The Three Years When I Was Forced To Wear Women’s Clothing On Campus

The other party's pleasant voice came through the microphone, and for a moment Yan Han thought he had heard it wrong.

But he quickly "leaned" on, only then did he remember that Lin Jianlu had a **** supernatural power!

Hearing that he was outside, Yan Han's first reaction was to get up and open the door for him.

But after I woke up, I realized that I was still naked, not only naked, but also with a wet buttock film on my buttocks!

…Don’t let Lin Jianlu find that he’s putting on the hip mask.

It's too **** embarrassing!

Yan Han subconsciously wanted to tear off the peach-shaped film. In a panic, he could still remember to ask Xiao Wu: "Is there enough time to post it now?"

[...Less than half a minute left. ] Xiao Wu said.

…

Fine.

So Yan Han could only say to the other end of the phone: "...you wait for me for two minutes!"

He went back to bed unloved.

By the way, it’s a bit unbelievable. I can’t stop thinking: Damn, Lin sees that the deer is here so late, isn’t he here to translate the text for me!

"Okay." Lin Jianlu stood outside the door, both sides fell silent, but the mobile phone he was holding did not hang up.

You can't always hold it like this, Yan Han thought for a while, and asked through the phone: "Brother Dalin, are you still outside?"

"Yeah." Lin Jianlu said.

"...Why did you come over suddenly? Forget it, wait for me!"

Just now Xiaowu informed him that the time was up.

Yan Han hurriedly jumped up from the bed and tore off the buttock membrane. Then he went into the dressing room and picked up a set of well-designed pajamas.

He couldn't say why he became so frizzy, but when he reacted, he had opened the door in his pajamas.

He opened the door and ran out gently. The old house has no special features, except that the corridor is long and there are many doors. There is a door on the corridor connecting the living room to his room, and there is a door outside the corridor, the outermost one. And the courtyard gate...

Realizing that going on like this one by one would probably wake his grandparents, Yan Han said in a low voice to the phone: "...It might be strange to say that, but can you come in by yourself?"

"...Okay. Then you go back to the room and wait for me." Lin Jianlu said.

Thinking that the other's teleportation could not be seen, Yan Han did.

When the sound of Lin Jianlu saying "open the door" came through the phone, the door was opened. Yan Han, who was wearing two-piece pajamas, looked out and pulled Lin Jianlu in. In his own house.

"Why are you here so late?!" When he saw the deer's movements, he was a bit rude, and he had reached the point where Xiao Wu had to make a [uh uh uh] warning sound.

But eldest brother is excited! It's good to be able to control the volume forcibly at this moment, but it's really hard to control the excessive force.

He turned around and locked the door swiftly. He was not afraid of anything else. He was afraid that Lin would frighten the two elders when he saw the deer suddenly appear.

His current identity is somehow a big girl.

If a "wild man" suddenly appeared in his room...

Then you can't clean it even if you jump into the Yellow River!

"Come to help you translate." Lin Jianlu replied.

Yan Han: "!"

"Sorry, did I scare you?"

"Ohhhhh, what are you talking about."

The eldest brother is also a person who has experienced strong winds and waves, how could he be frightened by this person who suddenly appeared at his door.

Yan Han scratched his head and explained: "It's not an interruption, but what if I let my grandparents see it, you want to scare them to death."

It turned out to be because of this.

Lin Jianlu smiled and replied, "I won't be discovered."

"Ok?"

"Keep your voice down and you won't be noticed. They slept soundly when I came in."

Yan Han: "..."

At this time, Yan Ge was thinking about it all: Damn, no wonder Lin Jianlu had to formulate more than 30 pages of clauses for himself. It is estimated that there are ten pages that restrict this teleport skill!

Otherwise, it's really overwhelming. Although there are many skill restrictions, there are many loopholes that can be exploited! Coupled with Lin Jianlu's IQ, if he wants to use this skill to do something criminal, it is estimated that no one will be able to catch him!

"You sit here first." The waves in his heart were turbulent, and Yan Han seemed calm on the surface.

The visitor was a guest. He pulled out the chair in front of his desk and let Lin Jianlu sit down, then lowered his voice and asked the question he most wanted to know: "Are you also watching my live broadcast?! Then he ran away when he saw me translating the text. coming?"

That's right, Yan Han finally understood at this moment that Lin Jianlu said before that he could also ask him questions when he was on holiday.

But even though he always remembered that Big Lin had “stunning skills” and could go out for hundreds of thousands of miles without turning his head, he never expected that Lin Jianlu would actually come to him!

"Your skills are really good." Yan Han went off the line again and said enviously: "It can also save a lot of time. I went home and took a car for a long time!"

Lin Jianlu: "..."

"Bring the English book." Lin Jianlu said directly.

"...Huh? Oh, oh!"

Although the purpose of the sudden visit is to help him do translation and study.

But I didn't meet each other, don't you really want to talk about communication and feelings first?

This is a bit too positive now!

But Yan Han hurriedly returned to business, ran back to the bed and picked up the English book that had just been translated without a few sentences.

It feels...how it is the same as when a companion came to his house and knocked on the window to play with him when he was in elementary school.

It's just that when a small friend went to him before, he had to smash the glass of his house secretly with a stone and let him open the door, but the great Lin Ge, who has a magical skill, is more superior and more powerful, and he can come in directly!

Suddenly regaining his childhood, Yan Han thought that Lin Jianlu’s visit was quite interesting. He was already too sleepy. Now he became more energetic. Yan Han ran to fetch the book vigorously, turned it back, and respectfully took the English book. Put it in front of Brother Dalin.

"please."

…

Yan Han has just taken a shower. At this moment, his hair is still wet, and there is a rush of water vapor on his body. In addition... the taste of the buttocks membrane is peachy. Now Yan brother looks like a freshly grown man. Ripe, white and red peaches.

"You smell so good."

When he approached Lin Jianlu, Big Lin moved his nose, as if he was recognizing where the strong peach smell came from, and he looked at the layout of the room by the way.

It doesn't matter if you look at it, immediately after that, Brother Da Lin seemed to be attracted by something.

Yan Han was so embarrassed that he didn't know where to put his hands and feet. In order to divert his attention, he quickly introduced Brother Da Lin: "This my room is a bit messy, so what... you..."

"What it is?"

The English book was placed in the front, but Lin Jianlu did not immediately translate it, but pointed to a delicate-looking package that was dropped on the ground.

Not far from the messy bed, lying on the ground was a boxy colorful packaging bag with a big peach painted on it, and a beautifully curved back of a man was painted next to it. The most prominent part is That man’s peach butt...

This picture suddenly looks a bit erotic.

The eldest brother's originally fair face turned into a peach in an instant, and it felt a little bit ripe.

Before Lin Jianlu got up, he had already jumped out in a vigorous walk, picked up the packing bag of the hip membrane, and threw it into the trash can in the dressing room, completely destroying the body.

I just opened the door for him in a hurry, but forgot this...

If he had known that Lin Jianlu would come, he would never have been too lazy to just throw rubbish!

Now, facing Lin Jianlu's suspicious expression, he had to explain truthfully: "It's...a kind of mask packaging. System tasks must be posted, you know."

He won't explain much about others.

After all, regarding system tasks, they are men with a common language!

Lin Jian Lu Guo nodded his head to express his understanding, and did not ask any more questions. Yan Han still had doubts in his stomach, but now Brother Da Lin had already picked up the pen and looked at him with an expression on his face as if he needed a translation.

In order not to delay the two people's time, Yan Han hurriedly walked back.

The old-fashioned desk was only equipped with a chair, and two people could not sit at the same time. Yan Han asked Lin Jianlu to sit while he himself half-prone on the table to translate words and sentences that he could not understand with Lin Jianlu.

It was pretty good at first, but after translating two and a half words, the eldest brother became more embarrassed as he lay down.

For nothing else, it's mainly that the peach flavor of the buttocks membrane is too strong!

When I applied it before, I just thought it was “good smelling”. Now I feel that this peach smell is about to bind the two people together. The most important thing is that the buttocks essence on his **** hasn’t dried yet, and he is too sticky. , I just put a piece of pajama pants on the outside without wearing a small inner inner.

In other words, the eldest brother has always been in the gap.

In the middle of the night, he was **** again. As long as his mind was slightly crooked, his whole thoughts would go wrong...

Stop, stop it!

At this time, distraction is not only a waste of people's time, but he is still coveting his brother... Is this still a human thing!

Fortunately, his head was "distracted" by the smell of peaches, but Lin Jianlu didn't react at all.

He came here today wearing a half-sleeved T-shirt and black sports trousers, and now his handsome face is full of seriousness, explaining to Yan Han the sentence structure and grammar of the question he just asked.

Holding the pen with his slender fingers, a series of beautiful fonts flowed under the nib. Lin Jianlu wrote while talking, his attitude and appearance were the same as when he was in school.

Looking at the profile of such a serious person, Yan Han was even more embarrassed to think about it.

Forcibly letting myself focus on the textbook, after a text has been translated, Lin Jianlu asked solemnly, "Are there any questions?"

"Uh, no more..."

Yan Han glanced at the time, it was almost eleven o'clock in the evening, so he said, "There are no other problems, Brother Da Lin, go home and sleep."

"it is good."

Lin Jianlu stood up without saying a word. If he still had a briefcase in his hand, he might be like the most competent tutor.

Then he said: "If there is anything else you can't call me, I will come over whenever I have time."

"Then I'm so embarrassed!" Yan Han said.

He really feels embarrassed that people have to pay for tutoring, let alone an efficient tutor like Lin Jianlu.

Besides, Da Lin's worth...he couldn't afford to pay if he wanted to!

"So why did you come to help me translate the text, Brother Da Lin?" This question has been lingering in his mind since the beginning, and he was distracted when he wanted to ask several times.

"As soon as I glanced at the group chatting, they said you were translating, and they wanted to come over to help you translate the text before going to bed." Lin Jianlu said with no expression.

Yan Han: "..." Although the other party explained it, he always felt that the answer was not the same as his question.

"Besides, we are not friends." When he said this, Lin Jianlu raised the corners of his lips slightly, "You are now in a critical period of intense study. I have nothing to do, and I have the conditions to come and help you. It should be."

"...It seems to make sense?" Yan Han blinked and suddenly relieved: "Thank you Brother Dalin, you said earlier, then I will start to write the questions tomorrow, if I don't know..."

"I'll come back tomorrow, and if it's convenient for you, I'll call you at that time."

"Good! Thank you Brother Dalin!"

He smiled and patted Lin Jianlu on the shoulder. He didn't pay attention to his own volume by accident. Yan Han hurriedly lowered his voice again, "Then let's contact tomorrow. We have worked hard today. Go back to sleep soon."

"it is good."

The two said goodbye, Yan Han still sneaked Lin Jianlu to the corridor, because he couldn't let anyone see it during the teleportation, so he had to go back to his room first and close the door.

The eldest brother leaning on the door quietly waited for Lin Jianlu to leave. About a minute later, Yan Han heard the phone shake again. He picked it up to see that it was Lin Jianlu who said he was home.

Looking at the door again and looking at the corridor, Big Lin really disappeared.

When the phone happened to be in hand, Yan Han simply glanced at the chatting content in the group. Sure enough, what happened was just like what Lin Jianlu said. Wen Juerong glanced at his live broadcast before going to bed and found that he was translating. The text came to the group and talked about it.

Others ridiculed a few words and expressed their doubts that Da Lin hadn't translated the text to Yan Ge in advance this time.

The relationship between the people in this group has almost reached the point where they can talk about everything. In addition, Yan Han and Lin Jianlu are always put together to make fun of each other, so this time the tone of the group is completely joking. It's a joke that's the same as usual.

In addition to ridicule, I am concerned about when Yan Han can finish going to bed. Recently, not only Xiao Wu is worrying about his eldest brother's hairline, but also other people vaguely feel that their Yan brother is at risk of baldness.

And at this moment, Lin Jianlu appeared.

He did not appear in the group, but directly sent a WeChat message to Yan Han, and then the person arrived...

Brother Da Lin is really quick and resolute.

But in this way, Yan Han understood what happened to him suddenly—it took ten minutes to help his brother resolve a baldness crisis. If he did, he would do the same.

Once again expressed his gratitude to Lin Jianlu in WeChat, Yan Han threw the phone on the bed and fell back on the bed uncomfortably.

The essence on his backside was not dry yet, it was wet and sticky, making it uncomfortable.

But it is said that it cannot be washed before drying because the skin has not absorbed it.

【You can try to gently pat the skin to help the absorption of the essence. ] Xiao Wu suggested here.

Yan Han: "..."

So in the quiet and peaceful night, the eldest brother had to pat his skin, just for the essence to dry earlier, so that he could take a bath again.

Lin Jianlu took the lead in taking a bath when he returned to his home.

The warm water spouted from the shower, wet his hair, and hit his sturdy body again. He wiped his face fiercely in the stream of water, and finally the corners of his lips slightly lifted up. The arc, this made his serious facial features a lot more vivid.

[It’s not like you. I suddenly ran to someone else’s house in the middle of the night just to help people translate the text. This violated Article 58, Article 3 and Article 63 of the article. 】

"Ok."

【Ok? ] The gruff voice was startled: [You actually violated the terms you made, but don’t you think that? ! 】

"Rules are dead, people are alive, I'm just trying to make myself less rigid without violating moral standards."

[Emmm...] The rough voice paused for a moment, and then agreed: [It makes sense to say that, you used to be too rigid, you have to follow the rules, then you are too tired! It’s good now...]

In addition to the sound of water flowing in the shower room, Lin Jianlu's voice echoed.

He interrupted the system: "Besides, he should like me more."

【...】

This time, the voice in my head was completely stagnant, and it took a long time before I uttered the shocking tone: [Huh? ! 】

"He likes sports more than studying, and he likes to break the rules. He doesn't like to be friends with people who are too old-fashioned, I think he doesn't like it even more."

[...That may not be true, I think that little comrade is quite open-minded, not as if he would use colored glasses to see people. Uh, I mean... you don't have to make changes to please others. 】

"Not to please others."

After taking a shower, Lin Jianlu turned off the faucet and let the remaining drops of water drop on the ground. He thought about the wording and said, "I think it's fun to do this."

Whether it's participating in a basketball game or trying hard to joke with him, or even forcing himself to do something he would never do before—for example, at midnight, suddenly running to someone else’s house without any consideration...

Regardless of the other party's thoughts, Lin Jianlu felt that he was happy and happy after trying to do so.

[...] The voice in my head is dumbfounded, what's the difference between this, this, this? !

I understand the truth, but I was dizzy by Lin Jianlu, the voice in his brain organized the language for a long time and said: [In short, you make changes for him, and then feel very happy, because you think you can get closer to him by doing this. 】

Yes, that's what it means, that's what it means!

"...Maybe things are as you said, maybe not." Lin Jianlu was still not sure after careful thinking.

This kind of "feeling happy" is too abstract for him. It belongs to a category that cannot be explained by logic. It has been his shortcoming since childhood.

Voice in the head: […]

This is the case every time. Talking about this topic will not produce results. Want to let the host get the hang of it? Unless the sun comes out to the west!

The voice in my head gave up, only yin and yang weirdly half-talked and half-sung a piece of lyrics, as the concluding remark of today's conversation—

[Desperate love is true love...]

Lin Jianlu: "..."

After patted the essence, Yan Han took a shower and changed his clothes. He walked out again and sat on the chair Lin Jianlu had sat on before. Looking at the English book marked by the other party, he suddenly felt that this felt a little bit. wonderful.

But it can't be said to be wonderful.

I don't know if it didn't take much time. Yan Han always felt that the stools that Dalin had sat on were still hot, and his whole body was hot!

He shook his head frantically to stop thinking about it. Brothers are brothers. What happened last time when he misunderstood that his brother liked him? …Yan Han regained his senses abruptly, forcing himself to focus all his attention on the textbook.

If you have that leisure time, it is better to memorize more things.

Starting to recite the text, Yan Han did not start the live broadcast this time.

After all, fans know him, this long-turned English book, there is no words in the text just now, and now there are words suddenly, it is difficult to explain this matter.

Anyway, he also broadcasted it all night, not bad for the rest of the time to recite the text.

So Yan Han memorized the text until early in the morning on this lonely and cold night, then went to sleep, and went to sleep the next day until he woke up naturally. After eating the breakfast made by his grandmother, he began to review and study questions.

The advantage of resting at home is that you don’t have to worry about eating. He will be called as soon as it arrives. And every meal is very rich and well-balanced. After eating for two consecutive days, Yan Han feels that he has meat on his stomach.

In this regard, the two elders also wanted him to go out for activities, and repeatedly advised him not to just think about studying, but also to pay attention to his body.

But the eldest brother, who was devoting himself to the problem, didn't want to move, so Yan Han was almost locked in the room by himself on the second day of the holiday except for eating, and he didn't listen to the outside of the window to learn.

At the end of the day, in addition to reviewing the previous questions, he brushed more than 5,000 questions, and as before, he marked the ones who would, those who would not, and those who needed rote memorization. This step he did extremely well. I was patient, but after ten o'clock in the evening, Yan Han suddenly began to feel a little restless.

Forcing himself to hold on to eleven o'clock, he didn’t know if he brushed the questions too hard and ran out of concentration and IQ for today or something. He stared at the question of a question for a long time, but he just didn’t read it. Go in for a word.

His eyes were dispirited, and he hurriedly drank a sip of strong tea to try to refresh himself, but he was not very sleepy to say that he was sleepy—he even took an unprecedented nap in the afternoon—but he couldn't concentrate.

For a moment, Yan Han felt like he was useless.

Then almost subconsciously, he turned off the live broadcast equipment, picked up his mobile phone, and began to check if anyone had sent him any messages today.

I haven't received a single call all day, but there are a lot of messages. Various May 1 promotion advertisements almost occupy his screen. There are also many message reminders on WeChat, but they are all group chats, and no one sends him alone. news.

"..." Well, he wasn't a person with any business in the first place. It's normal to have no news.

Thinking about this, Yan Han clicked on the group chat again, and flipped through the chat records inside.

The monitor, Wen Juerong and others went out to play today. There were pictures they sent back in the group, and they told each other to confirm safety when they got home at night... Yan Han swiped the screen with his finger, and after reading these chat records So he put down the phone and went into the dressing room to take a shower and put on the hip mask.

This gluteal membrane should be used 24 hours apart, because it is said that applying it too frequently will not double the absorption of nutrients in the butt, but is a waste. Therefore, to do this task, you must use it strictly in accordance with the prescribed time.

I was worried that Lin saw the deer coming, so he deliberately dragged it back, but now it's eleven o'clock and there is no movement yet, so it shouldn't come.

In addition to studying, Da Lin needs scholars to take care of business. It is normal that he is busy during the holidays.

Yan Han quickly let go, and didn't think much about it.

I took out a buttocks mask on the dressing table and left the dressing room. I went back to the bed and tore open the package. A strong grape aroma came out from it.

…Yes, this one is grape-flavored.