vomiting sounds constantly…..

    "The hippo mother Beastfolk is here for the third time today. It is still an accident there. This probably gives some people the chance to release the beast inside."

    Due to the sudden and violent sneak of the slime, Witten is in a shackle. These little things are not difficult to deal with. Although they have high resistance to physical attacks, they have no resistance to magic and magic. It is not difficult to deal with the strong underground players who are strong.

    However,

    "You can deal with one, deal with 10, deal with 100, and deal with 1000." This stuff is endless! Moreover, if you are accidentally being close to you, in an instant, your armor will be taken into pieces and taken away. The clothes will all be corroded and eaten, and there will be no **, and you still have some strength in the whole body? ”

    Yes, no matter how strong you are, as long as you dare to wear clothes on the street, to ensure that the instantly increased slim crushed, and then become clean slip, there are large mage in the side of the firewall, put themselves in the heat of the blaze, began to indeed eliminate a lot of slim, but six hours later, is still mana exhausted, clean slip end.

    But his attempt proved that the creature was indeed brainless and infinite in number, and fortunately, soon, their weaknesses were discovered, and they were able to corrode fiber fabrics and remove the metal, but there was no way to take the wood material, and even the instinct to fear it, as long as there was a circle of sticks in the doors, windows and outlets, They will flinch (the back door left by a lich)

    But this still doesn't solve the problem. You can't wear a pile of wood when you go to the street. So the whole city has shrunk in front of this small slime, and it has fallen into a strange embarrassment. They don’t wear clothes. No interest, but not everyone can wake up to the new self like the hippo.

    The lives of the citizens have been greatly inconvenient, but at this moment, there are a group of enthusiastic young people who are pushing the wooden carts, naked and unscrupulous to the streets.

    They buy food, shop, run errands, and accept bookkeeping services, and they also call on volunteers to join their luggage.

    "The natural body of God-given is perfect, the unnatural clothing is the original sin, what is wrong with liberating the self–the liberation of the celestial liberation organization, they take the opportunity to spread their own teachings (now enrolled in the membership price to buy wooden carts), Each person is limited to one!)."

    And as more and more young people recognize the bizarre doctrine, the slim of the day as an unnatural creation of clothing, the wild Bull Alliance as the core of the Celestial Liberation Organization, at a terrible rate of growth, countless pursuit of money, or some potential awakening, Or simply endorsing this bizarre doctrine, all walked naked to the streets, fighting for future gold coins or teachings.

    Of course, even so, the losses are still not small. Before the weaknesses were discovered, the treasury and wealthy businessmen suffered a lot of losses (a Lich: Why should we announce the weaknesses, and do more points later? A maid; shut up, quickly study the method of radical cure, and your own mess is not your motto. )

    Even so, the normal operation of the city of Weitan is still seriously affected. At least, the deferred league, the underground City Lords who have been taken away from the finest, are like countless smiles, always laughing at the majesty of the underground hegemons. .

    And when the bullies ' patience reached its limit, and even completely destroyed the urban and underground pipe networks, and the proposal to rebuild the city was put forward, a sudden and pleasant news spread throughout the city, pleasing to the sky–by the leader of the profundity and the authoritative Old Chinese medicine (Beast Wang Ke) Beifeng herault Study, These have only a total of 10 days to live, and now, about four or five days, they will decline collectively.

    The whole city cheered, but no one pursued why, when the top great wizard were helpless, the two newcomers, who could not see the Scriptures, were able to draw conclusions, but at the moment, the most relieved, I am afraid, is the Lion King himself, the Covenant will be postponed, the responsibility to share, if the auction can not be held as scheduled , is not good, is devil contract effect, their own directly pulled into the Styx River, 're.

    "Oh, you can do that!"

    I took a shot of my arm and I was able to kill the Lion King with such a simple trick. I accidentally let it go.

    "Actually, it's not too late, let me go to the rest of the 'greedy', it will…"

    "After another ten days?"

    "No, it becomes a 'greedy' whole body, the individual ability is at least ten times stronger, and the life will be endless, so that it will always go on, so the Lion King will definitely not open."

    Rejected files: The underground world will also be destroyed. ”Wrapped in two bikinis made of banana leaves, the hands clasped the chest can not cover the leaking **, while saying that still can not help but lame, the small tail is not able to slap the ground, it seems that everything happened recently, Make Eliza very violent.

    After the processed silk and fiber clothes could not be worn, rattan clothes and leaf clothes became the most popular styles recently…What, I am also recruited, stepping on my trap is silly?

    "Oh, if everyone else stepped on the trap and did not step on it, wouldn’t it be clear that this trap is what I set, and that my creations are not so bad and weak, they are not because you are me. People, let them go."

    "This is not worthy of pride!! Why do you still have clothes to wear! ”

    Yes, now the camp of the Liu Huang Mountain City mission, because the natural disaster broke out very early (I just broke down), the disaster is actually the most serious. Now, there are not many leaf-coats, just me. There are also complete clothes to wear.

    "You have to listen to the truth or the lie. The lie is the Semi-God Item suit on my body. They can't be close at all, the truth…"Advanced equipment can't be corroded, but it won't stop attacking. It's all slimy that Slime's body fluid can't be worn. )

    "The truth is that they remember that you are their father and will not attack you?"

    "No, how can my creations have such stupid flaws? Their attacks are instinctual. It is absolutely indistinguishable. Look, this wood shredder is a product of making wood into a liquid and mixing it into the body. They are instinctively afraid of the quality of wood, they are definitely not close…Hello, I am sorry to forget to use it for you, but everyone is a civilized person, don't move it! ! Put down that table leg! ”

    Well, under the threat of violence, I admit that I have not forgotten but to keep my eyes, but unfortunately, I confessed to wearing it from the bottom of the prison. I honestly admitted that I brought Eliza’s Wrath. Next, it was a long-lost wrestling exchange time. ……

    For a long while, the breathless Eliza sat on my spine and asked me who had already fallen.

    "Is the way to eradicate it?"

    "The research has come out and the research has come out! Awkward, the old bones are broken! ! ”

    "Then why not do it! Is it soft? ”

    "Collect materials plus configuration, at least one week! This time I pointed to Styx River and vowed that there was absolutely no lie. ”

    It takes a week for the antidote to come out – five days later, the slime natural disaster has automatically ended – and he has done nothing, and he forced the master to study and understand the medicine. This series of equations became in his mind, and then the girl became angry and angry!

    KA-CHING!This is the crisp sound of the broken thigh bone and Eliza rationality. On that day, I saw the horrible ability of the melee after the Demon was matched with the holy boxer.

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    I am not stupid enough to put the "greedy" mother in the camp. That is basically equal to being chased by people. The mother is placed in the deepest part of the underground pipe network. Its countless children are its best guards.

    But unexpectedly, there is an obligation guard.

    When the first gold coin was brought back to the mother by Slim, the first thing I found was Jiao Hong….When she learned the ins and outs of the matter, she volunteered to be the guardian of the treasure house. The reason…

    "I used to sleep on the treasure, it has been insomnia for so many days, it is time for me to sleep well."

    Ok, I know it is an excuse. According to our unspoken rules, since they are all powerful, it is inevitable to meet half of the meeting, but she will be very reassured if she guards the mother.

    At least, if you really encounter a super hard hand, the speed of Xiao Hong’s escape is still very trustworthy.

    The only thing that needs to be worried now is the problem of sales afterwards, but in the underground world, I am afraid, this is the least need to worry.

    Well, the past is there. What we need to face now is the alliance. When the slime army began to shrink and die as scheduled, everyone just sighed and the underground hegemons could not wait to send out the invitation letter of the alliance.

    “The gathering of primitive people”, “Which underground City Lords will dance hula.”

    When the streets and alleys have begun to talk about it, the dresses sent to the invitation letter will make those unfortunate underground City Lords feel grateful for the intimacy of the organization. Now they can still wear it on the market. Clothes have already sold for a long time, and it is not easy to buy them.

    But at this time, the most demanding goods on the market, but not the scarce clothes, but the Power of Law learning materials.

    “Are you still worried about constantly harassing your intruders and the Magic Beast group? Here are the natural enemies of the unscrupulous, the brothers of Holy Light, and the new era Power of Law, even the undead, monkey, and half Demon. ”

    "Not three or four thousand, not one or two thousand, really only 998, eight stars and eight arrows craft, 99 major mainstream functions, communicate the source of the Order, don't want money, control the Incantation of Law, don't want money, really shine!! Don't hesitate any more, just come to Liu Huang Mountain City to order the festival camp! ! ”

    “In addition, the first 100 people to buy will receive a second Lottery opportunity, and the God Equipment Collection will be sent to the home page, where it will not be there,”

    'Hey, will you judge? ''Judgemen! My mother no longer has to worry about my Incantation of Law failing, Grandma, my Holy Knight dream has come true. '"

    "Power of law, trustworthy, in order to facilitate the vast number of customers to master the study, in addition to the basic package 998, we also prepared a 9998 luxury version for the noble fashion, of course, if you still feel that this does not represent your cool status, we also have 19998 of the perfect luxury version, With it also accompanied by a lottery card, you can participate in the god Equipment Baodian two times lottery! ”

    “What are you hesitating? Our address is at 88 Tauren Street, Witten’s 32nd Quarter, first come first served, then not, welcome to buy!!”

    And earning me over, I am increasingly looking forward to the upcoming leagues and auctions.

    "Master, are you not only bringing hundreds of copies of the same copy? Those luxury and perfect luxury versions…"

    “It’s all the same, exactly the same,”

    "You are not afraid of them looking for you to settle accounts?"

    "Oh, Eliza, you are too young, you have to study the shopping psychology of the underground City Lord, the underground City Lord who is willing to buy 998 diamonds, don't care more than nine thousand."What do you think is 998 is a gold coin is not a diamond? The guards drove the country busker out. 'When the words are out, how expensive, those who love the face will eat. What do you call the overlord and the tyrant? Do you know? Overlord is the biggest wrist, is the boss, they buy something, buy the most expensive and do not buy the best! What they want is face. You see, the four overlords are buying the perfect luxury version. If they are told that they are buying the Deluxe version of Normal, they can't afford to lose that person. Therefore, the slogan of our sales is that we do not seek the best but the most expensive, a business to do, no need to open a decade. ”

    "You are really traitorous."

    Thank you~

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    Today, people are a little uncomfortable, a little dizzy, can see if the situation can be filled up tomorrow.