The Three Years When I Was Forced To Wear Women’s Clothing On Campus

"Hey?"

"Is it convenient now?" Lin Jianlu's steady and pleasant voice came from the microphone.

Yan Han: "..."

Fang’s inconvenience...convenience must be inconvenience. He has just put on the buttock membrane, and it will take twenty minutes to get up.

I can't just let Lin Jianlu come here, and my eldest brother will put on the hip mask on his stomach!

We can only wait for the application to be done.

But when I looked at the time, it was really too late, and I couldn't let Brother Daling wait twenty minutes before coming back, right?

So after thinking for a while, Yan Han tentatively said: "Why don't you take a break today, don't come here, talk about it tomorrow?"

Then Lin saw the deer there was no sound.

There was deathly silence on the other side. If it wasn't for the screen that was still on the call, Yan Han would have thought it was dropped.

For a moment he even suspected that his phone was broken.

But when he was about to confirm that Lin Jianlu was still away, a low "Yeah" suddenly came through the microphone.

Yan Han opened his mouth and his throat was dry. Suddenly he felt that Da Lin had misunderstood him?

He kept his two arms propped up on his upper body, and looked back at his **** which was still covered by the translucent membrane. Although he found it a bit hard to tell, Lin Jianlu knew about it yesterday, but there is nothing to be said. The concealed and haunted ones are really not in line with the older brother's style of doing things.

So Yan Han simply explained the reason: "I'm applying the buttock mask...I just applied it, so I have to wait 20 minutes, it will be too late."

Brother Yan also tried his best to make his tone sound calm, although his eyelids jumped violently when he mentioned the hip membrane, and his whole body was not good.

Lin Jianlu's voice calmly: "Ah."

This time I returned very quickly.

"Ok!"

I feel that since the word "hip membrane" was spit out, something called the lower limit disappeared. The interaction between people is actually like this. I felt awkward before I smashed that layer of window paper, but waited for myself. All the things about "are exposed, they are all known to the other party, and the feelings of shame and embarrassment will disappear in vain.

As a result, Yan Han's tone became relaxed: "I have done almost five thousand questions today, so that there are only less than five thousand questions left, and maybe I can finish it tomorrow."

"Well, it's very efficient, and it's over-fulfilled." Lin Jianlu praised.

Others, whether they are classmates or fans who watched his live broadcast, just know that their Yan brother is writing questions for the live broadcast website. They don’t know the specifics. Only Lin Jianlu, who has been giving him questions, knows his progress. Where are you going? How many things need to be understood and which topics need to be recited repeatedly.

Therefore, every time Yan Han talks to Lin Jianlu about these things, he is very excited.

Because there is another person who can discuss topics and share progress together, learning is not so boring and lonely.

What's more, Lin Jianlu always gives him some pertinent suggestions.

For example, Big Lin said that the efficiency is very high, then it must be not low, at least the big brother tonight can get a good night's sleep with satisfaction.

With a comfortable sigh, Yan Han said again: "I didn't know what you were doing before, and I didn't dare to disturb you. It's getting late now, Brother Dalin, do you go to bed first? Tomorrow you will come to help me with some questions when you are free. "

"There is indeed something today, sorry." Lin Jianlu said, "I will try my best to be as early as possible tomorrow."

"Okay."

"Do you have anything else tomorrow?"

"No, the task for the whole day tomorrow is also to study." Yan Han made a fist and had a dream by the way--

If Lin Jianlu can come over and give him a lecture tomorrow, eliminating the time to go back to school the day after tomorrow, then after school starts, take two days to focus on asking the rest, maybe he can finish it!

"Well, then I know." Lin Jianlu said.

"Okay, Brother Dalin has worked hard, Good night, Brother Dalin."

We exchanged goodnight with Lin Jianlu, hung up the phone, Yan Han lay down on the bed and took advantage of his laziness.

I don't know if it was because of Lin Jianlu's affirmation of efficiency or because he himself was satisfied with today's workload. Yan Han, who had just wanted to lie down on the bed for a little rest, fell asleep.

I slept very well and soundly during this night, and even had no dreams all night. When Yan Han opened his eyes again, he found that the sky outside was bright!

He sat up abruptly. Although he slept extremely comfortably, he was full of energy after waking up, but the effort of closing his eyes and opening his eyes has passed the whole night. If Yan Han in the past might still think that he could do this. It was a good night to sleep, but now he always feels a loss.

For some reason, the grape-scented buttocks membrane was thrown on the ground by him long ago.

Seeing that the ground had dried out and shrunk into a wrinkled gummy buttocks membrane, Yan Han scratched his hair, trembling, a little afraid to face the truth, and asked Xiao Wu: "What, I last night Have you enough time to post?"

... If he doesn't post enough, then his efforts this month will be wasted!

[Enough posts. Xiao Wu said, [Although the host lay down for more than an hour, he took off the buttock membrane when he turned over for the first time, and it took a long time to stick it...]

"..."

[But it’s okay, you should be glad that you are not putting on a mask, otherwise just wait for the deduction. 】

"..."

Xiao Wu explained to him why the mask can’t be applied for too long before. It seems that after a long time, the mask paper will absorb the essence of the face in the reverse direction, so in general, the mask cannot be applied for more than 20 minutes.

…It's probably what it means. The principle is not important to Yan Han.

He just needs to remember that this is the golden rule and the iron rule.

But I remember remembering, who would have thought that he would lose consciousness when he closes his eyes... It seems that if he lies down and puts on a facial mask, he will have to set an alarm clock.

Details determine success or failure. Yan Han attaches great importance to such details. He can never do useless work.

Therefore, I took Xiao Wu to write down the matter on the notebook with great importance, and gave it instructions. In the future, if he falls asleep again while applying the mask, remember to wake him up.

After finishing this, Yan Han put on pajamas and climbed out of the bed. He picked up the trash such as buttock film paper on the floor and threw it into the dressing room... Think in a good direction. It's good to go to bed after a nap, at least He didn't have to endure the sticky feeling after putting on the buttocks, and he didn't need to pat like sand sculptures.

So it feels weird to slap one's ass.

I simply tidied the room, made the bed again, and looked at the time again. It was 7:18 in the morning, and the time was just right after the washing, so I could have breakfast with his grandparents.

Today's breakfast is the Hanamaki steamed by grandma who wakes up early in the morning.

Hanamaki is very soft and chewy, and paired with three or four kinds of pickles is an instant appetite.

What's more surprising is that instead of the porridge yesterday morning, his grandparents also squeezed soy milk today.

Red dates are added to the soy milk, which is sweet without sugar, and has a strong fragrance of dates... it is a familiar taste in Yan Han's memory.

He drank two large bowls in one breath, squeezed his stomach again. After breakfast, he insisted on helping his grandparents to wash the bowls and clean the kitchen. Yan Han then returned to the room to prepare for today's problem.

At 7:50 in the morning, he opened the live broadcast, and by the way opened the question bank that was bound by A4 printing paper and was also quickly ripped by him, and began to review the part that he had read yesterday.

At eight o'clock in the morning, the phone he placed on the table suddenly vibrated.

Schools are not allowed to bring mobile phones, and you have to surreptitiously carry your mobile phone to class, so most people don't have the habit of turning their mobile phones into ringing mode, and they can't adjust it even during holidays.

Yan Han is no exception at this point.

But every time his mobile phone shook, it was very dynamic. Now, a phone call came unexpectedly. Yan Han was not prepared at all, and was shocked by the sudden and crazy shaking of the mobile phone.

After skipping over, the eldest brother quickly recovered his calm.

He couldn't think of anyone who would call him at this point, and wait to take the phone over to have a look... Is it Lin Jianlu?

He is so early...?

Blinking suspiciously, Yan Han answered the phone, but without him speaking this time, Lin Jianlu already said, "I am free now. Is it convenient now?"

"Huh? So early?"

Yan Han looked out as he spoke. He didn't deliberately close the door. Through the crack of the door, he could see his grandpa was making tea outside, and through the window he could see his grandma watering the flowers in the yard.

According to the habit of the two elderly people, unless they go out to buy vegetables at noon, they will generally not go out in the morning.

If Lin Jianlu suddenly came to him at this time...

Just say it is a classmate.

Although in fact they are really classmates, Yan Han doesn't know why he feels guilty.

He lowered his voice and said, "Then you come in from the front door? My grandparents are at home, so you just say it's my classmates, come to me to do my homework."

"Well, yes."

After the phone was picked up, Yan Han heard a knock on the door outside after a while, and then his grandma's voice came from far and near: "Xiao Han, your classmates are looking for you at home!"

"Ugh!"

Yan Han quickly stood up to greet him, but saw that Lin Jianlu had been greeted into the house by the old lady at this moment.

Today's Lin Jianlu is still in casual clothes. It looks like an ordinary T-shirt. The bottom is replaced with a pair of jeans. At first glance, it looks sparse and ordinary, but I don’t know why. These clothes appeared on Da Lin Ge and matched him. That handsome face is always easy to give people a "high-end" feeling.

Clothes line people, but some people can line clothes better.

Then Yan Han also noticed, I don’t know if it was a disguise, Lin Jianlu even carried a business-style schoolbag!

"Is Xiao Han's classmate? Hurry up, come in and sit down." The grandfather who was making tea also quickly got up to greet him and let him sit on the sofa.

Lin Jianlu quickly let his grandfather, who was half up, back to his seat, and told him not to be so polite.

He was tall, and even bowed his head when entering the door and crossing the threshold. He appeared taller when he appeared in an old house with a low frame.

He didn't dare to come and sit down at this moment. He was almost half-arched and talked to the two old men, with a respectful and humble attitude, and he even felt a little clever in answering questions.

"Are you Xiao Han's high school classmate? Then your family is also in our county? Go home and rest during vacation?"

"Uh..." I didn't expect the two elders to ask so carefully. Yan Han was about to help Lin Jianlu answer or simply change the topic, but Lin Jianlu said:

"My aunt lives here, this time I came here to see her."

"Tell me the topic by the way." Yan Han said in time: "I am at the same table. I am the university bully of our school. Good study!"

"Really!" The two old men thought he was familiar before, but now look at them, isn't this the classmate who is reporting on the news with his children!

It has been a while, and even the enthusiasm on the Internet has dissipated. Except for the client and the parents, no one remembers what the little classmates looked like.

Even if I remember, I would not dare to recognize it when I met on the road.

But out of pride and fear and distress, the two elderly people watched the reports that the protagonists were their own children over and over again, and they even remembered Lin Jianlu's appearance deeply.

Now that I realize that this may be one of the friends my child has mentioned, the old people are more enthusiastic. If it weren’t for Yan Han to say that they were going to talk about the topic, I guess Lin Jianlu would have to sit in the living room drinking tea Have a snack.

Taking Lin Jianlu back to his room, Yan Han patted his chest, and then asked him after a sigh of relief: "Brother Dalin, why did you come here so early? Why don't you sleep in for the holidays?"

"Well, I always get up early in the morning." Lin Jianlu said.

"Oh, then you sit down first, and I'll get a stool."

Just after Yan Han finished speaking, he turned around and saw that his grandfather had already moved the stool into the house.

At the same time, grandma brought in a plate of washed fruits and let them eat while learning.

"Thank you grandpa, thank you grandma." These two days have been taken care of in every possible way. The eldest brother has been completely immersed in the warmth of home, and he is touched and confused every day. This is also the motivation for him to persevere and work hard.

He wants to take the 30,000 yuan from the competition for academic dominance and hand it over to his grandmother, so that the elderly will be happy again.

"Grandpa and grandma, please don't be busy. Go and rest." Yan Han said, pulling over the stool, splitting his legs and straddling it particularly casually.

[Ahem. ] Xiao Wu’s baby voice immediately sounded in his head.

Yan Han: "..."

Sorry, not wearing a school uniform at school has made him a bit fluttering recently, and forgot to pay attention to his image in front of Brother Da Lin.

So Yan Han hurriedly adjusted his posture and sat down next to Lin Jianlu in a proper manner. He saw that his big Lin used two slender fingers to open the zipper of the schoolbag he was carrying, and put the paper in it with The exercises were taken out one by one and placed on the table.

...? ? ?

"Brother Dalin?" Yan Han asked with his eyes wide open... I don't know what the situation is now, "Aren't you here to give me the topic?"

"I'm going to talk about the topic. Please review it first. Ask me if you don't know how to do it. I will write my homework first." Lin Jianlu said calmly.

Yan Han: "..."

No, he thought that Lin Jianlu came over so early in the morning because there were other things to do later, and there might be no time for the whole day.

With Lin Jianlu’s efficiency and speed in lecturing him, the questions that he did not know yesterday can be solved in less than an hour, and Big Lin can leave after that.

The eldest brother thought so, so as soon as Lin Jianlu arrived, he planned to race against time to ask questions.

But what...Lin Jianlu really came to do homework with him for a long time? !

"You said let me ask you to do your homework." Lin Jianlu was also very innocent at this point. He opened his workbook and said, "Pretend to be a little bit like."

"..."

Looking at Lin Jianlu eagerly, Yan Han asked, "Then Brother Lin, you have nothing else to do today?"

Lin Jianlu withdrew his gaze from the exercise book, turned his head and glanced at him, as if asking him about his intentions.

"I'm afraid it will take up your time too much and disturb you."

"No, besides, I am not very busy."

"Uh, but you have to do your homework in order to give me a topic, I feel sorry for it."

"It doesn't matter, these are originally homework to be written, and they will be checked by the teacher after returning from the holiday."

"..."

Ok.

So the two people are still like when they were in school, one question and one topic.

But before that, Yan Han gave Lin Jianlu a grand introduction to his live broadcast equipment.

There are no outsiders at home, and his grandparents don't understand, this set of equipment has not been invisible by him, so it is just placed on the desktop.

And Lin Jianlu is a person who knows his details, so naturally there is no need to hide it.

Now Yan Han thinks it's getting in the way and wants to put things away. Lin Jianlu said, "Let it go."

"Ok?"

"Don't you broadcast live broadcasts every day?"

"Hmm." Yan Han glanced at Lin Jianlu, "But if I want to open it, I'm afraid I'll take you in too..."

"It's okay. You can just look at yourself. I have watched your live broadcast. Even if you take it in, it's just a hand."

"..."

This seems to make sense.

So Yan Han asked Xiao Wu to adjust the angle of the equipment and try to only follow his own hands.

After all, it is the live broadcast equipment opened in the treasure chest. It is different from the general equipment. This machine just shoots where you want to. The zoom can be adjusted anytime and anywhere. It is very smart, so overall it has little effect.

Later, Yan Han continued to review yesterday's part, and Lin Jianlu borrowed a pen from him and started to do his homework.

However, Yan Han's table is really small, and the two of them get together and can't even open the book completely.

And the chair under his buttocks was uncomfortable for a long time, so Lin Jianlu suggested: "I know there is a library here, do you want to go there for self-study?"

"Huh?" Yan Han stared, a little stupid, why didn't he know that there was a library here, but Lin Jianlu knew that? !

"I have read all the maps of this county before I came to see you." Lin Jianlu said.

"..."

The natural look at Brother Shangda Lin... well, he remembered that Brother Da Lin can remember all the streets and buildings just like a satellite by just looking at the map.

...Really, how long it has been, how come I haven't gotten used to Lin Jianlu's super high IQ.

How unseen is to make a fuss at every turn!

Originally, Yan Han also found it inconvenient for the two elders to be at home. Now that Lin saw Lu said that, he just started to pack his things. He took everything he needed and put them in his big cloth pocket. Yan Han threw the cloth pocket in. On his shoulders, he walked out of the room one after another with Lin Jianlu.

Explaining the situation to the old man, he was asked if he would come back for dinner at noon.

Thinking about it, it should be impossible to come back, so Yan Han simply couldn't say anything. At noon, he and Lin Jianlu settled outside, and asked the two elders to have a good lunch at noon, don't deal with it.

"Okay, let's go play, it's not good for you to stay at home all day." Grandpa waved his hand and said.

Yan Han: "..."

The grandmother also said: "This kid in our family is introverted. He doesn't want to go out to meet people. He squats in the room every day to learn. Fortunately, Xiao Lin, you are here..."

"grandmother……"

Yan is helpless, an introvert and unwilling to go out to meet people.

"Well, don't say anything, go and play." Grandma said with a smile.

"..."

When they finally left the house, the two of them walked out of the small alley with their schoolbags on their backs, and Yan Han followed Lin Jianlu.

The small county was originally small, and the library was only a few stops away from his home. The two of them finally chose to walk, and they could exercise when they walked over.

In fact, what his grandparents said was right. During this period of time, he was patronizing the problem. Except for the gym class, Yan Han hardly moved around. No matter how good his health continues, he will be overwhelmed. It is time to smoke. Time to exercise regularly.

After all, the road is long and long, and the road of learning is long and endless. After this period of time has passed, he still has to work **** "body" and "work," thinking about getting all the treasure chests in his hands before talking.

Yan Han was planning for the future while walking, but didn't realize that two people walking side by side on the street looked like a beautiful landscape, which attracted the people passing by them for a while.

The population of small counties is small, and there are even fewer people like them.

Not to mention that the living standards of the people here are limited, and everyone’s clothes are generally casual. Therefore, when two young people with good looks and simple dresses are walking on the street, it is natural. Aroused the attention of many people.

What's more, the library is located near the only commercial street in the small county.

During the May Day holiday, the streets where there were no people were also overcrowded. Many businesses promoted different activities in order to promote sales, and the usually quiet town became lively.

With the sight of others, I walked through most of the commercial street to the library located nearby. The library is a county-level library. There is a study room on the second floor. You can go in and study at will, but here It has been in disrepair for a long time, and the tables and chairs are worn out, even worse than the tables and chairs in Yan Han's house.

However, there are still too many seats in the victory, and there are still seats available at this point. Yan Han and Lin Jianlu quickly found a place next to each other, sat down in the past, and then each took out their books to study or do homework.

Of course, Yan Han did not forget to continue the live broadcast in order to earn more heat.

It's just that this time he turned the device invisible, because he didn't want to be too shocking, he wouldn't be so coincidental if he wanted to, and he would meet his fans outside.

At this time, the study party that watched him live and study with him was basically in place, so the fans saw the anchor’s hand again in front of the camera, but this time it was a bit different from the previous live broadcast——

The anchor will occasionally remove the question bank bound into a book from the camera when reviewing the questions. The viewing direction should be taken to the right, and every time the booklet is taken away, even the slender knuckles of the hands will disappear. After a short period of time, they reappear in front of the camera, and the booklet will be marked with new knowledge points or problem-solving process...

So obviously, there is a person sitting next to the anchor! He is having problems!

The first fan who thought of this sent a barrage and soon someone agreed with it, and more people picked up the barrage. They were curious about the people next to the anchor and asked if the anchor could give a shot.

"It feels like the anchor's live broadcast location has changed again today, the table is different, so this is studying elsewhere?

"It might be a friend or classmate, what's all the fuss about."

"That's true, but I still envy the three-dimensional friends I know with the anchor! Ah, ah, I want to sit next to my little sister, just to be impressed!

"I want to be immortal +1."

The screen was swiped by the barrage, but Yan Han, who never paid attention to this during his studies, still didn’t know what happened. He even forgot about it because the shooting equipment was invisible, and he was completely obsessed with the problem. The debugged live broadcast equipment will not temporarily appear in any situation.

Therefore, the audience is naturally unsatisfied. There are still only the hands of their meticulous anchors in the camera, at most occasionally a little bit of the anchor's pointed chin can be illuminated, but nothing else.

The topic about the person sitting next to the anchor for the first time was slowly turned over. After the topic passed, the amount of barrage in the live broadcast room gradually decreased. After all, as a netizen said, who hasn’t had a friend or classmate , Isn’t it normal for someone to study with the anchor?

Yan Han's fans have long become very Buddhist, and they don't expect their live broadcast to suddenly give them any leftovers.

until--

Suddenly, another hand appeared in the camera, and quickly took away a pen placed on the desk by the anchor, and then disappeared quickly.

...

Time seemed to freeze at a certain moment. Some viewers who happened to see this period were stunned, and then the live broadcast room became lively again! ——

"Fuck, another pair of beautiful hands!"

"This finger is so long, it seems to be longer than the anchor's. Worse, I recalled the fear of being tortured when I first guessed the anchor's gender..."

"Wait, I deliberately put it back upside down and took a look. The watch on this wrist... is it Breguet?!"

"Breguet?"

"High school students bring the world's top ten famous watches, are they crazy? It must be fake."

"What if it's the anchor's father."

...

The barrage in the live broadcast room suddenly developed in a strange direction without knowing it. I don’t know that he already has a rich "dad" in the hearts of netizens. Yan Han has actually never paid attention to Lin Jianlu's watch. .

The main reason is that Da Lin often changed his watch when he was in school. Yan Han occasionally paid attention to it, but then he didn't pay attention.

——What's all the fuss about.

Anyway, it was not the first day he knew that Brother Dalin was rich.

The author has something to say: Yan Han: Why are your fingers longer than mine? !

Lin Jianlu: For your future happiness :)