Transdimensional Marketing

"From the day you left the earth, I have simulated how to destroy your evil plan."

Hal was condescending and looked down at Chen Yu: "Especially after you left the Xuanyuan XIV galaxy, I used all the computing power, and at 5000 times the speed of light, I got twelve parameters including the time, angle, and location of your arrival on Earth. , I’m here to make a one-shot ambush in advance. If you don’t deploy the E·I force field in advance, you won’t even have a chance to talk to me."

"Are you showing off?" Chen Yu raised his head, his eyes slowly turning cold.

"No." Hal shook his head: "I'm telling you that on this planet, in terms of intelligence, calculation, round accuracy, and round development, I, as a strong artificial intelligence, are the best. Far better than all human beings. It’s even better together. So you should trust me. There is no ruler who can formulate a more perfect civilization evolutionary route than me.”

After a moment of silence, Chen Yu slowly floated out of the pit and flew in front of Hal: "Then what?"

"I'm just trying to reason with you. You have failed. It is unrealistic to use a protective force field to fly outside the solar system to find aliens. And this failure of yours also proves that, in the way you evaluated the product , Sooner or later it will bring disaster to all mankind."

"I have to say, you are indeed excellent. At a distance of 70 light years, it can accurately predict where I will land, which is awesome."

"Generally awesome."

"..." After sighing, Chen Yu slowly inserted his right hand into his trouser pocket, closed his eyes and smiled: "I admit that you, with powerful computing power, must have a perfect civilization evolution route, almost 100% in line with humans. . But you don’t even know that evolution is more important than a perfect step-by-step process. It is the flash of light that pops up from time to time."

"Because of the great changes in the African environment, humans have no choice but to straighten up and chase their prey with their legs, which happens to free their hands."

"Because of the larger and larger heads, human females have no choice but to choose premature delivery, so that the weakest baby will leave the uterus early, which happens to develop the strongest brain."

"Because they couldn't beat the strong and smart Neanderthals in Europe, humans chose to migrate on a large scale and traveled their footprints across the continent. It happened that the European volcano erupted, making the retreating humans the only victor."

"Because of a forest fire, a flame was found."

"Because of a tribal conflict, bronze ware happened to be invented."

"Because of a virus plague, faith collapsed and entered science."

"Because a woman refused to admit defeat to the patriarchal society, she happened to lead mankind into the atomic age and evolve a great civilization..."

Opening his eyes, Chen Yu and Hal looked at each other: "None of these choices are perfect, nor are they calculated. But it's these imperfections, these coincidences, and these auras that have refined the human beings today. "

As he said, he took his right hand out of his trouser pocket: "Like it. Even if you have more computing power, can you calculate this kind of opportunity?"

"Then...what's that?" Hal saw the squirming beard in Chen Yu's hand and felt bad.

"The beard of the eggshell star." Chen Yu smiled, slowly pulled out the ring (E·I force field) worn on the middle finger, and calmly said: "It can keep alive for four years. In other words, it is not dead. Part of aliens."

"You...what are you doing?!"

"As you can see, let the ‘alien’ destroy the earth."

"Can't pass!" Hal immediately controlled the drone and stopped in front of Chen Yu.

"It's useless. The E·I force field has no solution in this era."

When the words fell, the ring was placed on the alien's beard, and the user instantly changed from Chen Yu to "alien".

"Human beings don't move forward in the manner set by outsiders. We can do better ourselves." Picking up the beard wearing the ring, Chen Yu slammed the beard to the R-shaped deep space ship before falling.

"It seems that the victor belongs to a human whose computing power is billions of times inferior to you. But this is just a prelude. When we get back to reality, let's make a complete break."

When the voice fell, Chen Yu was crushed into atoms by the space shell of the E·I force field, and completely disappeared into this macroscopic world.

"Do not!"

Hal ignored Chen Yu and tried to control the drone, trying to block the alien beards thrown out.

But the E·I force field surrounding the beard is like a broken bamboo, and any kinetic energy, missiles, laser... can't make it shake at all.

"Swish—"

Soon, under Hal's desperate gaze, the alien beard hit the wall of the R-shaped deep space ship.

The shrouded E·I force field simply wiped out the outer shell of the sphere on the left side of the spacecraft!

In an instant, the "fuel" leaked, and the terrifying dark matter surged out!

"Do not!"

Hal only had time to shout, before being crushed by the collapsed space.

Then, as more and more dark matter leaked, the reaction caused became more and more intense.

Deserts, oceans, mountains, bottom crust, mantle, and even the atmosphere... are all like shrunken pictures, compressed layer by layer.

The other sphere of the R-shaped deep space ship finally couldn't hold on, the shell was damaged, and the same huge amount of dark energy began to leak, and it was stranded with the scattered dark matter!

"Crack...Boom..."

Torn between these two terrifying forces, the earth groaned in pain, and the huge body that gave birth to hundreds of millions of creatures quickly split and twisted.

This is a scene that no language can describe.

The eastern hemisphere was big and small, and the western hemisphere disintegrated and collapsed. Under the power of space, the earth's originally solid rock mass was as fragile as sugar paper.

Gravity gradually caused the two substances to spread all over the world, and the shattered Western Hemisphere began to grow and shrink.

Mountains as small as rice...

Ore the size of the moon...

Fast spinning solid magma...

Unthinkable, weird and weird...

...

"Beep!"

The familiar electronic resonance sounded from my ears.

Chen Yu slowly opened his eyes, and immediately raised his wrist to watch the barrage of the live broadcast.

[Fuck! What happened just now? Why did you die suddenly? 】

[I seem to see the ground shrinking before I die...]

[UP Master, which great civilization did you find? So awesome? 】

[Death is so sudden. 】

[I still want to play...]

[Can I come again for the last time? just one time! Please, please...]

[Hurry up and close it! We minors have seen you open your eyes and close your eyes five times, and see nothing else! day! 】

Seeing the way the audience died, Chen Yu relaxed, pondered for a moment, and opened his mouth facing the camera: "This review lasted less than ten minutes, but the viewers who have experienced it know that this is the longest live broadcast. Up."

"In this episode, we have experienced the artificial intelligence crisis, asteroid impact, mutated virus outbreak, black hole engulfing, and the devastating invasion of alien civilization. I believe everyone will be as unforgettable as I am. In these disasters, we feel The weakness of human civilization and the magnificence of nature."

"Thank you once again for the [Scourge Occurrence Device] provided by the company'Stop Addiction and Die'. It is really enjoyable.

At the end of the speech, Chen Yu opened his arms and finally concluded: "Then this evaluation will be over here, I believe the next program will be more exciting! Children who have not experienced disasters, tomorrow, I will upload the complete edited version of the video to each The big platform, UU reads www.uukahnshu.com for everyone to watch at any time."

"This is a super-time evaluation. I am the host of the show, Chen Yufan. Our fourteenth evaluation one month later is still here.

Immediately, all live broadcast platforms, including CCTV, were closed at the same time.

The screens of billions of viewers plunged into darkness.

"call……"

Sitting on the ground, Chen Yu breathed a sigh of relief, but before he could rest for ten seconds, the phone suddenly vibrated.

Lazily took out the phone and found that it was Xiao Taohong calling.

"Hey?"

"Hello?!!!" In the earpiece, there was a nervous Husky voice: "Chen Yu! It's over!"

Chen Yu: "What are you doing?"

"Don't make money, we're almost done..."