Transdimensional Marketing

The sky is getting brighter.

As the four of them moved forward, looking through the morning mist, the pavilion on the top of the mountain was faintly visible.

"Finally here." Chen Yike took a deep breath, then turned to look at Chen Yu and Chen Sanke: "Aren't you tired?"

"Tired?" Chen Sanke looked at Chen Yu in confusion.

"Not tired." Chen Yu replied, "Xishan is just a small dirt bag, how could it be tired."

"You two are terrible."

Chen Yu hugged Chen Sanke, triumphantly: "My youngest and I are natural explorers. Not only do we have the spirit of adventure, but also the physical strength to explore."

"What is... the spirit of adventure?" Chen Sanke immediately asked curiously when he heard a new word that he had never heard before.

"Explore spirit."

Chen Yu thought while walking, frowning and said, "From a certain angle, it should be a pervert."

"thump."

Chen Yike, who had ears pricked up in front of him, fell down immediately, and spit out frantically before he got up: "Brother! Be a man, don't talk nonsense!"

"I'm not talking nonsense." Chen Yu looked serious: "For example, have you all eaten durian?"

"I've eaten." Chen Yike stood up, patted the dust on his body, hands on hips: "I will listen to your explanation."

"I have eaten it, it smells bad." Chen Sanke unconsciously held his finger: "It's delicious."

"You taste, fine taste." Chen Yu explained in a simple way: "The first person who discovered durian, saw this durian, it is very big, it is all thorns, and it grows scary. He even dared to hold it in his hand. You said he Is there an adventure spirit?"

Chen Yike nodded: "Yes!"

"But you continue tasting." Chen Yu's expression is rich: "Open this prickly ball, there is a mass of yellow stuff inside, like shit, and when you smell it carefully, it smells like shit. But this kind of thing looks like shit, and smells more like shit. He wants to take a mouthful of shit, do you think he is abnormal?"

"Snapped."

Chen Yike slapped her face...

"The third child, do you think this person has the spirit of adventure?" Chen Yu turned his head and asked Chen Sanke.

"Yes." Chen Sanke nodded.

"Then you say he is abnormal?"

"Yes."

"So from this perspective, is the spirit of adventure a pervert?"

"Yes." Chen Sanke nodded.

"It's a pervert." Chen Erke next to him also deeply agrees.

Chen Yike: "..."

"Brother is amazing!"

"The grasshopper understands so much!"

"Ahahaha, Gisho, Gisho." Chen Yu looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and the corners of his smiling mouth were almost cracked to the root of his ears.

"Ah..." Chen Yike sighed: "I am worried about the future of the second and third child."

"That's how you came here when you were young." Chen Yu fought back sharply.

"..."

After another few minutes of climbing, the fourth master of the Chen family finally ascended the last step, followed a path into the pavilion, and looked east.

I saw the red sun slowly rising, distorting the red clouds, spilling the sun all over the earth, and shining on Chen Yu and his three younger sisters.

"It's so beautiful..." Chen Yike opened his arms contentedly and embraced Chaoyang.

"Wow" Chen Sanke's eyes sparkled.

"The sun is so big, why isn't it hot?" Chen Erke wondered.

"because……"

Chen Yu looked at the morning sun and said softly: "It is like a human heart, broad and simple at birth, but as it grows, it will always become narrow, so that people cannot look directly at it..."

"Oh..." Chen Erke seemed to understand.

"So." Chen Yu smiled and patted Chen Erke on the shoulder: "Don't grow up."

...

Half an hour later, the fourth young man of the Chen family returned to his grandfather's house and found that Chen's mother and grandma had already started cooking, and that grandfather, uncle and father Chen were still asleep.

"Did you go hiking?" Mother Chen asked.

"Well, I'm on the West Mountain."

"Why don't you take Xiaojun with you?"

"Xiaojun is too lazy, he can't wake up no matter how he calls." Chen Yu explained.

Hearing this, Mother Chen curled her lips and squinted: "You didn't scream at all, did you?"

"No, I'm not that kind of person."

"Little Chen Yu, I gave birth to you, but I don't know you yet? I know what papa you are going to pull."

Chen Yu: "..."

Grandma was so angry that she picked up the chopsticks and knocked on Mother Chen's head: "Do you want to eat? Do you want to eat?! Say so disgusting?"

"Eat, eat." Mother Chen covered her head: "Chen Yu, go... and ask grandpa and your uncle to get up for dinner."

Walking into the master bedroom, listening to the snoring snoring, Chen Yu took the lead to walk in front of grandpa, and pushed: "Grandpa? Woke up and have dinner."

"Ah, it's dinner." Grandpa harps in a daze: "What time is it?"

"It's seven in the morning, what time did you sleep last night?"

"It's more than one o'clock in the morning." Grandpa rubbed his face: "Oh, why is it so dark, you can't see anything."

Chen Yu: "..."

"I asked the Buddha, why is my world so dark?"

Chen Yu: "The Buddha said, can you open your eyes?"

"Huh?" Grandpa opened his eyes and sat up: "I saw..."

Chen Yu: "..."

The three adults were awakened and had breakfast together. Mother Chen put down the dishes and regretted that she would take the children home.

Hearing this, grandma looked up, frowned and said: "What's the hurry? Wait a while to go back."

"No, mom, the second child will go to the abacus mental arithmetic cram school tomorrow."

"I mean, wait a while to finish cleaning the dishes and chopsticks before going back."

Mother Chen: "..."

"...Puff." Chen Yu, who was next to him, pinched his thigh, his face flushed.

When Chen's mother coaxed her husband and children to get in the car, grandma and grandma reluctantly drove them to the road.

"Be careful on the road and don't drive too fast." Grandpa said to Father Chen solemnly.

"Dad, don't worry, I will drive steadily."

"Did that greyhound take the car?"

"Take it, in the trunk."

"That's fine." Grandpa nodded: "This dog can drink better than me and can't afford it."

"It can still smoke!" Liu Xiaojun said sharply.

"Smoking?" Chen Yu was taken aback, then furious: "Why do you still teach it to smoke?"

"You also believe in children, dogs can still smoke?" Grandpa stretched out his hand and patted Chen Yu's head: "Hurry up, it's not easy to get out of the city during the peak noon."

"Okay, then we will leave." Father Chen nodded and stepped on the accelerator slowly.

"Wait."

Grandma suddenly spoke, and stepped forward to smile at Mother Chen: "Daughter, UU reads www.uukanshu.com often go home and have a look."

Mother Chen burst into tears, bit her lip and nodded: "Yeah."

"Even if I help my mother to brush the chopsticks and wash the dishes??" Grandma continued to sing.

"..." Mother Chen's tears stopped immediately, and she was silent for a moment, and shouted: "Drive! Go!"

...

After two hours of driving, the Chen family's six and one dog finally returned home.

Walking into the bedroom with the invisible little pink, Chen Yu lay on the bed to rest: "Haha, this trip is really fun."

"Will you go for the New Year?" Xiao Taohong put on her dress and asked.

"almost."

Perfunctorily, Chen Yu sat up, raised his wrist, cancelled the invisible state of the watch, and checked his basic attribute page.

"It's time to prepare for the official live broadcast..."