Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 151: Stupid humans (part 1)

"Beep."

"Beep..."

Under the hint of the direction indicator, Chen Yu quickly found the sphere of life in space.

Through the transparent sphere, you can clearly see that the two astronauts are holding their arms around their knees, soaking in the lubricating fluid, looking out into the deep and distant space, bewildered.

Suddenly feel so pitiful.

I cried hahaha.

There is no resistance in space. If the uP master does not come to rescue them, they will keep floating away.

Alas, the live broadcast is about to end.

I enjoyed it today.

Pushing the engine to fly to the sphere, Chen Yu reached out and knocked on the sphere.

"Boom boom boom."

"anyone there?"

Hearing the knocking sound, the two inside the ball suddenly turned their heads to look.

"Hi." Chen Yu beckoned: "You guys, it's safe..."

The two astronauts couldn't suppress the emotions in their chests, embracing and cheering excitedly.

Holding the ball of life, Chen Yu turned and flew back to Europa's ground, and was about to return through the portal, but the two inside the ball anxiously slapped the surface.

"Are you still going out?" Chen Yu pointed at the icicle that reached ten thousand meters: "Ice picking?"

The astronauts nodded repeatedly.

"Ok."

Chen Yu found it troublesome and didn't want them to go out to waste time. He walked directly to the ice wall, took out a lightsaber, cut a large piece, and threw it into the goal.

On the one hand, it is hard work, from birth to death to collect a little sample.

One side can grab a bunch...

This strong sense of contrast once again made everyone who saw this scene understand-the importance of technology.

Walking to the portal, Chen Yu finally glanced at the Big Mac icicle that led to the end of the world, and left without hesitation.

This epic picture scroll will not disappear even after hundreds of millions of years.

It was the first pen he left to the universe.

And the second pen, I believe it will not be too far...

...

Sending off the two astronauts, Chen Yu returned to the top of Phoenix Mountain.

After adjusting the camera angle, he crossed his signature fingers and summarized the live broadcast: "Dear viewers in the live room, the extra live broadcast time this time is a bit long, which is beyond my expectation, but it is not boring. A little ball of life. , Carrying human life, fully satisfying our exploration of nature, curiosity about the world, and breakthroughs in our limits."

"At this moment, I believe that not many people will treat it as a toy."

"Akutagawa Ryunosuke once said that humans may only show heroic courage when they protect their lives."

"The Ball of Life gave us courage in advance."

After a slight pause, Chen Yu opened his arms.

"This is a super-time evaluation, thank you for watching and supporting. We..."

"Goodbye."

Goodbye.

uP master you are the master of the world.

You are a piglet in the food street.

Goodbye!

Husband! I want to see you tomorrow.

886.

Closing the live broadcast room, Chen Yu suddenly relaxed and exhaled.

"it is finally over."

"Today's extra live broadcast is so long." Xiao Taohong stepped forward and pointed to the portal: "Let's go back."

"Well, go back."

Chen Yu nodded, then turned around and glanced at the many soldiers, arching his hands: "Thank you for your help today. Goodbye."

"Goodbye!"

All the soldiers will be powerful in unison.

"Wait...wait a minute."

Just as Chen Yu had connected the space and was about to leave with Xiao Taohong, a voice of solitude suddenly came from behind him.

Chen Yu turned his head in doubt and was taken aback: "Fuck! Xiaomi Technology?!"

Yu Qian wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and smiled forcefully: "No...Is there no part of me?"

"Why are you so inexistent?" Chen Yu held his forehead.

"I've always been here." Yu Qian lowered his head: "But no one seems to pay attention to me..."

Chen Yu: "..."

...

Time passed in a hurry.

Jinzhou in the northeast is getting colder and colder.

This is a mediocre Monday.

At 7:30 in the morning, the fourth youngest son of the Chen family had finished breakfast and left the house under the leadership of Chen Yu to go to school together.

As usual, Chen Yu was carrying Chen Sanke's schoolbag in his left hand, and Chen Erke's schoolbag in his right hand, with Chen Yike's schoolbag hanging on his chest, and his own behind him...

"It's so cold."

Chen Yike shrank his neck: "Humans should sleep like brown bears in winter, why go to school?"

"Because there is only one kind of brown bear." Chen Yu stretched out two fingers: "But humans have two kinds."

"Which two?" Chen Yike asked suspiciously.

"We northerners, and southerners in the south. The south is especially warm, so we don't need hibernation, so naturally we can't sleep anymore."

"It turned out to be so!" Chen Erke was surprised.

"It turned out to be so!" Chen Sanke was surprised.

Chen Yike: "...Brother, can you stop talking nonsense? Teach children bad."

"Children must have unconstrained thinking to help grow up healthy." Chen Yu shrugged.

"Others' elder brothers are calm and mature." Chen Yike pouted: "On the other hand, you are talking nonsense all day long, not like an older brother."

Chen Yu stopped and scratched the back of his neck: "I just want to ask, does anyone you know has two children? Regarding family planning as nothing?"

"Then why are there four in our family?" Chen Yike's question hit the soul.

"..."

Chen Yu was silent for a long time and nodded: "Yes, why are there four?"

"..."

"..."

"Don't ask." After a while, Chen Yu waved his hand and took another step: "Ask is a setting."

Chen Yike was unable to complain.

It didn't take long for the fourth young master of the Chen family to go to the kindergarten.

After stopping, Chen Yu handed the left-handed schoolbag to Chen Sanke, and said daily: "Listen to the teacher, have fun, and be safe."

"Ang!" Chen Sanke nodded, took a step forward, and walked from left to right.

"Wait a while!" Chen Yu seemed to think of something and stopped Chen Sanke.

"How to mess with it?" Chen Sanke was puzzled.

Chen Yu pointed his finger at the open iron gate of the kindergarten, and said solemnly: "You have fun, but don't stick your tongue to lick the iron gate. You can't lick the iron railing."

Upon hearing this, Chen Sanke looked at the iron gate blankly, tilted his head: "Why?"

"Tongue will be frozen, stick on, it won't take it off." Chen Yu repeatedly said: "Don't lick iron."

"Oh." Chen Sanke nodded seemingly.

"Okay, go to school."

"Goodbye grasshopper."

"Goodbye."

Chen Sanke started again and walked towards the kindergarten step by step. U U Reading www.uukanshu.com

But when she walked to the iron gate, she suddenly stopped, staring at the iron gate stupidly, not knowing what she was thinking.

"To suffer!" Chen Yu in the distance saw this, slapped his thigh, and rushed up quickly: "The third child! No..."

Chen Sanke quickly stuck out his tongue and stuck it on the iron sheet...

"...Can lick..."

"Oh?" Chen Sanke stuck his tongue tightly to the iron gate, and squinted at Chen Yu with difficulty: "Hiccup, yell? (Can't you lick it?

Chen Yu: "..."

Chen Yike: "..."

Chen Erke: "..."

The female teacher in front of the kindergarten: "..."

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This chapter adds more to the rudder master of "Gradually Farther and Farther"!

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