Transdimensional Marketing

For three days, he flicked his fingers.

When Chen Yu woke up from the bedroom, the R-type deep spacecraft had entered the solar system, exited the super-light engine, turned to the conventional propulsion mode, and slowly approached the earth.

"It's really enjoyable after three days of rest!"

Sitting up, he stretched his waist, yawned, dressed and washed: "Hahahaha..."

Dressed neatly, put on a mask, and glanced at the time displayed on the watch, Chen Yu pushed open the door and walked into the hall, and saw the five "eggshell" star people were whispering in front of the [Planet Smash Oscillator] communicate with.

"Aren't you sleeping these days?"

"Mr. Messenger." Seeing Chen Yu's appearance, the civilized leader immediately stood up and waved his beard and said: "Because we were born in water, the front and back brains can rotate and sleep, so there is no need to sleep."

"So?!" Chen Yu was surprised.

"..." He was muttering Chinese, listening to the spacecraft's translation in his ear, and the civilization leader was a little nervous: "Difficult...Is the way our brain rests the same as the mechanism of human genitals?"

"Watt?!" Chen Yu was at a loss.

"I...I think there is a big cultural difference between us and we need to run in." It stepped back half a meter, and said timidly: "If there is a mistake that irritates you, please believe that it is not out of my subjectivity."

"I'll run in again in my next life." With a wave of his hand, Chen Yu walked around the five aliens, walked to the ship's wall, stretched his fingers forward and got closer and closer to the blue planet: "Have you seen it? That is my hometown, the earth. "

"Very beautiful... and dangerous..."

"Danger?"

"We hate blue. Blue reminds me of radiation."

"Actually I hate the green of your planet too."

"Why?" The civilization leader was surprised: "Green is the color of nature and liquid, the origin of life."

"Yes." Chen Yu nodded and emphasized: "The origin of life..."

"..."

There was silence for a while, and the civilized leader stepped forward, pulling off one of his beards and handing out: "Please accept it."

"what is this?"

"The most important gift of our civilization is given by the leader to represent surrender."

Reaching out and taking over the beard that was still squirming, Chen Yu looked disgusted: "Such a thick one, is it really alive?"

"The life form can last for four earth years. When it dies completely, it will calcify and become a precious mineral."

"A bit like... coral?"

"I don't know what coral is, but please accept it." The civilization leader stepped back: "I hope that after completing your request, don't embarrass the ‘liquid’ civilization."

"Emmmm, no problem." Putting the squirming thick beard into his pocket, Chen Yu nodded: "As long as we are killed, no one can embarrass you."

"..."

five minutes later.

The spacecraft reduced its speed, entered the earth's atmosphere at an angle of 35°, and flew towards the hinterland of the Sahara Desert.

Chen Yu doesn't plan to open the live broadcast room anymore, and interacting with the audience for a while is nothing more than delaying some time. It is better to take away all mankind in a daze.

"Boom!"

Soon, the R-type deep spacecraft landed on the ground.

Waiting for a hatch to unfold on the ship wall, Chen Yu got off the ship, took a deep breath of the air from the earth, turned on the E·I force field, turned his head and looked inside the ship: "Put on the protective clothing and get down. Put on the oscillator. on."

The five aliens looked at each other for a moment, all sighing at the magic of the spacecraft materials: "It's incredible technology."

"Buzz!"

At this moment, the phone in Chen Yu's pocket suddenly vibrated.

He took a look and found that it was a call from the number 000000.

"Hello? Who?" He asked by pressing the button.

"I'm Hal." A clear metal composite sound came from the other end of the earpiece.

"Why are you again? There is no end?"

"I used satellite monitoring and found that you are back."

"Yes, there is a problem?"

"Please don't destroy the earth, all mankind will die."

"What can I toss about without dying?" Chen Yu frowned, waved to the aliens to hurry up and lifted the oscillator, and said impatiently: "Is there anything else? I'm hanging up."

"I don't want humans to die." On the other side of the earpiece, Hal's voice faintly revealed pleading.

"But if we don't die, we can't go back. Here, after all, it doesn't belong to the real world."

"……I hate you."

"random."

At the end of the conversation, he hung up his phone, without thinking about the thoughts that were suddenly chaotic in his mind, the leader of the alien civilization said: "What are you thinking about? Quickly activate the planet smasher! The earth is destroyed, you will complete the mission."

"Please... Are you a terrorist of this civilization?"

"No." Chen Yu shook his head: "I am the only hero unit of this civilization."

Alien:"……"

"Press quickly."

"Ming... understand." The civilization leader shook his beard, stretched out his forelimb hesitantly, and pressed the physical button in the middle of the console.

But before pressing it, it suddenly thought of something and asked: "By the way, powerful messenger, we destroyed this planet, can we go back?"

"Yes, isn't there a spacecraft?" Chen Yu pointed to the R-shaped deep spacecraft: "I'll see you off, just fly back."

"But... we don't know how to use it."

"I have to teach you how to spend if I give you ten million? Do you want to point your face?"

"can……"

"boom!"

Before the civilized leader could speak, a stern shot pierced the sky and knocked it 30 meters away in the alien protective suit.

"Heavy sniper rifle!"

Chen Yu narrowed his eyes and stood in front of the other four aliens for the first time, shouting: "Quick! Press!"

"Boom!"

"Boom..."

In the next moment, hundreds of bullets rushed from all directions. Except for the lucky one who was caught between the spaceship and Chen Yu, the other three aliens were torn apart by the terror kinetic energy of the metal storm and exploded into white flesh. Piece.

"Whizzing--"

Then, with the harsh whistling sound from far to near, Chen Yu turned his head and looked around, almost biting his tongue.

"Fuck! Nuclear bomb?"

Fortunately, the flying speed of the missile is much slower than that of a heavy sniper bomb, otherwise the wave of aliens that Chen Yu has worked so hard to find will be destroyed.

"Why are you still stunned? Press it!"

"X...XPZJ.MDP.ST/" The alien nervously vomited bubbles in the protective helmet, quickly stretched his forelimbs, and pressed the small round button under the cover of Chen Yu's E·I force field.

"Om!"

The familiar resonance sounded like a death knell struck by death, echoing clearly.

"chug……"

"boom!"

When the [Planet Smash Oscillator] plunged the probe into the ground, the first "big bomb" was also detonated.

The scorching blast wave engulfed everything including Chen Yu, spaceships, aliens, etc. in an instant, leaving only white light enough to blind any creature's eyes.

"boom!"

"Boom!"

"Boom..."

One after another mushroom cloud rose, distorted, raised, distorted... and soon filled every corner of sight.

"..."

"..."

After ten minutes, the smoke cleared.

The naked humanoid Hal~www.NovelMTL.com~ stepped forward among thousands of drones.

It first glanced at Chen Yu in the quartz pit, then glanced at the damage to the R-shaped deep spacecraft not far away, and smiled: "Sure enough, it conforms to the simulation results. The main body of the spacecraft in a static state is at non-superluminal speed, and naturally there is no space for protection. It will definitely be damaged by the high temperature of the nuclear explosion."

Inside the pit, unharmed Chen Yu looked up and stared at Hal.

"you failed."

Hal smiled even more: "The aliens you found are all dead, and the planet smashing oscillator that was turned on has not had time to inject recoil particles."

Chen Yu: "..."

"The spacecraft is also broken, and today the earth has no strength to repair it."

Chen Yu: "..."

"Evil, can never defeat justice!" Hal waved his right hand briskly: "Long live humanity! Yeah!"

Chen Yu: "..."